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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone fancy cooking my sock!

Feel free to add your naughty spoonerisms below.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Carry On film moggy - Cooking Fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no good at these, I get my wucking mords fuddled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we were on holiday in America Mrs P decided to put some Hope in here Sole and she showed everyone her nice Prairie Hat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I once got a brothel and a circus mixed up. Turns out one was an array of cunning stunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story this one and I've never forgotten it and never will..

When I was 19 I was in a supermarket with my uncle buying lunch, I bought an apple, a sandwich and a yogurt..

When I got to the check out I asked the lady serving for a "foon" instead of a spoon, confusing a fork for a spoon and mixing the two words..

My uncle laughed and called me a clown..

I then said "there's a technical term for that you know, mixing words like that is called a spoonerism"

He then said "What? Why wouldn't it be called a forkerism?"

I then burst myself laughing and to this day he's never figured out why.. Hahaha!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Steam punk and fog pockets are my two favourite spoonerisms I've ever committed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near fot mentle jaiden

For I know a slack bith

Who'll unlick the pock

To your bastity chelt...

*Jasper Carrot*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/05/14 18:11:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always got the kids play station and game boys mixed up, telling them to put their playboys away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Near fot mentle jaiden

For I know a slack bith

Who'll unlick the pock

To your bastity chelt...

*Jasper Carrot*"

Translates

Fear not gentle maiden

Fori know a black Smith

Who'll unpick the lock

To your chastity belt.

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Near fot mentle jaiden

For I know a slack bith

Who'll unlick the pock

To your bastity chelt...

*Jasper Carrot*

Translates

Fear not gentle maiden

Fori know a black Smith

Who'll unpick the lock

To your chastity belt.

Good one "

Check out "Bastity Chelt" on Utube...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never forget my dad asking what vd my son wanted for Christmas

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Jenny Everett;

Cupid Stunt.

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I once went to a meet on a well boiled icicle

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By *ixen and RudolphCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

My Nan . Wagless for wireless lol x

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Jenny Everett;

Cupid Stunt."

Cupid Stunt was originally going to be called Mary Hinge - except the toffs who ran the BBC then said it was too suggestive and vetoed it!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Jenny Everett;

Cupid Stunt.

Cupid Stunt was originally going to be called Mary Hinge - except the toffs who ran the BBC then said it was too suggestive and vetoed it!"

Love it!

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