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Boasting about being the best fuck ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many others have received messages claiming to be from the best fuck ever?

And what is your response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no need to Boast.

I know we are

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My response is yaaawwwwnnnnnn then ignore

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I normally get the 'check out my verifications, you wont be disappointed'

I just say, yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My response is yaaawwwwnnnnnn then ignore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a message like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have had a number of guys write to us recently claiming to be the best fuck ever!!

Only one of them at best can lay claim to that achievement.

In reality we ignore them - who wants to meet somebody with an ego like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

experience as taught me they are actually the worst so i block and ignore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a message like that. "

Would you like me to send you one ?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

better than saying they are a lousy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like blowing your own trumpet is there. Seeing as I like all manner of sexual deviances I doubt any man will best another. A better fuck for me is one who comes back again and again and it is as good or gets better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"better than saying they are a lousy shag "

not if they follow up with "but I kiss nice and make a lovely cup of tea"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"better than saying they are a lousy shag

not if they follow up with "but I kiss nice and make a lovely cup of tea" "

very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes as a single female, I can lick for hours..I will ruin you..I will be your first and last, you won't look elsewhere after me...I will fuck you so hard you will need an ambulance.

Yawn...all talk!

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had one. . .from a 19 year old 'real man' (his words ), promising to be the best I've ever had . . .

Really ? . . . Think not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"better than saying they are a lousy shag "

Possibly not - at least that would make us smile whereas making the frankly preposterous claim to be the best ever just irritates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no need to Boast.

I know we are

Gimp"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had one. . .from a 19 year old 'real man' (his words ), promising to be the best I've ever had . . .

Really ? . . . Think not! "

The poor little boy. I hope you didn't puncture his delusions.

Bless his cotton socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes as a single female, I can lick for hours..I will ruin you..I will be your first and last, you won't look elsewhere after me...I will fuck you so hard you will need an ambulance.

Yawn...all talk!

Her"

you promised you wouldnt tell anyone i sent that

Gimp

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"better than saying they are a lousy shag

Possibly not - at least that would make us smile whereas making the frankly preposterous claim to be the best ever just irritates."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a message like that. "

"You're the best shag ever"

There ya go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some think being able to fuck hard and fast is a deal clincher. I don't blame them if women write veris stating they were fucked hard and gushed everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a message like that. "

Your the best thing I've never had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"experience as taught me they are actually the worst so i block and ignore. "

Agree! The ones that don't mention sex are the best. In my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a message like that.

Would you like me to send you one ?"

Yes, yes I would actually (along with a picture of Mrs Ps vaj).

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Some think being able to fuck hard and fast is a deal clincher. I don't blame them if women write veris stating they were fucked hard and gushed everywhere "

you are right, the verifications 'wow, the best fuck ever', 'wow she is the hottest wife on Fab'.

it all's an ego stroke..

but harmless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a message like that.

"You're the best shag ever"

There ya go. "


"I've never had a message like that.

Your the best thing I've never had "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes as a single female, I can lick for hours..I will ruin you..I will be your first and last, you won't look elsewhere after me...I will fuck you so hard you will need an ambulance.

Yawn...all talk!

Her

you promised you wouldnt tell anyone i sent that

Gimp "
Bad girl

Blabber mouth mandy

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By *he TrunkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I would never make such a claim, after all, most women would decide against meeting me, knowing the rest of their sex life would be a huge disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had one. . .from a 19 year old 'real man' (his words ), promising to be the best I've ever had . . .

Really ? . . . Think not!

The poor little boy. I hope you didn't puncture his delusions.

Bless his cotton socks."

Politely

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would say don't be so ridiculous, you're messaging him

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I had better stop sending them then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would never make such a claim, after all, most women would decide against meeting me, knowing the rest of their sex life would be a huge disappointment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like us single guys are missing out on all these great messages no one sends me such things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be your best 'fair to middling' fuck ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like us single guys are missing out on all these great messages no one sends me such things "

Beg, it works for me

Gimp

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Some talk the talk. Others walk the walk.

Anyone for a stroll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"experience as taught me they are actually the worst so i block and ignore.

Agree! The ones that don't mention sex are the best. In my experience. "
and dont tell the world about there experiences, discrete and respect is the way to go

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By *illy big knobMan
over a year ago

rochdale


"Some talk the talk. Others walk the walk.

Anyone for a stroll? "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Some talk the talk. Others walk the walk.

Anyone for a stroll? "

Only if we can go shopping at the same time and show a casual disregard for fashion victims.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like us single guys are missing out on all these great messages no one sends me such things

Beg, it works for me

Gimp"

Ok erm pls pls oh forget it can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be your best 'fair to middling' fuck ever.

"

what's your tea like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is never best. Only different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many of these messages that it gets boring I find if they have to boost its to make them feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like us single guys are missing out on all these great messages no one sends me such things

Beg, it works for me

Gimp

Ok erm pls pls oh forget it can't be bothered "

Longest as in length of member or length of time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's the profile, you know saying, some are good but I'm better, seem to have a massive ego.

If they chat it's always about them.

very self absorbed.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Some talk the talk. Others walk the walk.

Anyone for a stroll?

Only if we can go shopping at the same time and show a casual disregard for fashion victims. "

Sounds like a plan. As long as we can pop into Harvey Nicks during Happy Hour for cocktails.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I stood in the bedroom naked and my wife said, "Whatever happened to that huge fat cock that used to fuck Me senseless?",

,

,

,

,

" We got a new milkman" I replied.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive not had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the best fuck, and when I'm done I let the lucky lady know with a..........

KERCHING!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I ignore. I'm only impressed if they can play through Dead Space 2 on hardcore without crying once....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"I've never had a message like that. "

me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive not had any complaints"

Nor have I

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've never had a message like that. "

Check your verifications, numbnuts!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

How can anyone say that every woman i've had the pleasure of was different it takes a while to learn what they want!!

.

i love to talk before the "deed" just to see what she wants FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get messages like that either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a message like that.

Check your verifications, numbnuts! "

Oh, so it wasn't a joke?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've never had a message like that.

Check your verifications, numbnuts!

Oh, so it wasn't a joke? "

The phrasing and language was most certainly a joke. Various sentiments may not have been totally tongue in cheek. I'll let you guess which.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I've had guys tell me they are the best shag where I reply women are good at faking honey, then it's goes to you fat bitch blah blah bollocks!

I'm only great if the person I'm with listens to my body rather than just banging away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm almost adequate. Ladies, come and get me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think competing best fuck evers should be made to fuck each other, and we can all judge just who is the best fuck, unless one of them submits and quits his claim. Have a rolling monthly best fuck fuck-out between em all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think competing best fuck evers should be made to fuck each other, and we can all judge just who is the best fuck, unless one of them submits and quits his claim. Have a rolling monthly best fuck fuck-out between em all. "

*gets bucket of mud*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally get the 'check out my verifications, you wont be disappointed'

I just say, yeah right! "

Yes this is what I get.

I tend to ignore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I would be a superb fuck.... as long as you dont mind stopping every ten mins to rub my knees...oh and my wheezing can be a bit off putting. Not to mention my over active ball sack sweat gland

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

I dont get this thread.....surely ..the best fuck ever is a two way thing....I mean if one or other is liying there like a wet matress it aint gonna happen is it.

When yer willy is challenging her kidneys for space and her nails digging furrows of flesh from your back then....mmmmmm maybe.

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