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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know the saying Once you have seen one cock you have seen them all? Not true!

Cocks are as different as faces. Trust me I see a LOT of cock. (Job)

So I was perving cock pictures the other day (as you do) and thought I would give you guys a heads up as to what I am hoping to see. So here are some DO's and DON'Ts when Mr. Cocky does a selfie.

What I want to see is Erect stand alone Wowness!

Do not ever pose flaccid.

Do not hold it with two fingers squeezing it best you can. (Looks tiny)

ALWAYS Trim, shave or waxed! (Will look bigger)

Do not super impose it to make it look bigger or longer. (Be honest)

If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)

If you need a rubberband around it to keep it erect then I am not going to be impressed either.

One more thing guys, If you have a pic of you penetrating some other woman from behind PLEASE dot out her piles first!

I tell you this with the best intentions I hope you will undersand I am trying to help us all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duly noted. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree with you about the rubber band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hands lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Op,, You re aware you will be sent many pictures of cocks now

I sent my wife a picture of my flaccid penis,

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I wanted her to know I was thinking of her,

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By *WcplCouple
over a year ago

Tameside

We have a chuckle when we see cock pics taken next to a beer can, sky remote of other item to try and promote the size of said tool

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Strange, the OP makes no mention of Dinosaur Cock Shots???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)

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I can get two hands around mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixture on mine....mostly action shots (no piles) and erect (no hands). Full body shot sorta flaccid (sorry).... But trying to give an overall view for folks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if it looks red and raw get it checked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cock pic, its 6" average but most importantly it works, my meet yesterday vouched for that 5 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like a public service notice on cocksmanship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the saying Once you have seen one cock you have seen them all? Not true!

Cocks are as different as faces. Trust me I see a LOT of cock. (Job)

So I was perving cock pictures the other day (as you do) and thought I would give you guys a heads up as to what I am hoping to see. So here are some DO's and DON'Ts when Mr. Cocky does a selfie.

What I want to see is Erect stand alone Wowness!

Do not ever pose flaccid.

Do not hold it with two fingers squeezing it best you can. (Looks tiny)

ALWAYS Trim, shave or waxed! (Will look bigger)

Do not super impose it to make it look bigger or longer. (Be honest)

If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)

If you need a rubberband around it to keep it erect then I am not going to be impressed either.

One more thing guys, If you have a pic of you penetrating some other woman from behind PLEASE dot out her piles first!

I tell you this with the best intentions I hope you will undersand I am trying to help us all. "
nice lmfao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mine o.k. no hands.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the saying Once you have seen one cock you have seen them all? Not true!

Cocks are as different as faces. Trust me I see a LOT of cock. (Job)

So I was perving cock pictures the other day (as you do) and thought I would give you guys a heads up as to what I am hoping to see. So here are some DO's and DON'Ts when Mr. Cocky does a selfie.

What I want to see is Erect stand alone Wowness!

Do not ever pose flaccid.

Do not hold it with two fingers squeezing it best you can. (Looks tiny)

ALWAYS Trim, shave or waxed! (Will look bigger)

Do not super impose it to make it look bigger or longer. (Be honest)

If you are holding it in your fist I am going to think (Struggles to keep it up)

If you need a rubberband around it to keep it erect then I am not going to be impressed either.

One more thing guys, If you have a pic of you penetrating some other woman from behind PLEASE dot out her piles first!

I tell you this with the best intentions I hope you will undersand I am trying to help us all. "

I've always liked Marilyn Monroe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol notes have been taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erectim love your cock photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erectim love your cock photos."

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pity you are straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter what you do with the pictures, can't stand cock pics

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't mind a nice few cock pics to look at but those red angry strangled cocks look just painful to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pity you are straight."

Sorry 'bout that.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Maybe protractors will become the new sky remotes. Will allow the degrees of erection to be visible, when hands free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe protractors will become the new sky remotes. Will allow the degrees of erection to be visible, when hands free. "

OOOH good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, thing is, at my age, I need a helping hand!........ mine! X

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