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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spent a day in town today, got flipping rat arsed and up in 3 hours.

Sing me a lullaby!!! Otherwise I might as well stay up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In fact don't message I'm falling asleep as I type. Night night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft kitty,

Warm kitty,

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr, purr, pur-r-r.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soft kitty,

Warm kitty,

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr, purr, pur-r-r."

I'm fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

London? The title is very misleading.

I'm going to start a campaign for better, clearer thread titling. Tina should make it a condition of FORUM INSURANCE too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a Jack the Ripper thread.

Can I have my money back

Gimp

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I thought this was going to be a Jack the Ripper thread.

Can I have my money back

Gimp"

When he wakes up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck me - OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me - OUCH

CAN I HAVE MY MONEY BACK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me - OUCH

I did this on Tuesday. 3 hours sleep. Not cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just farted and nearly made myself sick

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I had a d*unken call at 2am off someone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too old for shenanigans like that these days. Someone pass me my zimmer and slippers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had a d*unken call at 2am off someone....

Block the bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spent a day in town today, got flipping rat arsed and up in 3 hours.

Sing me a lullaby!!! Otherwise I might as well stay up! "

You were in London and didn't come and say hi to me?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

......giddy London, is it home of the free or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just farted and nearly made myself sick"

Haha!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"......giddy London, is it home of the free or what?"

Or what.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I had a d*unken call at 2am off someone....

Block the bastard."

Lickety your language is atrocious lately. Wash your mouth out with soap.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had a d*unken call at 2am off someone....

Block the bastard.

Lickety your language is atrocious lately. Wash your mouth out with soap. "

It's the company I keep. I'll try harder.

VV might be even more lovey this evening as she had a curly fry and made me eat ice cream and cake.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I had a d*unken call at 2am off someone....

Block the bastard.

Lickety your language is atrocious lately. Wash your mouth out with soap.

It's the company I keep. I'll try harder.

VV might be even more lovey this evening as she had a curly fry and made me eat ice cream and cake.

Your a bad influence, you've blown her diet.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had a d*unken call at 2am off someone....

Block the bastard.

Lickety your language is atrocious lately. Wash your mouth out with soap.

It's the company I keep. I'll try harder.

VV might be even more lovey this evening as she had a curly fry and made me eat ice cream and cake.

Your a bad influence, you've blown her diet. "

No, no, no. She didn't have caker and ice cream and one curly fry was stolen when I wasn't looking. I've never had them before but VV said they are the best sort of fries.

Neither of us had hot, freshly made doughnuts and it's almost the law that you have to eat them when you're at the seaside.

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