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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you ever take advantage of the anonymity of the internet to tell a few porkie pies?

Are you a rocket scientist or an astronaut?

Has it ever got out of hand and you've been trapped by an exaggeration of something to someone you thought would be a one off and now they've become a friend (or more) and you don't know how to tell them?

I'm curious, a few people I know have lied about their ages then had to tell me further down the line quiet shame-facedly, and I know of a couple of people who have given themselves a promotion.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

I tell people I'm a real boy.

I'm really bill Gates personal sex robot.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nope, all the weird shit that occurs in my life does actually happen.

I did once meet a guy who said a bit too much on a meet and must have joined the army when he was 8 if his fab age was correct....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can't honestly remember if I've ever told porkies online that have come back to bite me in the arse. My real life is enough of a tragedy without compounding it.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

lies always have a habit of biting ya on the bum so no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I like to meet people face to face and socialize and Ps I can not lie I have a weird blushing thing when I do so what you see is what you get x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I don't can't be bothered to lie, but I may be reserved with how information much I give away.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!! "

But you can suss them out!

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Nope, all the weird shit that occurs in my life does actually happen.

I did once meet a guy who said a bit too much on a meet and must have joined the army when he was 8 if his fab age was correct.... "

Someone who became a very good friend of mine fessed up that he'd shaved a few years off to stay under the 50 yr old age filter many have - bless him, he obviously had to psyche himself up to tell me.

I've also encountered people who claim a certain level of education but appear to be lacking the basic skills to have got there. That amuses me because I generally go for a physical type and if it's combined with a pleasant personality I couldn't care less if he left school at fifteen and sweeps the streets for a living!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol no

I'm 47 five foot 5 titch, size 14, blue eyes dark hair, and a bit cranky.

That's me

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Nah, I don't can't be bothered to lie, but I may be reserved with how information much I give away. "

Same here - if I'm meeting someone for sex why would we discuss where I work and what qualifications I have and details about my family or my possessions?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Nope, if anything neither if us tell much about ourselves or our 'real life' .Makes me cringe when I see just how much personal info others are happy to tell the world about ( weather they lying or not! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I don't can't be bothered to lie, but I may be reserved with how information much I give away. "

Possibly the poorly constructed sentence ever. I really out did myself.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

No, I have never lied to a potential meet but I know a few have to me, on more than one occasion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I always have my first pint of Guinness in my rollers on my way to my job in the shoe testing industry

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I really do look after the crown jewels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth "

What it wasn't the size of a pterodactyl? So you're not really Toshn the prehistoric sized moth slayer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth

What it wasn't the size of a pterodactyl? So you're not really Toshn the prehistoric sized moth slayer ? "
No . it was more butterfly size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it was hard

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .i lie about my age but always tell them right after we've fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I don't can't be bothered to lie, but I may be reserved with how information much I give away. "

Same here. Can't think of any actual lies I've told, I just tend to dodge answering questions.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

nope i really am a sexy cleaner and get paid 6.31 per hour,

and i not have to lie about my age cos everyone thinks i look youger than i am

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth

What it wasn't the size of a pterodactyl? So you're not really Toshn the prehistoric sized moth slayer ? No . it was more butterfly size "

So your enormous moth was actually just moth-sized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I don't can't be bothered to lie, but I may be reserved with how information much I give away.

Possibly the poorly constructed sentence ever. I really out did myself. "

Possibly the most*

Fuck me, I had better get some coffee or something.

Medic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth

What it wasn't the size of a pterodactyl? So you're not really Toshn the prehistoric sized moth slayer ? No . it was more butterfly size

So your enormous moth was actually just moth-sized? "
Well when I say moth size I mean erm sort of erm

Yes it was

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!!

But you can suss them out! "

Not always :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth

What it wasn't the size of a pterodactyl? So you're not really Toshn the prehistoric sized moth slayer ? No . it was more butterfly size

So your enormous moth was actually just moth-sized? "
But shuush I am living off the reputation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well !!! I may of exaggerated a icckle bit on my moth

What it wasn't the size of a pterodactyl? So you're not really Toshn the prehistoric sized moth slayer ? No . it was more butterfly size

So your enormous moth was actually just moth-sized? But shuush I am living off the reputation "

u've been busted !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!! "

Don't they just while trying to be holier than thou.

One thing that really boils my piss (great saying that ) is people who tell lies to make themselves look big ! Twats is what I think of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!!

Don't they just while trying to be holier than thou.

One thing that really boils my piss (great saying that ) is people who tell lies to make themselves look big ! Twats is what I think of them "

Moody. I agree.

There are fucking TONS of them at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the biggest lies come from those who've been rejected or butt hurt in some way and set their sights on trying to paint the other person as the bad guy/girl tobtryband exact revenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many bullshitters about serving in the forces they always get caught out though as others have and end up laughing it the stuff they say.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"So many bullshitters about serving in the forces they always get caught out though as others have and end up laughing it the stuff they say. "

Ahhh the Walter Mitty's of the world....I caught someone out a while ago...lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!!

Don't they just while trying to be holier than thou.

One thing that really boils my piss (great saying that ) is people who tell lies to make themselves look big ! Twats is what I think of them "

I'm 5'11'' really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never lie. But being young and in the job I'm in people assuming I'm lying sometimes. It's a little dishearten, I WORKED HARD FOR THIS SHIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I don't can't be bothered to lie, but I may be reserved with how information much I give away. "

Very similar. It's not that I can't be bothered to lie, more that I'm simply honest.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Quite the opposite actually. I use it to tell some of my secrets and ask about things I wouldn't dream of asking anyone in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been on the recieving end of some dirty great fat lies,, i mean how can a man forget he has a gf of 4 years?! knob head!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No never.....can't see the point! If you don't like me how I am then move on

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"So many bullshitters about serving in the forces they always get caught out though as others have and end up laughing it the stuff they say. "

Yeah in my time of using a variety of sites to meet people I've encountered a few fantasists who have claimed to be special forces. The irony being that I do know some actual special forces peeps who see straight through the bullshit and the fact that I don't care what people do for a living if I'm just meeting them for sex!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"been on the recieving end of some dirty great fat lies,, i mean how can a man forget he has a gf of 4 years?! knob head! "

I had this from a potential meet until I suggested a social drink in town first, then it all came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on this site so I don't have to lie, cheat or sneak about - it's great being single!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I may have exaggerated my height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we haven't lied about anything...

But we do know a few that have told some big whoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- some people just cant help themselves lies just come too easily to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people must think I lie about my height (I'm six foot without heels) judging by the amount of 'blimey, I didn't realise you were that tall' when we actually do meet...and that's where it becomes patently obvious that whoever I'm meeting has lied about their height and added a few inches

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm actually 42 stone but I shaved some off for my description on here. It's not like anyone will notice because most blokes don't see beyond tits anyway...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I dont like people who big themselves up - I just feel cheated, as theyre not willing to be themselves with me. Its a bit sad. I tend to moderate myself, to ensure Im humble and not at risk of doing the same, so prefer to under egg the pudding. A while back I did add years to my age, as I thought Id be taken more seriously - now I dont case : like it or lump it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been on the recieving end of some dirty great fat lies,, i mean how can a man forget he has a gf of 4 years?! knob head! "

Another great saying knob head and totally agree with you.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yes. All the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't. I can't be doing with trying to remember lies and I'd end up putting my foot in it.

Some do though, quite spectacularly!!

Don't they just while trying to be holier than thou.

One thing that really boils my piss (great saying that ) is people who tell lies to make themselves look big ! Twats is what I think of them

I'm 5'11'' really. "

Twat

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