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"You are a brave man asking a question like that in here Oh oh . These never go well | |||
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"Rate my cock out 10 thanks,just wondering wot people thought of it Mwahahaha | |||
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"A cock is a cock - not sure how you want it rated really? Aesthetically? Size (in comparison to what)? Girth to length ratio? Is it not your opinion that ultimately matters? A rather esoteric question for a Thursday teatime in all so a 'meh' is probably the best answer I can give." Hmmm i have a chicken tikka masala cooking and to be honest i'd rather rate that cock based dinner right now. If i've said it once i said it a thousand times, once you've seen one they are all much of a much... Now if anyone has a cock that splits in two at the top for a bit of DP then that would be worth rating | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. " If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!" I have no idea what you're talking about | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken... | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about Thought so. Tell me, are you country girls as dirty as I imagine. Yes I know it's a hijack but give a fuck, this was a pointless thread anyway. | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about Dirty is in the eye of the beholder. I've been fucked in a hay-barn, a cave and over a fallen tree but never in an alleyway by some bins - location and the availability of partners seem to be the main country/city difference as far as I can tell! | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about Very good point. I just remember from my sisters showjumping days that the country lasses were properly raunchy, whereas the "toonsers" seem to be a bit more reserved | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about I had a lovely Sussex once, but the fox got him. I currently have a Marran. | |||
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"A cock thread and no appearance by Mrs D, I'm amazed I had to be summoned! | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... " Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play? | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask) I marked it down as it's a brown hue and I prefer a milky colour. I also can't see if you have unfeasibly large testicles like ducks eggs or a couple of lindt Lindor love spuds." A very detailed analysis, I'm sure OP will be pleased. | |||
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"Ill rate it for you.. - 10 as you fill find out a thread like this will go down quicker than Natalies knickers on a weekend If they go down as quick as this thread Natalie should go commando. | |||
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"A cock thread and no appearance by Mrs D, I'm amazed Mention the devil and he/she shall appear. | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play?" Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid. | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play? Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid." It was Dangleberry Beret earlier, your musical repertoire is expanding at an astounding rate! | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play? Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid. It was Dangleberry Beret earlier, your musical repertoire is expanding at an astounding rate! I also play 'shat' by Isaac Hayes | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? I'll save the rest of that lyric for when we meet in person. | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? Oh it's not that intriguing! I started off on here with a fuck buddy, he buggered off and I stayed so a change seemed fitting. Narrowed it down to 5 or so and let someone else pick because I couldn't decide. | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls! | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in. I love my cunt. | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 + 1 | |||
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"Not what you've got. It's what you do with it lol" Give it a go then come back to the thread and rate it in that case. | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 I am pretty sure its a loveable one since attached to that whole sexy package | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out? | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about That is quite rude. I am finding this thread interesting. | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? I couldn't see it! | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it. | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? I don't think my microscope is powerful enough. | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? Only if I can keep my chainmail gloves on. | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? The only problem I have with learning a new word is having the confidence to use it in conversation. Gotta make sure I know how to pronounce it properly. | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!" Fantastic eggs from legbar/burford crosses ... almost as dark as marrans... (had legbar/burford browns x 2) | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! Fantastic eggs from legbar/burford crosses ... almost as dark as marrans... (had legbar/burford browns x 2) Which one of 2 breeds are u? | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 Does he know that's what you call him on the forums? | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 She rubs the head of her cunt everytime she gets horny ... I could do with being her loved cunt in that case | |||
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