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"You are a brave man asking a question like that in here ![]() Oh oh . These never go well ![]() | |||
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"Rate my cock out 10 thanks,just wondering wot people thought of it ![]() Mwahahaha ![]() | |||
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"A cock is a cock - not sure how you want it rated really? Aesthetically? Size (in comparison to what)? Girth to length ratio? Is it not your opinion that ultimately matters? A rather esoteric question for a Thursday teatime in all so a 'meh' is probably the best answer I can give." Hmmm i have a chicken tikka masala cooking and to be honest i'd rather rate that cock based dinner right now. If i've said it once i said it a thousand times, once you've seen one they are all much of a much... Now if anyone has a cock that splits in two at the top for a bit of DP then that would be worth rating ![]() | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. " If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!" I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() Sorry, I grew up in the country. They're breeds of chicken... | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() Thought so. Tell me, are you country girls as dirty as I imagine. Yes I know it's a hijack but give a fuck, this was a pointless thread anyway. | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() Dirty is in the eye of the beholder. I've been fucked in a hay-barn, a cave and over a fallen tree but never in an alleyway by some bins - location and the availability of partners seem to be the main country/city difference as far as I can tell! | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() Very good point. I just remember from my sisters showjumping days that the country lasses were properly raunchy, whereas the "toonsers" seem to be a bit more reserved ![]() | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() I had a lovely Sussex once, but the fox got him. I currently have a Marran. | |||
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"A cock thread and no appearance by Mrs D, I'm amazed ![]() I had to be summoned! | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... " Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play? | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask) I marked it down as it's a brown hue and I prefer a milky colour. I also can't see if you have unfeasibly large testicles like ducks eggs or a couple of lindt Lindor love spuds." A very detailed analysis, I'm sure OP will be pleased. | |||
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"Ill rate it for you.. - 10 as you fill find out a thread like this will go down quicker than Natalies knickers on a weekend ![]() If they go down as quick as this thread Natalie should go commando. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A cock thread and no appearance by Mrs D, I'm amazed ![]() Mention the devil and he/she shall appear. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play?" Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid. | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play? Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid." It was Dangleberry Beret earlier, your musical repertoire is expanding at an astounding rate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll play, 7. Nice girth, looks like it could do my already tattered anus some damage (musical butt-plug, don't ask)... Sorry, can't resist... What tune does it play? Dido at the moment, im somewhat turgid. It was Dangleberry Beret earlier, your musical repertoire is expanding at an astounding rate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I also play 'shat' by Isaac Hayes | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() Don't you want 'em to yourself? ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() No, I want to share....... ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I thought you were greedy. I just had to go look up turgid, I've learned something today. And I want to thank you... | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I offer 'tumescent' too? Lovely word! ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know I'm greedy but I don't think I can get through every cock alone......weeeeell, maybe. And you're welcome, I'll do a new word tomorrow. | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You certainly can. I will be logging out now to look that up. | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm back. That wasn't a random word was it? As we're on words, your change of username has intrigued me. | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll save the rest of that lyric for when we meet in person. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not playing you at scrabble. ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh it's not that intriguing! I started off on here with a fuck buddy, he buggered off and I stayed so a change seemed fitting. Narrowed it down to 5 or so and let someone else pick because I couldn't decide. | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I shouldn't have asked. The mystery is gone! | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 ![]() Haha Now I understand why you never see a "rate my cunt" thread cause women dont have balls! ![]() | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 ![]() ![]() I have the balls but couldn't abide THAT much focus on me (whether it was good or bad, and i know it would be bad) the attention is why I never start threads and prefer to join in. I love my cunt. | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 ![]() ![]() + 1 | |||
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"Not what you've got. It's what you do with it lol" Give it a go then come back to the thread and rate it in that case. ![]() | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 ![]() ![]() I am pretty sure its a loveable one since attached to that whole sexy package ![]() | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() Is mine a cock too? Please certify. Or does it involve a visit to check it out? ![]() | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! I have no idea what you're talking about ![]() That is quite rude. I am finding this thread interesting. | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() ![]() I couldn't see it! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Open my profile, click on the pic then put your smart phone under the microscope. See if if you can see it. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think my microscope is powerful enough. ![]() | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if I can keep my chainmail gloves on. ![]() | |||
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"I've taken a look and it's definitely a cock. Anything else you need help with? Your elbow, perhaps? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely I'm not the one, lonely Cock lover on Fab??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The only problem I have with learning a new word is having the confidence to use it in conversation. Gotta make sure I know how to pronounce it properly. | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs!" Fantastic eggs from legbar/burford crosses ... almost as dark as marrans... (had legbar/burford browns x 2) ![]() | |||
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"Ah shit, I thought I'd finally found another bird breeder. I have a majestic cock that I often like to compare to other peoples. He's a big fucker, sometimes a bit vicious and often likes to escape the confines of his pen but all in all he's a beauty. Trying to find some hens for him to play with just now. If he's a Legbar try putting him in with some Burfords. Lovely eggs! Fantastic eggs from legbar/burford crosses ... almost as dark as marrans... (had legbar/burford browns x 2) ![]() Which one of 2 breeds are u? ![]() | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 ![]() ![]() Does he know that's what you call him on the forums? ![]() | |||
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"Cock - 6 Balls - 10 for asking the question Wizarding skills - 0 Stealth - 4 Rating - a Dark Elf, level 3 ![]() ![]() ![]() She rubs the head of her cunt everytime she gets horny ... I could do with being her loved cunt in that case ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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