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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello, I'm not new here, I'm 6ft unsexy and slim. I'm a bit weird and looking for a fuck. I like women with bewbz and who are little devils in the kitchen..

Anyone interested?

Lee

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And I still say your pics are underfabbed

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My sort of man, big cock pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm not new here, I'm 6ft unsexy and slim. I'm a bit weird and looking for a fuck. I like women with bewbz and who are little devils in the kitchen..

Anyone interested?

Lee"

How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?"

Think of a pink Tictac.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

looks fine to me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhh I say, just had a peek at the pics, I think we are talking more than a finger size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhh I say, just had a peek at the pics, I think we are talking more than a finger size "

I found a special camera lens on eBay that makes your penis look bigger and comes with a free Sky remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are 6ft, sexy as all hell, slim and very funny. I won't even start about your cock....no actually why break a well-formed habit, I will. It's magnificent.

I conclude that if women aren't trying to fornicate with you they all have shocking, shocking taste! And given they might not be able to cook, taste is an appropriate word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe your 6ft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm. Promote me as well man!

...put in a good word for me.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?

Think of a pink Tictac. "

Ummm tictacs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib, you dont work in advertising do you?

You should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you swore you would steal my unique selling points!

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

If I may be so bold and say "what a splendid member" you have.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?

Think of a pink Tictac. "

Now you KNOW damn well what's going to pop into my head every time I stand in line at the garage waiting to pay and staring at the tic-tacs now......you are cruel sir!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Respek bro!

To you and your ickle tinkle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe your 6ft. "

I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe your 6ft.

I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone."

Cuban heels......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe your 6ft. "

Thats just his penis!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I've just seen a Tictac advert with a whole packet of pink ones, the mind boggles

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I can't believe your 6ft.

I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone."

Hmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe your 6ft.

I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone.

Hmmmm."

Ssshhh, I'm going for the pity angle!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I can't believe your 6ft.

I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone."

Make sure you're seated when they arrive.

Don't stand up (might mean sending them to the bar/coffee shop counter.

Encourage blindfold wearing should you get jiggy with anyone.

Wave goodbye from a prone position on the bed.

Foolproof!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe your 6ft.

I'm not really but they will never know until someone eventually meets me and by that time hopefully they won't notice. Just don't tell anyone.

Hmmmm.

Ssshhh, I'm going for the pity angle! "

Well it's working on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm. Promote me as well man!

...put in a good word for me.

"

C'mon pops...you have to put your own work in round these here parts, you know that

*chucks a can of spinach over*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see someone as read my profile or they know me

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?

Think of a pink Tictac. "

My wife said that my penis closely resembles a tic tac.

She was proud of her remark - until I asked her why her sister still had bad breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?

Think of a pink Tictac. "

Don't believe you prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm not new here, I'm 6ft unsexy and slim. I'm a bit weird and looking for a fuck. I like women with bewbz and who are little devils in the kitchen..

Anyone interested?

Lee"

Shame ur too far away for me to validate ur statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What another one... I thought it was just me

Isn't a Kitchen Devil a really sharp knife?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm volunteering to give libertine a sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another. "Hey look at my profile" post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this another. "Hey look at my profile" post?"

It's a parody, I thought that would be obvious.

Even so, at least it's not another bitchy post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How tiny are we talking pinky finger size or large lit size?

Think of a pink Tictac. "

Hmm we must have a different variety of Tictac here in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another. "Hey look at my profile" post?

It's a parody, I thought that would be obvious.

Even so, at least it's not another bitchy post. "

Oh you fibber Lee thats more than a tictac a lot more you have there and a helmet the size of a North Koreans war bonnet too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, I guess it has turned into a look at me post. I stand corrected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I guess it has turned into a look at me post. I stand corrected. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you look great, shame i am too old lol.....Just fabbed your pics by the way Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I guess it has turned into a look at me post. I stand corrected. "

Can't it turn into a touch you thread instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were just here for the forums, or is it for cake, maybe I was just imagining it??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another. "Hey look at my profile" post?"

Crikey. I bet you're fun at parties

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