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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize "

How was your morning then ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Probably doing a new avatar with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably doing a new avatar with me. "

Pmsl oh love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where 8 live this sounds like most women - apart from the smart suit (they're more primarni)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she Gary Barlows account?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

How come she's on her own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea but her veri from me would be:

More normal than most of my fab meets and with a better dress sense. Thanks for the loaf.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize

How was your morning then ?"

lol !! Well,it all started.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're all so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had she lost or found the flip flop/wellie or had she misread the message ...... My names Phillipe an dim going to give it some wellie, now use your loaf and get out of the office !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess!!

She has spent the morning being relentlessly pursued by me!

And if she returns my wellington, she can have her rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize "

Ah so your have met my wife I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize "

Bad enough to want another pint pouring possibly . .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize "

Her morning has been lively. It started when she went for a bacon buttie at Toshn's café. However, she didn't get there, as she was kidnapped by TheLibertine, who has a secret shoe fetish involving mismatching pairs of wellies and flipflops. Whilst he was distracted by a passing butterfly, the lady escaped from his boot, taking a copy of motorcycle weekly to swat TheLibertine over the back of his head for not filling the wellie with custard as per instructions. The rollers are in, just because that is the way she rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother, is that you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm creasing up at these responses. I love you people

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I saw her, she tSat next to me we were having a chat when a guy walked in with a horse, he shouted " anyone who makes the horse laugh gets £100 ,,!" I walked over whispered in the horses ear and the horse burst out laughing, he gave me the £100 And walked out,, about a 1/2 hour later he returned with the horse and shouted " anyone who can make the horse cry gets £200 !!" I walked over took hold of its bridal and walked it into the toilets, a minute later the horse bolted out in tears, a few seconds later I sat back down the lady asked me "what did you say to it to make it laugh and what did you do to make it cry,?"

"well" I said " first I told it my cock was bigger than his,!!" "Then," I said " I showed him,,"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like most of you have been in my pub as there all my regulars you have talked about

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Typical 1st date, isn't it??

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

You'll never guess what happened to me on the way to the pub ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a woman rushes through the door,orders a pint of Guinness,downs it then goes to sit in the corner. She's wearing a smart suit,one welly and one flip flop. Her hair is in rollers. She's carrying a copy of motorcycles weekly. Under her arm is a half eaten loaf of bread. What has her morning been like?

funniest answer gets a prize "

Bipolar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll never guess what happened to me on the way to the pub .......... "

love this one

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