FabSwingers.com forum: Verifications Translated Part Two

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry Mr University, I have hijacked your awesome idea of a thread

He isn't nicknamed the Duracell Bunny for nothing = he tried for hours, but it still wouldn't get hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Mr University, I have hijacked your awesome idea of a thread

He isn't nicknamed the Duracell Bunny for nothing = he tried for hours, but it still wouldn't get hard

Cheeky swine! I had the ownership rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best sex ever = the best sex ever until the next person anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant wait to meet him again - where the fuck that t came from I've no idea: I can wait, I can wait!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Treat this lady with respect....ermmm fill ya boots lads she's gagging for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best kisser ever / slobbered over me I need a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gets very wet - Had 5 kids and now wets herself every time she coughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw this beautiful and sexy on cam / that's as close as you'll EVER get to seeing me

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

Here is a real genuine single.

No one's going to put up with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

til next time / I'm leaving the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She gets very wet - Had 5 kids and now wets herself every time she coughs "

Naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had me orgasming all night / I had to fake it 3 times

She had a body to die for / she a body lets put it that way

He had a lovely cock / it wasn't as big as the pictures made out

She fucked me so hard / I didn't know if she was trying to kill me or she was just having a fit

He had me screaming / I wanted to scream for it to be over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had me orgasming all night / I had to fake it 3 times

She had a body to die for / she a body lets put it that way

He had a lovely cock / it wasn't as big as the pictures made out

She fucked me so hard / I didn't know if she was trying to kill me or she was just having a fit

He had me screaming / I wanted to scream for it to be over

at the emoticons

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking hot - the lying bugger told me he was a non-smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good hygiene - OCD? I heard her muttering lady macbeth's "out damn spot" speech as she washed her hands every five minutes.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

He was a true gent.

Could have fucked me if he asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was very accommodating / she had a massive fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was very attentive = he wouldn't leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was polite and considerate / the fkin big puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shite deffo off to cross match our veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knew what he wanted / he didn't give a toss what I wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a lovely social meet / can I just point out that I didn't shag him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had porn star looks / she had way too much blue eye shadow on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She knew exactly what she wanted / she scared the shit outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this guy as part of an MMF / OK we met without the F but I don't want you thinking I like cock do we ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this guy when we both entertained a lady friend of mine / we shagged while she flicked her bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This young guy was mature beyond his years / please don't hate me for shagging a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this couple on a dogging meet / and having now seen their pics, thank fuck it was dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most suck able cock / well it was better than looking at his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's gorgeous / I'd forgotten my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this lady for a social / ALL I GOT WAS A POXY SOCIAL AND NO SEX FOR FUCK SAKE

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"shite deffo off to cross match our veri's

Me too

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By *iceguy25Man
over a year ago

tongbridge

You know if people start to use these translations we all aint getting any meets for a while lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Lived up to his promise to go down on me for hours = Id forgotten he was even here, Im not sure if he was asleep, like I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was good with his hands / he put me a shelf up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good conversationalist - I couldn't get a word in edgeways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg the wildest meet ever/ phone the police I'm still tied up in the cellar

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

She dressed to please - thank god she didn't undress. I had to do her from behind as it was!

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By *ukus 62Woman
over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelled gorgeous: I think he's just had a burger

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By *ukus 62Woman
over a year ago

Essex

"Lived up to his promise to go down on me for hours = Id forgotten he was even here, Im not sure if he was asleep, like I was"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

His pics do not do him justice - he seemed really dodgy, his police arrest pics would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm the sex / the fooker hid my teeth still can't find them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would jump at the chance of round two/ off a cliff with stones attached to my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met this guy as part of an MMF / OK we met without the F but I don't want you thinking I like cock do we ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gives good head / a shit bj but needs must

what fabs all about / only one available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An all round good guy = kept stuffing his trap with my cake, when he wasnt spouting self-obsessed tedious anecdotes. Thank god we ran out of time to discuss sexual needs. Please keep him away from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well what can I say / I can't think of anything amazing to say so I'll repeat words to bulk up the verification

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"shite deffo off to cross match our veri's

Me too

Me three

and will be vetting any new ones

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Had this date in our diaries / was hoping for something better.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Known X on and off for years = doesnt get the hint that we dont really have much or any interest in X. We do try to avoid him/her, but not always good enough at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amazing fingers and tongue got me soaked real quick / was dying for a wee but told him a was a gusher.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"shite deffo off to cross match our veri's

Me too

Me three

and will be vetting any new ones

Going through all my hidden ones now

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