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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Or a bad home. Or any fucking home.

One mature (in age, not in terms of mental development) Ragdoll cat, somewhat smelly, with very few teeth and who dribbles on herself and snores. She also steals any spot in which I sit as soon as I move.

She's just kicked a dish of tiny seed beads over the floor and stolen my reel of beading thread and is chasing it round the floor, unravelling it as she goes.

It's not even as if I haven't spent a small fortune on a basket of toys for her.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Unfortunately, you're about 10 minutes too late. I've just fine she'd my breakfast.

Sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll swap for mine. She gets right under your feet as you are walking & nearly trips you up. She pushes the bedroom door open to be fed, if I'm later getting up than she wants!

I even tried locking the cat flap to stop her doing that & she got up outside my bedroom window , meowing at the volume of 10 cats until I let her in!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

" . She gets right under your feet as you are walking & nearly trips you up."

This one does that too!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

I will throw in a dog for free,he has ripped six sofas to shreds since iv had him,i cant count the number of shoes and boots,he has issues!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try giving the cat a hug, that should sort it out

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Can I throw my dog in too.... Driving me nuts running round the garden barking and chasing flies

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Two double coated long haired pussies who ate shedding everywhere, accompanied by furballs strategically placed so you stand on them in the dark with bare feet who occupy almost all of a double bed leaving just a sliver for me to sleep on.

They're really very cute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two double coated long haired pussies who ate shedding everywhere, accompanied by furballs strategically placed so you stand on them in the dark with bare feet who occupy almost all of a double bed leaving just a sliver for me to sleep on.

They're really very cute...

Sold! Or given away to the Lady who adores them - if only they worked put how to climb in a suitcase!! Lol

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

They're really very cute...

It's a damned good job this one is so cute and lovely!

She's cost me £500 in vet's bills since November. She should be gold plated.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

They're really very cute...

Sold! Or given away to the Lady who adores them - if only they worked put how to climb in a suitcase!! Lol

Mine can climb into a suitcase. In fact, try keeping them out of bags and suitcases!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine can climb into a suitcase. In fact, try keeping them out of bags and suitcases!"

I've got this vision of you in a swanky restaurant, playing it cool whilst looking hot. As you are dazzling your date, 2 furry faces pop up out of the top of your handbag like meerkats who have heard the chimes of an ice cream van...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mine can climb into a suitcase. In fact, try keeping them out of bags and suitcases!

I do have a large handbag but not large enough to contain 2 Ragdolls

I'd notice if it suddenly increased in weight by 10kg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a dog problem this morning, its not as if she hssnt been for a walk over the fields and had breakfast but whilst I was buttering her toast she has ripped my reading book that ive nearly finished, Im at the crucial last chapters where the murderer is unveiled.

Luckily I think the front of the book had the worst of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty pets need attention. Or a day in the naughty corner....in a bin bag

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Naughty pets need attention. Or a day in the naughty corner....in a bin bag "

She gets lots of attention. She's just easily bored and mischievous. The best toys are stolen ones, especially stolen ones she knows she's not supposed to have. Anything she's not supposed to have simply has to be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wish them away. You'll miss them when they've gone.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't wish them away. You'll miss them when they've gone.

I won't miss the snoring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll throw in my 12 year old Scottish Fold cat. Her face is set to 'slapped trout' look. She can annoy for England (or should that be Scotland). She is currently holding the staffy

hostage at the top of the stairs and will not let her pass. Staffy screeching for me to go an help her!!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I will throw in a dog for free,he has ripped six sofas to shreds since iv had him,i cant count the number of shoes and boots,he has issues!!"

Any excuse for shoe shopping,

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

My 19 month old Rottie has chewed umpteen pairs of shoes, bras, knickers and socks, and in the middle of the night last night, managed to find a good top of mine and chewed through the straps!!! Wonder what he'll get next!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'll throw in my 12 year old Scottish Fold cat. Her face is set to 'slapped trout' look. She can annoy for England (or should that be Scotland). She is currently holding the staffy

hostage at the top of the stairs and will not let her pass. Staffy screeching for me to go an help her!!!!

Must goggle Scottish fold Cat to see what a slapped trout face is...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

But they're sooooooooo cute!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No pets here

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No pets here

How's Rodger?

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