FabSwingers.com forum: fanny farts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just me who still has that infantile desire to laugh at every fanny fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Though these days I smile inwardly to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No,they're hilarious,If they happen they can't be ignored so you just have to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to laugh ha ha ha overly loud. But hey it happens and it's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that air that gets pumped in has to go somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do make me laugh but a bit embarrassed too lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd be more worried if someone didn't giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i give a little oops sorry but carry on regrdless =

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Still make me laugh ... well what else can you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my best friends is a policeman.

He was called out to a fracas in a house.

His colleague took the husband into the kitchen and he sat down with the wife.

All was calmed down so he sat the wife down to take some notes about what had gone on.

When she sat down he said there was this strange noise and then followed by a brief silence

Then the lady just said 'ooh sorry about that I've just fanny farted'

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I had an ex girlfriend who used to get them if we did doggy. She got so embarrassed about them doggy was banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit I often try to make them happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else can you do but laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What else can you do but laugh.

Try to play the Trumpet Voluntary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No,they're hilarious,If they happen they can't be ignored so you just have to laugh"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

MY FB always looks shocked when it happens. He must know what he's doing to get them to appear!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Is it just me who still has that infantile desire to laugh at every fanny fart?"

I was in the Attic once watching a couple shag, prior to joining them and she had fanny farts. All I could picture was Blazing Saddles, but it did seem impolite to mention it

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

My fella never bats an eyelid but I always have a little chuckle about it. Always with doggy...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What else can you do but laugh.

I like to offer a 'High 5' as i take it as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be grateful they don't smell like ordinary farts!

If they do there's something very wrong with your hygien routine.

Yes we both laugh when they occur too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me who still has that infantile desire to laugh at every fanny fart?"

They happen far better than an arse fart if you are close up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me laugh

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

During a lull in play yesterday we stopped for a glass of wine and some strawberries... all very grown-up and sophisticated...until she suddenly let rip with a very lengthy set of fanny farts.... fits of giggles from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just make light of it ...I'll name that tune in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me all the time. Laughing just makes it happen again xD

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