FabSwingers.com forum: Spunk

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got some spare spunk if any ladies wants some if you please contact me it's free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how much for postage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally he spits it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah.. you got there in the end my friend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EBay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how much for postage?"

A real man could launch it to the desired destination!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

It depends if you're a cinnamon or pineapple eater really.

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"I got some spare spunk if any ladies wants some if you please contact me it's free

Is that from the splatter off the spunk bubble you blew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap Shop?

'Willing to swap spare semen for eager orifice'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sperm bank?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sperm bank?

Wonder if they pay interest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take cover. In cumming!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm bank?

If you're after a quick withdrawal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how much for postage?

A real man could launch it to the desired destination!"

A Real Man can ejaculate 3 times with the same erection, and can sun bathe in the rain.

A Real Man must believe he can deflect nuclear explosions, and hammer nails with his head and his fists.. the faults contained within the man cannot be recognised by the man. He only believes in his all engulfing masculinity, hence his bomb proof beliefs in himself and others like him..

All Real Men are the most manly of men.. the most supreme of our species. They are products of nature, not nurture. Once a man has been declared a Real Man he cannot be demoted to a lesser Manly state, therefore a Real Man is a Real Man for life..

OMG.. I'm ranting again.. jesus.. how did that happen..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do away with artificial insemination direct line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men don't rant, they observe and dismiss....

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By *ay Dee BeeMan
over a year ago

INGATESTONE near Brentwood

"how much for postage?

A real man could launch it to the desired destination!

A Real Man can ejaculate 3 times with the same erection, and can sun bathe in the rain.

OMG.. I'm ranting again.. jesus.. how did that happen.."

Rant away buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men don't rant, they observe and dismiss...."

You have not been declared a Real Man by the "Council Concerned With All Suitable Qualities Regarding The True Masculine Quality Of All Relevant Males" of which I am Chairman/Founder/CEO. You are now dismissed as unsuitable by and for the above organisation, and decicion reached and enforced by me. Regards, Irish Gent

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I got some spare spunk if any ladies wants some if you please contact me it's free

Got some on my bookshelf.

Spunk by Zora Neale Hurston.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm bank?

Wonder if they pay interest?"

Tend to lose interest after a withdrawal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm full thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman walks into a sperm bank and walks up to the receptionist. The receptionist says "I think you're in the wrong place." The woman shakes her head and says "mm mm mmm!"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?"

You had cock snot up your fart pipe again

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?

You had cock snot up your fart pipe again

Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?

You had cock snot up your fart pipe again

Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap

You know what they say: "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'd be worried

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?

You had cock snot up your fart pipe again

Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap

You know what they say: "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'd be worried

I'm very worried!

You made the rhyme, you did the crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell spunk. Own up, who's farted?

You had cock snot up your fart pipe again

Only if I had an intruder during my afternoon nap

You know what they say: "He who smelt it, dealt it." I'd be worried

I'm very worried!

You made the rhyme, you did the crime

Nah you're alright

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is this vintage spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you have for dinner yesterday??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this vintage spunk?

Tina, you're needed on the uh oh thread

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Is this vintage spunk?

Tina, you're needed on the uh oh thread

I shall go look for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had cock snot up your fart pipe again

haha ....ya I'll tell my boss that one in the morning.

"Ya boss you got cock snock dripping out of your fart pipe..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got some spare spunk if any ladies wants some if you please contact me it's free

Have you tried Freecycle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo love a full load dripping out my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo love a full load dripping out my arse. "

If that post doesn't flood your inbox nothing will lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Ooooo love a full load dripping out my arse.

If that post doesn't flood your inbox nothing will lol"

I've never heard it called an inbox before

I guess straights just have an outbox, others have inboxes and some have a filing system

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ooooo love a full load dripping out my arse. "

Has to be post of the day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how much for postage?"
original french letter lol

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