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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bring this up as I heard a belter one today :p

Whats got 12 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I bring this up as I heard a belter one today :p

Whats got 12 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!"

What was in the bag ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my cock up your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my cock up your arse.

I wondered what that was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man: feel this material

Lady: (feels coat)

Man: you know what that is?

Lady: Erm....... cotton? Wool?

Man: nope, boyfriend material

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to go halves on a bastard?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or classica such as

how do you like your eggs? Fried or fertillised?

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm no Fred flintstone but I can make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy can I sleep with you instead?

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If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet your last name is jacobs.... cos you're a real cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up is thee up for out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone took the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll protect you from the hooded claw

keep the vampires from your door

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Quality

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question "

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad must of been an astronaut, cos ur out of this world!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

your body is like a spanner. when I look at it my nuts get tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody else having trouble meeting bicple? I have only just come back after a break. Am 100 percent bi and verified and smooth

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By *agicfingers86Man
over a year ago

Gold Coast

Your dad must have been a traffic warden....

You've got FINE written all over you

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