FabSwingers.com forum: What has porn taught you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and don't say you have never watched any.

Oh and I am not looking for serious answers please so make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That two men having sex turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to deepthroat like a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not worthy lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I never want to "gape"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on "

seconded love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every woman demands anal, can deep throat and that plumbers with big tools get more sex than anyone else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to clear my internet history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to ram my cock down a ladies throat and that fucking her whilst trying to flush her head down the loo isn't at ALL romantic.

Curse you Rocco!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the best job ever was a plumber in the 1970's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it! "

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That the best job ever was a plumber in the 1970's"

LMAO come to think of it you are not wrong on that

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

That no matter how dirty your thoughts and desires are, there's a dark corner of the internet that will cater for you (at a cost per month).

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That plumbers don't get their kit off and fuck my wife, that sex doesn't stop after 90 minutes, that it's ok if I don't fuck constantly for an hour, that it's ok for me to lose my erection for a while, that sex doesn't have to take place in California....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking doesn't make you blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That about ninety percent of it is unrealistic outside of a studio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little white trash bitches deserve all they get from BBCs.

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By *rfun_xxxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

She will always orgasm and loves to swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great sexual positions, like the reverse anal pile driver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some great sexual positions, like the reverse anal pile driver."

Is that legal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great sexual positions, like the reverse anal pile driver.

Is that legal?

Yes if you wear a hi-vis jacket & a safety helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great sexual positions, like the reverse anal pile driver.

Is that legal?

only on a Friday night in the state of Kentucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me

Im not standing next to you in the ice cream van queue then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never watched any in my life so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me

Im not standing next to you in the ice cream van queue then.

Stick a flake in it

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

That California has some lovely hillside houses with massive pools and stunning views of the San Fernando area.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tradesmen turn up on time. That busty girls get a lot of cock. Well, actually....

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me

Porn has taught me that whenever I touch a woman she doesn't open her legs and rub her fanny screaming like a banshee

Darn you porn for misleading me and making me weep in the supermarket in the freezer isle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all men are well hung.

All women take it up the bum.

And humans are hairless these days.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if you want to be romantic punch her in the gob and ram 2arms up her arse til her piss hits the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That your female boss dresses provocatively and is apparently down to be bent over her desk

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By *r tickle 22Man
over a year ago

Sheffeld

Don't wank with the curtains open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn has taught me that whilst the fuddy duddy British were having to make do with tripe such as "Confessions of a ....." the French and particulary the Germans were having a great time.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That I am very glad I grew up in a pre-internet age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it!

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx "

We should start an appreciation group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it!

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx

We should start an appreciation group

And a participation group. May i be a founding member?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that men like high pitched whining from a woman and a lot of oh yeah!s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how to suck air in through my teeth

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .true emancipation is a fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To gave sex I need to wear stripper shoes and full.on Smokey eye make up right up to the brow...

And lick my lips a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wellytops are not normal.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Never trust a woman when she says OMG, when all your doing is taking your socks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't wank with the curtains open

^ haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That for anal with a woman simply part her cheeks and thrust, she'll fucking love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women always writhe orgasmically the second you touch their tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it!

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx

We should start an appreciation group

I'm in

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it!

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx

We should start an appreciation group

I'm in

Can I have an application form to join please

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

That there are always extremely horny women in saunas who end up having group sex....I'm too scared to go in saunas now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching two men .....massive turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be grateful there's such a thing as real life.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you put your 2arms in your 2arms out in out in out in out keep it goin in out in fuckin out in out give them a right good shake all about ooOOft!

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's a million offices that women will walk into for a job interview and within minutes take their clothes off and fuck like rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great comments in this thread...BUT...

#1 reason I watch amateur porn...it's real.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

That I'm really glad my boobs wobble naturally x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 3 into 1 will go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great comments in this thread...BUT...

#1 reason I watch amateur porn...it's real.

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its as real as wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my dick isn't big enough, i need to loose the foreskin, i need to last ALOT longer and i should have trained to be a plumber.

Well, when was the last time you saw a truck driver in a porno?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slapping females round the face with your cock is top foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people don't always use their real name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some great comments in this thread...BUT...

#1 reason I watch amateur porn...it's real.

its as real as wrestling

What are you talking about?..

I don't even watch wrestling....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I masturbate too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people don't always use their real name. "
you mean like fB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my bum hole really can't stretch that bloody much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sales of shaving products must have increased substantially since the 80's.

Not to mention lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it!

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx "

And duly fourthed ... gasp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That babysitters are often made to have a threeway as punishment for having phone sex, and their employers should probably be locked up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Porn has taught me...

that saxophone music isn't just for lifts and buskers.

All women "have never done it with a women before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That any woman can take a dildo the size of a telegraph pole up her arse

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

That eye contact isn't essential for sex, you can look bored.

Faking is good - the louder the better.

Oh and to gush and squirt is essential to know you've been shagged well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused because these all seem perfectly reasonable to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always turn the volume down if your parents are in bed sleeping. I was 14 at the time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some positions require the camera man to untangle you but without one handy you should avoid them

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That I don't like cream leather sofas but I do like a lot of other things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm confused because these all seem perfectly reasonable to me. "

*Coughs* All?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn has taught me to open my legs rub my fanny and scream like a banshee as soon any man touches me

Im not standing next to you in the ice cream van queue then.

Stick a flake in it

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Its got to Be a cadburys....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That two men having sex turns me on

seconded love it!

Thirded !!!! Oh my !! Xxxx

We should start an appreciation group

I'm in

Can I have an application form to join please

Make that two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the bum, no babies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it shows up on your credit card bill .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I wanna do more anal sex with mature women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

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Foreplay is the key to opening the lock so both can relax and enjoy with pretty nylons and lipstick

Perfume and eye shadow to MMMMMmmmmmm

and shut the door on the out side world and ENJOY....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise how many women like gay porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That asians dont have blurry genitals

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By *exyangietgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Some nice ways to pleasure a woman learned from lesbian porn....mmmm.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not to self tan ya fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't realise how many women like gay porn."

I know man!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I didn't realise how many women like gay porn."
Where have you been? It is bizarre, so many women love man on man, yet clubs are generally discouraging of such fun, unless it is a special bi night. Some clubs need to progress and get with the times. As for porn, it is obvious everyone, everywhere is always up for a fuck session, however unlikely it may seem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that the human race is doomed as a generation is growing up believing sex is all about pulling out and cumming on the womans body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits should look like footballs and every woman likes her arse drilled to kingdom cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has ever walked out quietly, if they come across someone having sex, they just join in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

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foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

You called lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

You called lol.

Opps forgot I was on party profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

You called lol.

Opps forgot I was on party profile.

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busted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

You called lol.

Opps forgot I was on party profile.

busted lol"

Brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

You called lol.

Opps forgot I was on party profile.

busted lol

Brb"

Waving lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WThat guys expect us to take it up the wrong-un, swallow or have it in the face and not really expect much in the way of foreplay

foreplay is the fluffers job! Ain't that right violet?

You called lol.

Opps forgot I was on party profile.

busted lol

Brb

Waving lol.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

very clever photography and video lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to the end of the thread and I have totally forgotten what the subject was....now, where can I get my application form

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To know how to fake it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn has taught some how to ski.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To know how to fake it

Why on earth would you need to fake it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To know how to fake it

Why on earth would you need to fake it?

Probably to get away from a wanker like you...only saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To know how to fake it

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a woman fakes it, I don't feel the need to try as hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To know how to fake it

Why on earth would you need to fake it?

Probably to get away from a wanker like you...only saying

Who rattled your cage

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

How to suck cock mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you just love watching a large group perform safe sex;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to suck cock mmmmmm"

Haynes MAN ual porn.com

Could catch on

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

During sex with the wife , I suddenly stopped and didn't move.

She said, "What are you doing?"

To which I replied, "I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am fat and am weird as I don't like my bum hole being filmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned how to wank from watchin porn lol

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"During sex with the wife , I suddenly stopped and didn't move.

She said, "What are you doing?"

To which I replied, "I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forget porn ..learn much more from these forums ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I am fat and am weird as I don't like my bum hole being filmed "

You are the only one everyone and I men everyone including your nan likes it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't watch it with headphones on.

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