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What have you learnt today?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So far I've learnt that waking up with cramp in your calf is something you notice, After 8's become even more desirable when you run out of them and visiting a friend moving into a barn conversion involves mud.

What have you learnt today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon is actually made of Wensleydale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that leaves are no substitute for bread and that getting in work first and sitting where u can't be seen is great for finding out what's really goin on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuits aren't a pushover when it comes to getting them out of a packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits aren't a pushover when it comes to getting them out of a packet "

And where there's a will there's a way

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Ive learnt that if you sneeze with a mouthful of milk you can cover an entire kitchen and takes forever to clean up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt if you touch a hot hob it will take ya skin off yer fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, but there's still time.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I've learned that 3 chillis was one too many.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That naturists have smoothy clubs

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By *rfun_xxxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Jaffa cakes are the wrong choice of snack if you want to keep healthy. So bloody moreish

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Biscuits aren't a pushover when it comes to getting them out of a packet "

Take a carving knife to the packet, that sorts the little blighters out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how itchy your arse is never use a cheese grater

Willy

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

Double choc digestive biscuits are not as good as I imagined them to be.

But chocolate orange digestives most certainly are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learnt that I want to more than a jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa cakes are the wrong choice of snack if you want to keep healthy. So bloody moreish"

I always eat a pack at a time. Do a sit up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all balls bounce. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been....

Cocks

Blocks

BBC

Mad message monday

Ive learnt naff all

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

that I can finally help myself to cock!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No matter how itchy your arse is never use a cheese grater

Willy"

Oh! Ok I'll put it back in the cupboard.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Ive learnt that if you sneeze with a mouthful of milk you can cover an entire kitchen and takes forever to clean up! "

That made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That today is better than yesterday.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Ive learnt that if you sneeze with a mouthful of milk you can cover an entire kitchen and takes forever to clean up!

That made me chuckle!"

It did to me too until i saw the mess

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

How not to put up a curtain pole and picture frames

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

That not running for a week and a but makes Monday night club might hard work!!

Oh and that some men never grow up as they hang out of their car shouting childish rhymes as they pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC sex is becoming more popular.

Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That what's sauce for the goose is not always sauce for the gander !!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you can fool some of the people some of the time but you can . . . ah fuck it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When it looks like its going to rain biblically, stay at work, and don't go for the bus that's going to be late anyway due to a weeks rain falling in 10 mins. PS hailstones hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far I've learnt that waking up with cramp in your calf is something you notice, After 8's become even more desirable when you run out of them and visiting a friend moving into a barn conversion involves mud.

What have you learnt today? "

If you wake up with a cramp in your calf, it may be the early warning signs of a DVT - is it your right calf, does it feel hard and/or swollen? Get to the Docs if so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I always use a cheese grater?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Going to the chippy on a Monday feels naughty.

Giant couscous salad is yummy but looks strange.

Putting up a meet request for Lowestoft gets you offers for London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can't revise for a test and prepare a presentation for the morning while I'm trying to watch the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nhs have to offer personal health budgets by OCR 14.

Leaving work early beats the traffic x

Child is daft

Lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Never to go to Mysteriousguy's gaff for a cheese sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC sex is becoming more popular.

Apparently. "

Lol have you read the research xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never to go to Mysteriousguy's gaff for a cheese sandwich "
no mirth until the final score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I probably need to cut down on the amount of coffee I drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBC sex is becoming more popular.

Apparently. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the heart on ur thong is sideways on you've put ur leg through the wrong hole!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I can't revise for a test and prepare a presentation for the morning while I'm trying to watch the football. "

And now it goes into extra time! Going to be a long night

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That I can't revise for a test and prepare a presentation for the morning while I'm trying to watch the football.

And now it goes into extra time! Going to be a long night "

Which is more important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I can't revise for a test and prepare a presentation for the morning while I'm trying to watch the football.

And now it goes into extra time! Going to be a long night

Which is more important?

"

Both but the football is just edging it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That apparently I need a forum insurance form from Tina???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Westfield shopping centre in London is massive

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That Westfield shopping centre in London is massive "

Especially if you put both of them together.

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Never to go to Mysteriousguy's gaff for a cheese sandwich no mirth until the final score"

There is ALWAYS time for mirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits aren't a pushover when it comes to getting them out of a packet

And where there's a will there's a way "

I found a way. Brute force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never try to go into Manchester City Centre when there is a football parade on

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If you don't eat, you get hungry.

If you stab yourself in the thumb with a needle, it hurts.

Cat hair gets everywhere.

I don't like having to put the bin out when it's pissing with rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I probably need to cut down on the amount of coffee I drink."

finding you need to pee more frequently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What have you learnt today? "

that having "your pressie" in my pocket when it undoes is not a good idea cos it hurts!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double choc digestive biscuits are not as good as I imagined them to be.

But chocolate orange digestives most certainly are! "

and they're on special!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That after this evening Minxie isn't the only one to break the forum

And nothing is more important than the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I probably need to cut down on the amount of coffee I drink.

finding you need to pee more frequently?"

I think it's the source of my headaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That as you get older your body takes longer to recover....ouch

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Jaffa cakes are the wrong choice of snack if you want to keep healthy. So bloody moreish"

Not with me around as you would get mugged for them, then they would be healthy for you lol as you've not eaten em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picking up and stroking a real Meerkat is actually very relaxing...... beautifull creatures.

Oh ........ and you can actually talk to a pig and it understands what you are saying......... try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That after this evening Minxie isn't the only one to break the forum

And nothing is more important than the football"

who else did then and what did they do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits aren't a pushover when it comes to getting them out of a packet "
Especially when they can break up

When takeing out the packet I hate that I like them best either in packed containers

Or tins when handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Westfield shopping centre in London is massive "

But it cost to park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double choc digestive biscuits are not as good as I imagined them to be.

But chocolate orange digestives most certainly are! "
They sound nice..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That it is possible to keep a straight face when paroxysms of mirth would upset a teenager whose trousers have just fallen down because he was wearing them too low to start with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that opticians are robbing b******s

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have learnt that City Councils are run by morons and robots and possibly Aliens and a few cunts for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that City Councils are run by morons and robots and possibly Aliens and a few cunts for good measure."

Don't get me started on local government

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt that City Councils are run by morons and robots and possibly Aliens and a few cunts for good measure.

Don't get me started on local government "
CUNTS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to saying the right thing at the right time I'm still in nappies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that City Councils are run by morons and robots and possibly Aliens and a few cunts for good measure."

I know that as a fact too - ive known a few councillors personally and they are jumped up fools with illusions of grandeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that City Councils are run by morons and robots and possibly Aliens and a few cunts for good measure.

Don't get me started on local government CUNTS! "

That'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is impossible to just eat one or two Jaffa cakes from the packet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is impossible to just eat one or two Jaffa cakes from the packet.

"
MMMMMmmmmmm greedy girls night..

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