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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Fancy a fuck

Er how about fuck off and learn some respect.

All these messages will never be opened by me just instantly deleted.

I hate long copy and paste messages that have clearly been sent to countless women and are so impersonal and say pretty much what is on their profile. They make it worse for themselves by addressing it to you hoping you are dumb enough to think you are the only one to have received such tripe.

Rant over

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Fancy a fuck

Er how about fuck off and learn some respect.

All these messages will never be opened by me just instantly deleted.

I hate long copy and paste messages that have clearly been sent to countless women and are so impersonal and say pretty much what is on their profile. They make it worse for themselves by addressing it to you hoping you are dumb enough to think you are the only one to have received such tripe.

Rant over

"

there there................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you filter men out and look for ones you like and message them yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you filter men out and look for ones you like and message them yourself "

Beat me there with that it makes far more sense than complaining about it.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Fancy a fuck

Er how about fuck off and learn some respect.

All these messages will never be opened by me just instantly deleted.

I hate long copy and paste messages that have clearly been sent to countless women and are so impersonal and say pretty much what is on their profile. They make it worse for themselves by addressing it to you hoping you are dumb enough to think you are the only one to have received such tripe.

Rant over

"

that's couples & single fems for you, they put little thought into their messages....

fuckers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment

Filter everyone out and message those you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment "

How very dare you?!

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?"

Brilliantly of course

.

.

.

Not

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok."

Actually I have had some really fun conversations when someone has caught me having a bad day - I might answer 'NO!! I'm rapidly losing the will to live here!! ' and it makes it easy for them to open up a bit.

I feel for single men sending out hundreds of messages with ne'er a reply, so I am quite happy to accept 'Hi, how are you today?' from someone I like the look of.

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment

Filter everyone out and message those you like "

Can't do that otherwise I may miss someone I may not have found myself.

A good rant is good for the soul and now it is out of my system.

Happy Monday

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Actually I have had some really fun conversations when someone has caught me having a bad day - I might answer 'NO!! I'm rapidly losing the will to live here!! ' and it makes it easy for them to open up a bit.

I feel for single men sending out hundreds of messages with ne'er a reply, so I am quite happy to accept 'Hi, how are you today?' from someone I like the look of.

"

I did have a really bad day once and replied with all that went wrong. Got gee I was only trying to say hello. Well he never said hello he asked how I was so I told him lol

Got blocked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi lady garden , today is boring , how's your day ?

Oh , and we wondered if you fancied a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Fancy a fuck

Er how about fuck off and learn some respect.

All these messages will never be opened by me just instantly deleted.

I hate long copy and paste messages that have clearly been sent to countless women and are so impersonal and say pretty much what is on their profile. They make it worse for themselves by addressing it to you hoping you are dumb enough to think you are the only one to have received such tripe.

Rant over

"

Would this not be better on your profile?

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi."

Yaawwwwn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooooo lovely shade of lippy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?

Brilliantly of course

.

.

.

Not"

damn, I'm normally such a smooth talker

Where am I going wrong?

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Fancy a fuck

Er how about fuck off and learn some respect.

All these messages will never be opened by me just instantly deleted.

I hate long copy and paste messages that have clearly been sent to countless women and are so impersonal and say pretty much what is on their profile. They make it worse for themselves by addressing it to you hoping you are dumb enough to think you are the only one to have received such tripe.

Rant over

Would this not be better on your profile?"

I fancied a forum rant to stave off boredom.

Only boring people get bored and I'm very entertained by some of todays posts

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?

Brilliantly of course

.

.

.

Notdamn, I'm normally such a smooth talker

Where am I going wrong?"

I really think you know the answer you sarcastic bugger lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Fancy a fuck

Er how about fuck off and learn some respect.

All these messages will never be opened by me just instantly deleted.

I hate long copy and paste messages that have clearly been sent to countless women and are so impersonal and say pretty much what is on their profile. They make it worse for themselves by addressing it to you hoping you are dumb enough to think you are the only one to have received such tripe.

Rant over

Would this not be better on your profile?"

Put it in your status, that gets us men back in line and behaving ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Actually I have had some really fun conversations when someone has caught me having a bad day - I might answer 'NO!! I'm rapidly losing the will to live here!! ' and it makes it easy for them to open up a bit.

I feel for single men sending out hundreds of messages with ne'er a reply, so I am quite happy to accept 'Hi, how are you today?' from someone I like the look of.

"

me too! Funny how a little sarcasm breaks the ice lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Actually I have had some really fun conversations when someone has caught me having a bad day - I might answer 'NO!! I'm rapidly losing the will to live here!! ' and it makes it easy for them to open up a bit.

I feel for single men sending out hundreds of messages with ne'er a reply, so I am quite happy to accept 'Hi, how are you today?' from someone I like the look of.

I did have a really bad day once and replied with all that went wrong. Got gee I was only trying to say hello. Well he never said hello he asked how I was so I told him lol

Got blocked lol"

Ah well, you just used the verbal filter!

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"ooooooo lovely shade of lippy xxx "

Why thank you. It is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooo lovely shade of lippy xxx

Why thank you. It is my favourite "

looks good enough to kiss xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/05/14 15:23:42]

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi.....

Boring

What the hell am I supposed to say to that

How are you?

Again boring

If I had a bad day do you really want to know how I am? Therefore always assume the answer will be fine or ok.

Actually I have had some really fun conversations when someone has caught me having a bad day - I might answer 'NO!! I'm rapidly losing the will to live here!! ' and it makes it easy for them to open up a bit.

I feel for single men sending out hundreds of messages with ne'er a reply, so I am quite happy to accept 'Hi, how are you today?' from someone I like the look of.

I did have a really bad day once and replied with all that went wrong. Got gee I was only trying to say hello. Well he never said hello he asked how I was so I told him lol

Got blocked lol

Ah well, you just used the verbal filter! "

I didn't really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment

Filter everyone out and message those you like

Can't do that otherwise I may miss someone I may not have found myself.

A good rant is good for the soul and now it is out of my system.

Happy Monday

"

Well you filter your messages then and as they say 'learn to lump it' if you choose not to use your filters.

Oh and in reality the time you spend deleting and going through messages would give you greater yield on potential meets being put into searching yourself as its quicker more local and to your age filters.

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"[Removed by poster at 12/05/14 15:23:42]"

They are

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment

Filter everyone out and message those you like

Can't do that otherwise I may miss someone I may not have found myself.

A good rant is good for the soul and now it is out of my system.

Happy Monday

Well you filter your messages then and as they say 'learn to lump it' if you choose not to use your filters.

Oh and in reality the time you spend deleting and going through messages would give you greater yield on potential meets being put into searching yourself as its quicker more local and to your age filters. "

I have my filters in place and it really does not bother me if I get blocked. I'm not going to be uoset by a person I don't know or doesn't know me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment

Filter everyone out and message those you like

Can't do that otherwise I may miss someone I may not have found myself.

A good rant is good for the soul and now it is out of my system.

Happy Monday

Well you filter your messages then and as they say 'learn to lump it' if you choose not to use your filters.

Oh and in reality the time you spend deleting and going through messages would give you greater yield on potential meets being put into searching yourself as its quicker more local and to your age filters.

I have my filters in place and it really does not bother me if I get blocked. I'm not going to be uoset by a person I don't know or doesn't know me"

Then why rant and put the thread up?

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"*gasps* I made a terrible assumption there with the single male comment

Filter everyone out and message those you like

Can't do that otherwise I may miss someone I may not have found myself.

A good rant is good for the soul and now it is out of my system.

Happy Monday

Well you filter your messages then and as they say 'learn to lump it' if you choose not to use your filters.

Oh and in reality the time you spend deleting and going through messages would give you greater yield on potential meets being put into searching yourself as its quicker more local and to your age filters.

I have my filters in place and it really does not bother me if I get blocked. I'm not going to be uoset by a person I don't know or doesn't know me

Then why rant and put the thread up? "

Answered that already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?

Brilliantly of course

.

.

.

Notdamn, I'm normally such a smooth talker

Where am I going wrong?

I really think you know the answer you sarcastic bugger lol"

i knew I hadn't lost my magic touch

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?

Brilliantly of course

.

.

.

Notdamn, I'm normally such a smooth talker

Where am I going wrong?"

You should have turned left at the pub and then left again at the corner shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what sort of message would you like and do you give enough on your profile enable someone to craft a highly specific message?

If not it's either the weather, current affairs or some other generic waffle. Unless you like to go straight to the sex talk....

There's a difference between putting in effort and being expected to ice skate uphill.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you say 'please come and say hi, I don't bite'

best be clear you want more than Hi

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"you say 'please come and say hi, I don't bite'

best be clear you want more than Hi "

Classic

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Hi, nice tits, fancy a shag!

How am I doing?

Brilliantly of course

.

.

.

Notdamn, I'm normally such a smooth talker

Where am I going wrong?

I really think you know the answer you sarcastic bugger loli knew I hadn't lost my magic touch "

WooHoo well done x

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"you say 'please come and say hi, I don't bite'

best be clear you want more than Hi "

Fair point _iew lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"you say 'please come and say hi, I don't bite'

best be clear you want more than Hi

Fair point _iew lol

"

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By *adyGarden OP   Woman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"So what sort of message would you like and do you give enough on your profile enable someone to craft a highly specific message?

If not it's either the weather, current affairs or some other generic waffle. Unless you like to go straight to the sex talk....

There's a difference between putting in effort and being expected to ice skate uphill."

If you read my profile you would know that I give enough information

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I had a rather novel one today where the guy said he wanted to suck a BBC after it had been inside me! Oh and he is straight.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"you say 'please come and say hi, I don't bite'

best be clear you want more than Hi "

Concise and straight to the heart of the issue there, as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP what would your idea of a good first message be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what sort of message would you like and do you give enough on your profile enable someone to craft a highly specific message?

If not it's either the weather, current affairs or some other generic waffle. Unless you like to go straight to the sex talk....

There's a difference between putting in effort and being expected to ice skate uphill.

If you read my profile you would know that I give enough information"

I did. In my opinion, you don't.

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