FabSwingers.com forum: veeted my arse and crack last night

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so was in a hotel with my fem friend and decided this was a good ideal.

know im as smooth as a babys bum, feels good, looks good and clean.

any others guys done this? if you never tried it, give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sleep soundly tonight with this new and rather disturbing information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds extreme?

What's wrong with toilet tissue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

toilet tissue doesn't remove hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how good it feels when its growing back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it feels great and new sound when you fart.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm allergic to veet I tried it and never fucking again

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .1%steroid cream calms down the inflamed bit,but use liberally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm allergic to veet I tried it and never fucking again

Me too! It is evil stuff! I couldnt sleep for ages because nothing could touch my legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall i shave my legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall i shave my legs?

Would make the heels look better

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shall i shave my legs?

Would make the heels look better

Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall i shave my legs?

Would make the heels look better

Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.

Hahaha nooooooooo. I can't be seen buying stockings or tights. I'm hardcore me. Proper lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shall i shave my legs?

Would make the heels look better

Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.

Hahaha nooooooooo. I can't be seen buying stockings or tights. I'm hardcore me. Proper lol

I'll bring a pair of stockings to the Jaydees social for you. Unless you'd prefer crotchless tights?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

thats it now or when that grows back your in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall i shave my legs?

Would make the heels look better

Yes, and the picture you promised today. Do it, you know you want to.

Hahaha nooooooooo. I can't be seen buying stockings or tights. I'm hardcore me. Proper lol

I'll bring a pair of stockings to the Jaydees social for you. Unless you'd prefer crotchless tights?"

Crotchless will be good. At least then i can show everyone that i have a third leg.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"thats it now or when that grows back your in for a treat

Driving over a bump should be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let us know how good it feels when its growing back

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

Just read the review cant remember last time we both laughed so much.Crying at the mo. Sprouts n Strawberry ice cream yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

Just did! Laughing my arse off hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

OMG! They are hilarious. Go and have a read now!

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By *arnsleydavensamCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

Just read the review cant remember last time we both laughed so much.Crying at the mo. Sprouts n Strawberry ice cream yummy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"so was in a hotel with my fem friend and decided this was a good ideal.

know im as smooth as a babys bum, feels good, looks good and clean.

any others guys done this? if you never tried it, give it a go

Man up!

Get an epilator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet is good stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique. "

Teflon coating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.

Teflon coating?

No sense no feeling? That veet burns like f**k!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the veet cream don't use it on my ass tho just the balls and around the cock. don't keep it on more than 6 mins or it burns lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.

Teflon coating?

No sense no feeling? That veet burns like f**k!

just been told:

use veet for sensitive skin. fold tissue and place that in the crack to protect the hairless and more sensitive bits. put cream on so that a thin layer covers the hair. if the hair is long, trim it to as close to about 1/4 inch as you can then put cream on. just before it starts burning the hair should start to go a little curly. when it goes curly, use the scraper thingy and scrape it off quickly then wash with warm water and moisturise. zero problems for her.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

You've started quite a few threads with the same theme. Do you have an obsession you'd like to share with a therapist?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You've started quite a few threads with the same theme. Do you have an obsession you'd like to share with a therapist? "

No, he needs to share his obsession with an analyst.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It all seems to have gone so wrong for the op. Should have boiled some wax first and dripped it on, then used a good exfoliator scrub before leaving the veet on for a good couple of hours or so. See if he'd repeat that quickly.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

maybe you have a veet allergy

cut out all the foods containing veet like veetabix,veetiflakes etc . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (m) have used Veet several times in the bum crack. It works a treet and no side effects but it must be washed off very thoroughly before the maximum time. Far better than shaving in the bum crack.

But I am not allergic to it. Others may be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet can burn sensitive areas (my nipples bled when I used it on my chest), the best alternative is Magic Powder that can be found on eBay. It comes in several different varieties including sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so was in a hotel with my fem friend and decided this was a good ideal.

know im as smooth as a babys bum, feels good, looks good and clean.

any others guys done this? if you never tried it, give it a go

A blow torch is recommended for those who are more sensitive.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

OMG! They are hilarious. Go and have a read now!"

Agreed. I urge anyone who's not read them to go and do so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did my uncles back before he went on holiday once he was crying cause it burnt so much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". .1%steroid cream calms down the inflamed bit,but use liberally

are you a doctor?

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By *otts PervsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique.

Teflon coating?

No sense no feeling? That veet burns like f**k!

Yes, and it stinks to high heaven. Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

Thank you so much for enlightening me to the brilliant world of veet for men Amazon reviews whoever did!

I stood at the bus stop last night laughing uncontrollably at such gems as:

'Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as an interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5'

'So overall 5 out of 5. It clearly does remove hair, and flesh, or at least that's what they say has happened when the dressings are changed.

I didn't expect to have to wear an adult nappy because of the ongoing genital weeping, and I am "off-games" for at least the rest of the year and possibly the whole of my adult life, but there you go.

Potential buyers might consider self-castration as a cheaper and less invasive alternative.'

'Despite ruining my life, this product does do what it says: my marriage equipment, though smaller than before, albino-white and significantly misshapen, carries not one hair nor even one follicle and probably never will. I therefore have to give it 5 stars: "does exactly what it says on the tin - and then some'

It's going to keep me entertained for a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic powder is better

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Oh my fucking god I just googled the Amazon reviews!!! I can barely see to type I am laughing that much!! The first one I read was not to put it on your 'knob and bollocks', the next one refers to a 'gentleman's log cabin' FFS I'm all over the place!!!!!!! Does Amazon not read reviews...these are bloody hilarious!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"toilet tissue doesn't remove hair?"

It does if it's on fire.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Sorry I had to copy this review before I collapse in a snotty heap!

I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Brave guy...have you never read the Veet for Men reviews on Amazon? I have a browse through those when I need a good belly laugh

Thank you so much for enlightening me to the brilliant world of veet for men Amazon reviews whoever did!

I stood at the bus stop last night laughing uncontrollably at such gems as:

'Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as an interlocking silencer.. I give this the big thumbs up. 5/5'

'So overall 5 out of 5. It clearly does remove hair, and flesh, or at least that's what they say has happened when the dressings are changed.

Potential buyers might consider self-castration as a cheaper and less invasive alternative.'

It's going to keep me entertained for a long time!

Oh my god I'm choking with laugher here!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Its all very well removing hair but if you dont have a 6 pack you will probably look like a fat baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol! the Amazon reviews are hilarious. but i know girls who use veet down below, front to back, with zero or minimal issues. they must know a secret technique. "

It took all of the skin off me when I tried it. And to add insult to injury, the hair was completely unmoved.

Never again. Less painful to epilate my candyfloss.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'm going to have to leave the room to calm myself down before someone comes in and has me sectioned...I cannot believe what I am reading...hilarious...I'll shut up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to leave the room to calm myself down before someone comes in and has me sectioned...I cannot believe what I am reading...hilarious...I'll shut up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic powder is better "

BETTER??????

As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!

I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.

I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic powder is better

BETTER??????

As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!

I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.

I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !

I use the platinum one on my bits and it's great lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic powder is better

BETTER??????

As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!

I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.

I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !

I use the platinum one on my bits and it's great lol "

After my last experience I certainly won't be putting it down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic powder is better

BETTER??????

As in burns more? OMFG I tried magic powder sensitive on my face. I followed the instructions to the letter but after less than a minute I was burning!

I had actual burns from the stuff. Took a week to settle down.

I posted a thread entitled ARRGH! Help! Or something like that at the time !

I use the platinum one on my bits and it's great lol "

I use the platinum for my balls and crack too. Works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was platinum I used!

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Oh my god Im crying with laughter at this review im off to google more

Anna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was platinum I used!"

First time burns second it's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was platinum I used!

First time burns second it's fine"

There won't be a second time! It removed skin !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the same vane look at the amerzon reviews for BIC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - Black

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