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That moment when you wake up in a strange house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

no I havent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't."
well lucky you then drink seems to change your eye sight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had several do that and i just give them a big smile.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I've woke up in a strange house looked over and thought . yeeha how the fuck did i manage that . .they're beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've had several do that and i just give them a big smile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I "

Nope, never.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I

Nope, never."
am starting to think must just be me who let's the drink get the better off his eye sight then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had d*unken sex or a traditional 'one night stand' ie off the back of a night out so it's never happened. I've fancied everyone I've fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

is there 3houses?

im confoodilydoodlydiddilywidilyized??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never and never someone had it in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be lying if I said I hadn't."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I

Nope, never.am starting to think must just be me who let's the drink get the better off his eye sight then "

No, not just you mate. Most have done the walk of shame after sleeping witha gopper!

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

even worse when you wake up in your own house next to a woman you had beer goggles on when you met and now she wont leave you alone and knows where you live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never happened to me, mainly because I'm a sleepy d*unk. So a couple of bevvies and I'm snoozing rather than shagging.

I'd much rather have proper sober sex....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I "

Nope, we've not all done it. I've never woken up in a strange house after a night out and I've never shagged someone I didn't fancy because I was pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, never drink to the point of not knowing what I'm doing.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nope, never drink to the point of not knowing what I'm doing.

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I did it once, in my teens and passed out on a friend's concrete garage floor, where they left me to sleep it off. I was later sick in the bath because the toilet didn't provide a large enough target.

I decided I didn't like drinking to that extent and never did it again.

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Even worse is when u look at them think no please tell me I didn't fuck her. Then u see empty condom packet and think oh well I will fuck her again.

I've done that before lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ive not had such regrets, though knowing where the stash is, any goodies I may want to nibble, is an issue. I dont always plonk gob straight onto cock first thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even worse is when u look at them think no please tell me I didn't fuck her. Then u see empty condom packet and think oh well I will fuck her again.

I've done that before lol"
its the point when you try sneak out without wakeing her up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me.

Don't drink

Don't sleep with strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice, and morning glory despite hangover had me go around one more time. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I "

Worse than that... When you wake up and she's thinking the same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dome it once, granted it was my birthday, id had a diazapam for the dentist that hadnt worn off and I had stupidly invited a local 'fittie' round. Fair to say when I sobered up I asked him to leave and told him he wasnt for me hahaha. Gives me shivers thinkig about it hahha

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

A mate of mine woke up naked, covered with a quilt, on the front room floor in a strange house one morning. An attractive older woman came in the room wearing a dressing gown. Not wanting to admit that he couldn't remember the night before he just said "Good night last night eh?"

"I don't know" she replied "You came home with mum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the scene in Trainspotting when Ewan McGregor wakes up, the girl is ready for school and he has breakfast with her parents!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mate of mine woke up naked, covered with a quilt, on the front room floor in a strange house one morning. An attractive older woman came in the room wearing a dressing gown. Not wanting to admit that he couldn't remember the night before he just said "Good night last night eh?"

"I don't know" she replied "You came home with mum"

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"A mate of mine woke up naked, covered with a quilt, on the front room floor in a strange house one morning. An attractive older woman came in the room wearing a dressing gown. Not wanting to admit that he couldn't remember the night before he just said "Good night last night eh?"

"I don't know" she replied "You came home with mum"

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Hahahahahah that is very very funny hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never found alcohol turn a non attractive guy into Adonis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, beer goggles don't work on me. I either fancy you or I don't. I'd rather fly solo than do someone I didn't fancy. Is it a "lad" phenomenon? The ten pm munter?

As to waking up in a strange house ... scary. No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, never drink to the point of not knowing what I'm doing.

I did it once, in my teens and passed out on a friend's concrete garage floor, where they left me to sleep it off. I was later sick in the bath because the toilet didn't provide a large enough target.

I decided I didn't like drinking to that extent and never did it again."

I did that but remember it clearly so knew what I was doing x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nope, never drink to the point of not knowing what I'm doing.

I did it once, in my teens and passed out on a friend's concrete garage floor, where they left me to sleep it off. I was later sick in the bath because the toilet didn't provide a large enough target.

I decided I didn't like drinking to that extent and never did it again.

I did that but remember it clearly so knew what I was doing x"

I remember it all save for going into the garage. Oh, and being unable to get up the stairs when I got home

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've never found alcohol turn a non attractive guy into Adonis."

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope..... Woke up in dozens of different beds....but always known who to expect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope..... Woke up in dozens of different beds....but always known who to expect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I "

Don't burgle houses when under the influence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never done it "

What a good girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never done it

What a good girl! "

That's me I'm good @ being good. But even better @ being bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have all done it after a night out when you wake up in a strange house look next to you and go oh no I never did I

Don't burgle houses when under the influence. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't.well lucky you then drink seems to change your eye sight lol "

certain she felt the same way

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

As the old saying goes...I've never slept with an ugly man...

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I've woken up with one or two though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As the old saying goes...I've never slept with an ugly man...

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I've woken up with one or two though "
hahah that's the point I was getting at lol never pulled a bad one woke up with one or 2 lol

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