FabSwingers.com forum: ShagTonight's Eurovision final tonight with grame norton PART TWO

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recon the voting will be difernt tonight as russia and ukraine is in some kind of war, so could be a suprice winner tonight. I am looking forward to see it, are you?.. I ordered a hawaii pizza from dominoes, haribo and crisps, ready for tonight .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austria will win

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i won i won i was last on the thread. .

whats my prize?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Austria will win"
eh wait a minute i already told you the answer 2hours ago

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I really want Austria to win

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Poland for me..., I want to see more of the big titted girl doing her washing!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I really want Austria to win"
for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This is the tightest is been for years

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I really want Austria to win for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

Netherlands are hot on her heels

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I really want Austria to win for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

Where's it located?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This is the tightest is been for years "

Did you have an op?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"I really want Austria to win for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

Netherlands are hot on her heels"

Hopefully with a razor in their hands

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Ireland wil give Austria 12

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's with the time to shave comment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind alternative acts doing well if the song is half decent, but the Austrian entry was garbage.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"What's with the time to shave comment?

its the song they vote for

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i reckon my work here is done folks and im waiting on a call to go pick up mum but because im on form i know my phone is goin to ring right . . .now. i know you Wont believe me but Thats her rang see you in an hour. .thank you thank you.

x X X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like the look of the Italian. Does he come as a takeaway?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

if that cunt starts any bother put him out.

bye x X s X

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

1Scot was right

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

yay Austria now how many want a bearded lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe I said Austria to win

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"1Scot was right

I was really hoping your younger sister would do well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus wins Eurovision !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts."

The dicks wouldn't be allowed on the BBC.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"1Scot was right

I was really hoping your younger sister would do well.

Yeah, shame for WeissKaz and the rest of the Germans

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jesus wins Eurovision !"

That made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

The dicks wouldn't be allowed on the BBC.

Just give them a tight pair of lycra pants and a twitter feed!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

conchita is a very poular winner

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

got to hand it to russell brand he looks good in a frock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

The dicks wouldn't be allowed on the BBC.

Unless they are BBCs

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

She's not the 1st Transgender to win Eurovision. Dana International won it 16 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"conchita is a very poular winner"

Not with me! Shite song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thomas "Tom" Neuwirth (born 6 November 1988), better known as the drag persona Conchita Wurst

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Only a drag queen and not transgendered

Tho that dont bother me....just thought it was shite........

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

meant to say popular lol

I still think the song is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's not the 1st Transgender to win Eurovision. Dana International won it 16 years ago "

That was a decent tune!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"conchita is a very poular winner

Not with me! Shite song. "

What was your choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts."

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked sweden and the nethelands.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Just switched on for the News to find the winner performing their "song".

What utter garbage; it would have got nowhere without the visual imagery of the singer, who was nothing special. There were much better entries. It was only the freak show element which won it for Austria plus gullible voting juries who obviously fell for the plot!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we all knock the Eurovision but we all watch it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was nowt else on......

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"There was nowt else on......

good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep."

Not frightened at all, but when mediocrity wins because it is dressed up behind a look at me persona it becomes a classic case if style over substance. Dana Internationl a few years back, brilliant song and performance. Conchita...., garbage.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

The song itself was very well written. Music good.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep.

Well said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep.

It made an interesting win considering politics were less obvious due to the new voting system.

I'm just glad Armenia didn't win.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

all over for another year then

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

nothing much european about tonights show, presented in english, interviewed in english. most songs sang in english, and judges spoke english,hats of to the french judge who spoke french all way through her piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep.

It made an interesting win considering politics were less obvious due to the new voting system.

I'm just glad Armenia didn't win."

I thnk I'm going to try and get tickets for next year, I suspect those in the fans zone have the best time of anyone there!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep.

It made an interesting win considering politics were less obvious due to the new voting system.

I'm just glad Armenia didn't win.

I thnk I'm going to try and get tickets for next year, I suspect those in the fans zone have the best time of anyone there!"

Don't forget to grow your beard and buy your dress in order to get into the venue!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Since when has Russell Brand been fucking Austrian ?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Since when has Russell Brand been fucking Austrian ?

I thought it WAS Russell Brand!!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts."

I'm confused here... Are you annoyed because a drag queen with a beard won, or because it was a shite song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want Austria to win for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

don't all men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holland were robbed. Had there not been a bearded gent who most people would like to fuck they'd have won with their gorgeous little Johnny cash-esque number. Im not bitter, oh no.

Well done Margarita Pracatan. I think that's her name.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

In 1973 the rules were relaxed and people could sing in any language. This only lasted until 1977.

Then in 1999 the rule was brought back in.

In 2003, Belgium's Urban Trad sang "Sanomi" in a completely made-up language, while the Dutch participants in 2006, Treble, sang half of their song "Amambanda" in a fictional language. In 2008, Ishtar performed their song, "O Julissi" in a fictional language as well.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

see my "pre game" analysis in thread 1.. I think I got most of it right.....

only thing I didn't get was i thought the uk would finish top 10....

my top 3 i got 1st, 3rd and 4th.... my dark horses were the dutch...2nd...

come back to me for next years eurovision analysis in 12 months!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter garbage, freak show wins. Next year the UK should enter a man with 2 dicks and a pair of breasts.

Are you frightened of another's individuality? Better to be a unique freak than a bigot or a sheep.

When has a recording artist ever just focused on the music alone, it is hugely about image.

Conchita could sing, the song was good and obviously very individual. I'm not a lover of Eurovision but the acts remembered are those who are a little quirky, that heavy rock band with the masks etc.

For me Eurovision has to be terribly corny, weird bands and singers, crazy styling, fantastic stage sets, as well aa a good song, not necessarily sang in tune

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Just switched on for the News to find the winner performing their "song".

Well said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just switched on for the News to find the winner performing their "song".

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if what you are saying is true Poland would have won and France (last) would have came second.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Just switched on for the News to find the winner performing their "song".

if what you are saying is true Poland would have won and France (last) would have came second. "

That would be true except for one tiny detail...

The votes are split 50/50 between the national jury's and that countries national vote...

The national jury's do NOT see the preformances, they actually only hear the songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the majority of performances last night were pretty middle of the road tbh, hence the one that stood out, stood out for 'novelty' reasons.

For me, Sweden was the best. There again, middle of the road song but sang well and no doubt helped by the fact she was pretty.

Austria went for a gimmick by entering an unshaven Cheryl Cole look alike. Good for them. Good for him.

Let's not forget that Eurovision has a HUGE gay following and if there's one thing the gays like, it's a gimmick

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .i think the only reason the bearded lady won was to rub it in to the Russian president putn that he's a homophobic twat . . .

x x X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want Austria to win for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

Netherlands are hot on her heels"

HIS heels. He was interviewed last week....stated he is a drag act and NOT a t/v....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want Austria to win for fuck sake i told you they won why does no one believe i have a third eye

don't all men?"

Snakes eye lol!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

even though the UK ended up giving austria 12 points......

in the televoting itself.... they were actually 3rd...

the Netherland were 2nd......

Poland actually ended up 1st....

in where were are proud this morning to stand with europe this morning in terms of equality.... remember the great british public actually voted more for boobies!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

p.s the reason why poland ended up getting no votes from the uk was where in the televoting they came 1st... in the national jury voting they came "DFL" (Dead F'ing Last)

the national jury's only hear the songs and don't see the preformances....

who knew a country could be so swayed by tits!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"even though the UK ended up giving austria 12 points......

in the televoting itself.... they were actually 3rd...

the Netherland were 2nd......

Poland actually ended up 1st....

in where were are proud this morning to stand with europe this morning in terms of equality.... remember the great british public actually voted more for boobies!!!!

How many british tele-votes were from the poles living here tho and how many from tit lovers of the world unite?

And as for the overall winner : goes to show just how popular beards are at the mo

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Austria went for a gimmick by entering an unshaven Cheryl Cole look alike. Good for them. Good for him.

Looks more like Cristine Blakley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austria went for a gimmick by entering an unshaven Cheryl Cole look alike. Good for them. Good for him.

Looks more like Cristine Blakley "

but infinately more talented ...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"p.s the reason why poland ended up getting no votes from the uk was where in the televoting they came 1st... in the national jury voting they came "DFL" (Dead F'ing Last)

the national jury's only hear the songs and don't see the preformances....

who knew a country could be so swayed by tits!!!! "

in fairness.. i should point out the UK were not the only country to have this split...

The Irish did exactly the same thing....

1st in televoting.. last in Jury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought it was a woman from france first as they are quite hairy lol.

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