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By *Scotsman OP   Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

.okay ladies&gents simple aye or naw (Thats yes or no ). or please elaborate as much as you want...i twerk to loud music when i drive. .to varying degrees but i was gettin into a right good grind to the dance music on radio one on way home . . . .im i the only idiot ?? or do you?do you?. . . .do you?

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

No I do it but I am a bit crazy anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!!

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By *Scotsman OP   Man
over a year ago

ayrshire


"How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!!"
maybe its not twerking. .more like a dog with worms?. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T'werk...its bloody Saturday, im not off twerk...Monday to Friday only thanos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".okay ladies&gents simple aye or naw (Thats yes or no ). or please elaborate as much as you want...i twerk to loud music when i drive. .to varying degrees but i was gettin into a right good grind to the dance music on radio one on way home . . . .im i the only idiot ?? or do you?do you?. . . .do you? "

Well if your an idiot, so am I as I do it when im decorating and cooking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!! maybe its not twerking. .more like a dog with worms?. x "

This is funny! Now everyone wants to know what I'm laughing at aaaargh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!! maybe its not twerking. .more like a dog with worms?. x

This is funny! Now everyone wants to know what I'm laughing at aaaargh!!!"

Don't dogs with worms drag their arses across the carpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only to Abba, I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do

Not to be confused with Dido.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Twerk is what is Yorkshire people do, normally Mon to Fri, 9 to 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Only to Abba, I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do

Not to be confused with Dido."

Or as my daughter once told her friends Mum, 'My mum likes Dildo'

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By *Scotsman OP   Man
over a year ago

ayrshire


"How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!! maybe its not twerking. .more like a dog with worms?. x

This is funny! Now everyone wants to know what I'm laughing at aaaargh!!!

Don't dogs with worms drag their arses across the carpet? "
. Thats it i drag my bum over the seat in a fucking movement and give the passing cars a short eye eye singing the lyrics to the song .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twerk is also a typo/autocorrect for a polite form of abuse for someone being more idiotic than twattish.

Not a lot of people knew that,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!! maybe its not twerking. .more like a dog with worms?. x

This is funny! Now everyone wants to know what I'm laughing at aaaargh!!!

Don't dogs with worms drag their arses across the carpet? . Thats it i drag my bum over the seat in a fucking movement and give the passing cars a short eye eye singing the lyrics to the song . "

You're not that scottish guy in "love" with his pushbike seat are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you twerk when you're sat on you're twerking instrument??!! maybe its not twerking. .more like a dog with worms?. x

This is funny! Now everyone wants to know what I'm laughing at aaaargh!!!

Don't dogs with worms drag their arses across the carpet? . Thats it i drag my bum over the seat in a fucking movement and give the passing cars a short eye eye singing the lyrics to the song . "

That would be worth seeing!

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