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"I might have a Woo Woo. It's BGT and Eurovision for me tonight so keep them coming please. " snap! waving the flag and hoping for a top 10 finish for the UK | |||
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"I'm on the red, anyone want to join me? ![]() ![]() pour us a glass ![]() | |||
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"I've got Morgans and ....anyone wanna share ![]() I've got two straws ![]() | |||
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"I'll whack the gramophone for the sounds ![]() ![]() Shake Pineapples on the tree ![]() | |||
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"Anyone need any nibbles? Who's turn is it to top up the glasses? " I'll too up and nibble on yer bum ![]() | |||
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"Anyone need any nibbles? Who's turn is it to top up the glasses? I'll too up and nibble on yer bum ![]() Feel free!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm on the red, anyone want to join me? ![]() ![]() ![]() One poured just for you ![]() | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened ![]() Have you tried the lime southern comfort? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened ![]() It's gorgeous with lemonade ![]() | |||
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight ![]() lightweight ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened ![]() Not yet, I have heard it's nice though ![]() | |||
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not normally but I was unaware everyone was buying me doubles all night, I guess they thought it funny to get the boss d*unk! Thankfully I was not an embarrassment to myself it was just my poor head this morning! | |||
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"Tonight I will be brushing up on my recipe cards with a mini marathon of Hannibal. So, it's a nice Chianti for me...." Someone call the FBI! Quick ![]() | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened ![]() Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to get some of that ! Vodka, lime & lemonade please. Shall we have strawberries dipped in choc for nibbles ? ![]() | |||
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"Why am i the only one wearing a costume, who told me it was fancy dress, One large vodka for me ![]() sucker ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why am i the only one wearing a costume, who told me it was fancy dress, One large vodka for me ![]() ![]() ![]() Well i have come as where's wally ![]() | |||
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"I'm totally in the mood for tequila this evening. Could get messy!" messy is good ![]() | |||
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"I like messy ![]() And I like cleaning ![]() | |||
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight ![]() aww you sure youn dont want one cmon ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is it toooo late to join in the frivollities? I bring... Sangria.. Party poppers.. A whoopee cushion... And glo in the dark condomssssss whoop whoop!!! ![]() ![]() More the merrier, the glow in the darks will help ![]() | |||
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"I'm on the red, anyone want to join me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ooh, this is good, top up when you are ready | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() get yourself in ![]() | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() Would you like to sit next to me? | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() It might be a bit of a squeeze ![]() | |||
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" .. red wine and for me please ..... .. yep .. thats correct .... lol .. unusual but a nice drink .. " Would that be with ice and a slice? ![]() | |||
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"Can I join. ? X I bring cheesy balls and twigliets " mmmmmmmmm Cheesy balls ![]() | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() ![]() That would be nice.... ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better" Do we have any party games. ? | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() ![]() ![]() Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? " Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice ![]() Ooh. Let's do it ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice ![]() ![]() Yeah I love games ![]() | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No room to budge up ![]() | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice ![]() ![]() ![]() am in ![]() | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hope you've got strong thighs!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? " oooooo yes please ![]() | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ![]() ok, I'm ref for this one | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ![]() you just wanna watch ![]() | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ![]() ![]() Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol. But I'm happy with an audience. ![]() | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened ![]() ![]() A small tip for you, don't try and add your own lime....yuk | |||
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"Just in time for the games ![]() ![]() One bottle of vodka and one bottle of oil if anyone needs a massage ![]() | |||
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"Just in time for the games ![]() ![]() ![]() My perfect man!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() Making sure I keep a strict eye on you, any funny business I will step straight in ![]() | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't you dare, funny business is expected and demanded ![]() | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely ![]() ![]() ice ![]() | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() join in the game with violet | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely ![]() ![]() you get next go of the suck,kiss, fuck dice | |||
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"Were did this blindfold come from it could come in handy ![]() That's not a blindfold its my skirt!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Were did this blindfold come from it could come in handy ![]() ![]() ![]() Well it is covering my eyes ![]() | |||
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"Were did this blindfold come from it could come in handy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() At least let me take it off!! ![]() | |||
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"I'd like a large vodka and doet please ![]() Go on then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I fancy a sex on the beach or a champagne darling!" i fancy a sex on the beach but I'll probably get my face slapped ![]() | |||
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). " For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() Gizza light ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() Wait for me ![]() | |||
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! ![]() I've told everyone in the eurovision room i can tell the future. . .i think they believe me ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() ![]() Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't bother! ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Its cold you know!!! ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Umm that would explain it!! ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know, bit worried about shrinkage ![]() | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have used that excuse before ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? ![]() A cold one coming up no pun intended ![]() | |||
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! ![]() ![]() I wish you could see into the future ha!, id be first in the queue xx | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? ![]() there might be some watered down fosters in the corner somewhere ![]() | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? ![]() ![]() Ewww, it hardly needs watering down anymore than it already is. ![]() | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? ![]() ![]() ![]() Good job I brought a 'party 7' with me then. Lol ![]() | |||
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"Think I need another drink ![]() ![]() Anything straight up will be fine! ![]() | |||
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"Think I need another drink ![]() ![]() ![]() But what about the drink ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think I need another drink ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think I need another drink ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think I need another drink ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() sorry, got completely distracted by thinking about giving you something straight up ![]() | |||
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"Think I need another drink ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll definitely be needing that drink then!! ![]() | |||
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"I'm out of tequila. Any suggestions?" Vodka hic ![]() | |||
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"Is there any vodka left?? ![]() Large with diet and ice if I recall, sorry the last one took so long I was busy changing me pants ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!!" Warm flat ??!! ![]() | |||
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"Is there any vodka left?? ![]() ![]() You tease!!!! hic ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!! Warm flat ??!! ![]() Yuck! Where is the nearest all nite filling station? I will restock there! | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!! Warm flat ??!! ![]() Good man, don't forget the chocolate! ![]() | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!! Warm flat ??!! ![]() ![]() Oh and a bottle of lime southern comfort, Ive heard it's very nice ![]() | |||
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"I think I need to lie down ![]() You can rest your head on my lap ![]() | |||
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"I think I need to lie down ![]() ![]() better find them jeans first ![]() | |||
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"I think I need to lie down ![]() ![]() Have you found your trousers yet?!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"give me a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!! . hit me baby one more time! ![]() Oh no, a d*unken singing Scotsman, why do all my nights end like this? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"give me a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!! . hit me baby one more time! ![]() ![]() ![]() this is me sober hic. . shober i shAy . . . .hic ![]() | |||
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"give me a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!! . hit me baby one more time! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Taxi for _scotsman!! ![]() | |||
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"Goodnight everyone, I can hear my bed calling me ![]() Mine too, thanks for a great night! ![]() | |||
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"An unusual choice but coming right up ...... ![]() .... id hope so ... lol .. lol . .. lol ... | |||
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"Last I remember was waiting for another vodka...did I fall asleep??? ![]() The snoring in the corner gave us the clue ![]() | |||
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"Last I remember was waiting for another vodka...did I fall asleep??? ![]() ![]() Ooooops sowwy ![]() | |||
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"Last I remember was waiting for another vodka...did I fall asleep??? ![]() No you drank it them ran off my pants ![]() | |||
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" .. red wine and for me please ..... .. yep .. thats correct .... lol .. unusual but a nice drink .. Would that be with ice and a slice? ![]() ... depends what a slice of ... but .. allllllll tastes good ... | |||
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