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"I might have a Woo Woo. It's BGT and Eurovision for me tonight so keep them coming please. " snap! waving the flag and hoping for a top 10 finish for the UK | |||
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"I'm on the red, anyone want to join me? " pour us a glass | |||
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"I've got Morgans and ....anyone wanna share " I've got two straws | |||
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"I'll whack the gramophone for the sounds Aaaaaagaaaaaado do do............ " Shake Pineapples on the tree | |||
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"Anyone need any nibbles? Who's turn is it to top up the glasses? " I'll too up and nibble on yer bum | |||
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"Anyone need any nibbles? Who's turn is it to top up the glasses? I'll too up and nibble on yer bum " Feel free!! | |||
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"I'm on the red, anyone want to join me? pour us a glass " One poured just for you | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened " Have you tried the lime southern comfort? | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened Have you tried the lime southern comfort? " It's gorgeous with lemonade | |||
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight " lightweight go on have a little one | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened Have you tried the lime southern comfort? " Not yet, I have heard it's nice though | |||
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight lightweight go on have a little one " I'm not normally but I was unaware everyone was buying me doubles all night, I guess they thought it funny to get the boss d*unk! Thankfully I was not an embarrassment to myself it was just my poor head this morning! | |||
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"Tonight I will be brushing up on my recipe cards with a mini marathon of Hannibal. So, it's a nice Chianti for me...." Someone call the FBI! Quick | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened Have you tried the lime southern comfort? " Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to get some of that ! Vodka, lime & lemonade please. Shall we have strawberries dipped in choc for nibbles ? | |||
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"Why am i the only one wearing a costume, who told me it was fancy dress, One large vodka for me " sucker | |||
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"Why am i the only one wearing a costume, who told me it was fancy dress, One large vodka for me sucker " Well i have come as where's wally | |||
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"I'm totally in the mood for tequila this evening. Could get messy!" messy is good | |||
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"I like messy " And I like cleaning | |||
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"Far too much Bacardi last night during a works do so I'm sticking to juice tonight " aww you sure youn dont want one cmon just one | |||
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"Is it toooo late to join in the frivollities? I bring... Sangria.. Party poppers.. A whoopee cushion... And glo in the dark condomssssss whoop whoop!!! " More the merrier, the glow in the darks will help | |||
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"I'm on the red, anyone want to join me? pour us a glass One poured just for you " ooh, this is good, top up when you are ready | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? " get yourself in | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? " Would you like to sit next to me? | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? Would you like to sit next to me? " It might be a bit of a squeeze | |||
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" .. red wine and for me please ..... .. yep .. thats correct .... lol .. unusual but a nice drink .. " Would that be with ice and a slice? | |||
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"Can I join. ? X I bring cheesy balls and twigliets " mmmmmmmmm Cheesy balls | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? Would you like to sit next to me? It might be a bit of a squeeze " That would be nice.... | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better" Do we have any party games. ? | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? Would you like to sit next to me? It might be a bit of a squeeze That would be nice.... " Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? " Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice " Ooh. Let's do it | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice Ooh. Let's do it " Yeah I love games | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? Would you like to sit next to me? It might be a bit of a squeeze That would be nice.... Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap " No room to budge up | |||
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"Ooh, violet has arrived Gosh it's getting hot in here, I think I will er unbutton my shirt. There, that's better Do we have any party games. ? Got a pair of suck,kiss,fuck dice Ooh. Let's do it Yeah I love games " am in | |||
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"I've brought a lovely red, may I join? Would you like to sit next to me? It might be a bit of a squeeze That would be nice.... Well budge up then, or I'll end up on your lap No room to budge up " Hope you've got strong thighs!! | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? " oooooo yes please | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please " ok, I'm ref for this one | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one" you just wanna watch | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one you just wanna watch " Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol. But I'm happy with an audience. | |||
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"Anyone fancy a southern comfort, new bottle just opened Have you tried the lime southern comfort? Oh that sounds lovely. I'm going to get some of that ! Vodka, lime & lemonade please. Shall we have strawberries dipped in choc for nibbles ? " A small tip for you, don't try and add your own lime....yuk | |||
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"Just in time for the games Did you bring a bottle? " One bottle of vodka and one bottle of oil if anyone needs a massage | |||
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"Just in time for the games Did you bring a bottle? One bottle of vodka and one bottle of oil if anyone needs a massage " My perfect man!! | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one you just wanna watch Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol. But I'm happy with an audience. " Making sure I keep a strict eye on you, any funny business I will step straight in | |||
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"I've rolled a fuck dice. Who's wants one ? oooooo yes please ok, I'm ref for this one you just wanna watch Think I scared him for life last time he watched me fuck lol. But I'm happy with an audience. Making sure I keep a strict eye on you, any funny business I will step straight in" Don't you dare, funny business is expected and demanded | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely " ice | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely " | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely " join in the game with violet | |||
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"Morgans is going down nicely though I'd like a nice cock to go down on nicely " you get next go of the suck,kiss, fuck dice | |||
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"Were did this blindfold come from it could come in handy " That's not a blindfold its my skirt!! | |||
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"Were did this blindfold come from it could come in handy That's not a blindfold its my skirt!! " Well it is covering my eyes | |||
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"Were did this blindfold come from it could come in handy That's not a blindfold its my skirt!! Well it is covering my eyes " At least let me take it off!! | |||
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"I'd like a large vodka and doet please Ice?" Go on then don't be too long tho as I'm perving at those lovely undies | |||
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"I fancy a sex on the beach or a champagne darling!" i fancy a sex on the beach but I'll probably get my face slapped | |||
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). " For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one" Gizza light | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one" Wait for me | |||
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! " I've told everyone in the eurovision room i can tell the future. . .i think they believe me | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one Gizza light " Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one Gizza light Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first " Don't bother! | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one Gizza light Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first Don't bother! " Its cold you know!!! | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one Gizza light Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first Don't bother! Its cold you know!!! " Umm that would explain it!! | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one Gizza light Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first Don't bother! Its cold you know!!! " I know, bit worried about shrinkage | |||
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"I smoke when am d*unk, Am going out back for a sneaky one Gizza light Hold on i'm coming, just let me put me strides on first Don't bother! Its cold you know!!! " I have used that excuse before | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? " A cold one coming up no pun intended | |||
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"ooops wrong room again. .thinks to himself (fuck sake the party i was at last week wasn't like this). For goodness sake stop popping in and out and get yourself a drink! I've told everyone in the eurovision room i can tell the future. . .i think they believe me " I wish you could see into the future ha!, id be first in the queue xx | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? " there might be some watered down fosters in the corner somewhere | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? there might be some watered down fosters in the corner somewhere " Ewww, it hardly needs watering down anymore than it already is. | |||
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"I'm a little late joining the party. Is there any lager left? there might be some watered down fosters in the corner somewhere Ewww, it hardly needs watering down anymore than it already is. " Good job I brought a 'party 7' with me then. Lol | |||
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"Think I need another drink What'll it be Madame? " Anything straight up will be fine! | |||
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"Think I need another drink What'll it be Madame? Anything straight up will be fine! " But what about the drink | |||
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"Think I need another drink What'll it be Madame? Anything straight up will be fine! " | |||
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"Think I need another drink What'll it be Madame? Anything straight up will be fine! But what about the drink " Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! | |||
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"Think I need another drink What'll it be Madame? Anything straight up will be fine! But what about the drink Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! " sorry, got completely distracted by thinking about giving you something straight up | |||
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"Think I need another drink What'll it be Madame? Anything straight up will be fine! But what about the drink Shaken with ice then drained, you just can't get the staff these days!! sorry, got completely distracted by thinking about giving you something straight up " I'll definitely be needing that drink then!! | |||
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"I'm out of tequila. Any suggestions?" Vodka hic | |||
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"Is there any vodka left?? " Large with diet and ice if I recall, sorry the last one took so long I was busy changing me pants | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!!" Warm flat ??!! | |||
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"Is there any vodka left?? Large with diet and ice if I recall, sorry the last one took so long I was busy changing me pants " You tease!!!! hic | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!! Warm flat ??!! " Yuck! Where is the nearest all nite filling station? I will restock there! | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!! Warm flat ??!! Yuck! Where is the nearest all nite filling station? I will restock there!" Good man, don't forget the chocolate! | |||
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"Sorry I'm late! Any soft drinks left ss I am on medications!! Warm flat ??!! Yuck! Where is the nearest all nite filling station? I will restock there! Good man, don't forget the chocolate! " Oh and a bottle of lime southern comfort, Ive heard it's very nice | |||
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"I think I need to lie down " You can rest your head on my lap | |||
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"I think I need to lie down You can rest your head on my lap " better find them jeans first | |||
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"I think I need to lie down You can rest your head on my lap " Have you found your trousers yet?!! | |||
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"give me a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!! . hit me baby one more time! x X X" Oh no, a d*unken singing Scotsman, why do all my nights end like this? | |||
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"give me a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!! . hit me baby one more time! x X X Oh no, a d*unken singing Scotsman, why do all my nights end like this? " this is me sober hic. . shober i shAy . . . .hic | |||
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"give me a liiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!! . hit me baby one more time! x X X Oh no, a d*unken singing Scotsman, why do all my nights end like this? this is me sober hic. . shober i shAy . . . .hic " Taxi for _scotsman!! | |||
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"Goodnight everyone, I can hear my bed calling me " Mine too, thanks for a great night! | |||
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"An unusual choice but coming right up ...... " .... id hope so ... lol .. lol . .. lol ... | |||
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"Last I remember was waiting for another vodka...did I fall asleep??? " The snoring in the corner gave us the clue | |||
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"Last I remember was waiting for another vodka...did I fall asleep??? The snoring in the corner gave us the clue " Ooooops sowwy | |||
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"Last I remember was waiting for another vodka...did I fall asleep??? " No you drank it them ran off my pants | |||
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" .. red wine and for me please ..... .. yep .. thats correct .... lol .. unusual but a nice drink .. Would that be with ice and a slice? " ... depends what a slice of ... but .. allllllll tastes good ... | |||
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