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"If I cried I was told "Stop crying or I'll give you something to really cry about" My Grandad had a grape vine in the garden all the grandchildren were told not to eat the grapes as they give you upset tummies and are bad. Summer after Grandad died, Nan came round with a carrier bag full of grapes and said to mum to have them etc. I over heard this and said, No they will give you bad bellies everyone laughed, this is when I found out Grandad wanted them all to himself so he could make wine.... Grape vine is still there all these years later and I take great pleasure in eating "my Grandads grapes" " | |||
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"My mum used to phone my nan up when me and my brother were fighting and she'd pretend to be the lady in charge of the local children's home to scare us." | |||
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"If I cried I was told "Stop crying or I'll give you something to really cry about" My Grandad had a grape vine in the garden all the grandchildren were told not to eat the grapes as they give you upset tummies and are bad. Summer after Grandad died, Nan came round with a carrier bag full of grapes and said to mum to have them etc. I over heard this and said, No they will give you bad bellies everyone laughed, this is when I found out Grandad wanted them all to himself so he could make wine.... Grape vine is still there all these years later and I take great pleasure in eating "my Grandads grapes" " | |||
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"That if you picked your nose, your head would cave in." That's the one.. 2.. We both grew up with that one - But Never had to tell our kids that for some reason.. | |||
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"To always wear clean underwear She just never told me whose lol" Lol love it | |||
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"To save all my birthday& chridtmas money, everything I earned from my part time jobs. We'd go to the post office to put it in regularly. When I was 16 I got a full time job , paid my rent and saved the rest. When I was 17 I bought my first car. I asked for my post office book only to find my account contained only a few pounds. Her explanation; apparently I bought all my own school uniform and shoes. " Did you not keep a track of your post-office book ?? watching it go up in value ?? | |||
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"That if you picked your nose, your head would cave in. That's the one.. 2.. We both grew up with that one - But Never had to tell our kids that for some reason.. " we got told that as well. Also if you put anything in your belly button that your bum would fall off | |||
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"if you kill an insect you will get lots more as they will all come to its funeral and lots more too many to go into x" My mum used to say that. | |||
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"That if you picked your nose, your head would cave in. That's the one.. 2.. We both grew up with that one - But Never had to tell our kids that for some reason.. we got told that as well. Also if you put anything in your belly button that your bum would fall off " For crying out loud I burst out laughing at that one then and scared the dog hahahahahaha | |||
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"when i was about 10 i asked my mum how do women get pregnant and she said they cuddle each other in the nude, she didnt say that the man puts his cock in a womans pussy. " That reminded me, when I was 7 we moved house and our new next door neighbour was pregnant. Being me, I didn't ask how the baby got there. I wanted to know how it was decided whether it would be a boy baby or a girl baby. And thus mum taught me, aged 7, genetics. That's pretty much typical of me. | |||
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"To save all my birthday& chridtmas money, everything I earned from my part time jobs. We'd go to the post office to put it in regularly. When I was 16 I got a full time job , paid my rent and saved the rest. When I was 17 I bought my first car. I asked for my post office book only to find my account contained only a few pounds. Her explanation; apparently I bought all my own school uniform and shoes. Did you not keep a track of your post-office book ?? watching it go up in value ?? " Nope. Mother held onto it | |||
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"You won't feel the benefit when you go out if you leave your coat on inside" Lol I say that to my kids | |||
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"That if you picked your nose, your head would cave in. That's the one.. 2.. We both grew up with that one - But Never had to tell our kids that for some reason.. we got told that as well. Also if you put anything in your belly button that your bum would fall off " Lmfao love it! Same here | |||
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"That Santa really did exist " Erm.....He does!! | |||
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"i found my mums Dildoo and brought it downstairs when her friends were in and asked mum why she had a big rocket thing?. . and her friends all with young babies wet themselves as one shouted it takes your mum to the moon and back " Pmsl | |||
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"i believed for quite a long time that corporation pop was something special not just plain tap water" I did as well | |||
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"Eat your crusts you will get curly hair " worked for me | |||
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