FabSwingers.com forum: Top 174ish dating tips

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So as some of you are aware...I'm on the dating trail what are your top tips

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't show the picture with the veil on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get out the pics of you as a kid till at least date 5

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Don't fart until at least the 3rd date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No full on snogging till date 3!

To take his mind of the fact that you farted

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't ask for a threesome on the first date

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Grow ya fanny hair really long, that way you won't be tempted to jump into his bed before you are truly ready, you won't want him seeing ya bush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bridget Jones knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow ya fanny hair really long, that way you won't be tempted to jump into his bed before you are truly ready, you won't want him seeing ya bush!"

that doesn't work if the man likes hair

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bridget Jones knickers "

I wear Bridget jones knickers most days lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Grow ya fanny hair really long, that way you won't be tempted to jump into his bed before you are truly ready, you won't want him seeing ya bush!

that doesn't work if the man likes hair

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Well you could do half n half

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh and don't shave your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow ya fanny hair really long, that way you won't be tempted to jump into his bed before you are truly ready, you won't want him seeing ya bush!

that doesn't work if the man likes hair

Well you could do half n half

or armpit hair...although I knew a man once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take your scrap book of weddings with you on the first date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask where its going on the 1st date

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Don't log into fab.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Don't fart until at least the 3rd date"
Aw just logged on and you beat me to it. x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ask where its going on the 1st date

Behave you lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont talk about marage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't shave your legs

That is actually my security thing.. if i dont shave my legs there is zero chance of action.. if i do theres a chance im tempted haha

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Give him a cheeky kiss, but not strong enough for him to think he's in control. Then have your wicked way with him. No matter where you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the fastest way to a man's heart is through the sternum. Or the penis. Depending in how the first date goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mention the word "diamonds"

On a first date .....err make that dont mention for that for several dates

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Don't listen to anyone on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk about cats

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bridget Jones knickers

I wear Bridget jones knickers most days lol

Good, I'll shag Bridget Jones then. Less time in knicker removal

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I can do your wedding cake

it's my day job

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Don't ask him what if he knows what pooning is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill out and have fun.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Don't ask him what if he knows what pooning is

Missed the /

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Quickest way to get a guy to love you is through his knob and having dinner with you, so eat his knob and you'll get best of both worlds and he gets his desert too. So all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself, smile and relax! (but not to the point your ankles are 2 meters apart)

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Oh and don't shave your legs

That is actually my security thing.. if i dont shave my legs there is zero chance of action.. if i do theres a chance im tempted haha

Haha me too, but it's always the ones I'm tempted with when I've not shaved them

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dont try to impress by your superior smiley knowhow

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ooo i think id overlook the unshaved legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell him you have been asking advice from a load of sexual deviants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs dont mention blue waffle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a good girl when dating made them wait, laugh at that now lol

SO out with the wonder web girl

Her

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cook him a nice steak whilst dressed in killer heels & Union Jack pinafore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bang the arse off him, Thats what a "date" is looking for at the end of the day

Gimp

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh and don't shave your legs

That is actually my security thing.. if i dont shave my legs there is zero chance of action.. if i do theres a chance im tempted haha

So if you just shave one, does that mean you're keeping your options open?!! Just wondering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a beard. Its a great talking point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide ya Vagisil, Prep H and Tampax... Oh, and ya Tranquilizers of choice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend you have a twitch or Tourettes. He he truely likes you he will see through that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss on the cheek only, no tongues till date 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask where its going on the 1st date

Behave you lol xx"

I giggled at that too! Soz!

Take your time and enjoy it. Don't rush things.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't ask what they are looking for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ask what they are looking for lol

Lol. We live and learn. It's all part of the fun!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Don't ask what they are looking for lol

Lol. We live and learn. It's all part of the fun!

I laugh at it now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats wrong with bush? Any bush lovers out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats wrong with bush? Any bush lovers out there?"

I prefer Obama, although he isn't doing that great a job either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are a vast amounts of IDIOTS(sorry I do feel strongly on this), who are quite happy posing with their kids on dating sites..in fact, in some cases their KIDS are posing??!!!???!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are a vast amounts of IDIOTS(sorry I do feel strongly on this), who are quite happy posing with their kids on dating sites..in fact, in some cases their KIDS are posing??!!!???!!!"

* I mean pictures without the parent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So as some of you are aware...I'm on the dating trail"

What do you mean some...fookin everyone knows that

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So as some of you are aware...I'm on the dating trail

What do you mean some...fookin everyone knows that

Oh shut up Ben

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