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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never wanked with a sock on or tried to fuck a apple pie,

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a sock! When I was a young lad! Why?? No idea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never try it with a fresh apple pie from Maccy Ds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this one of those games where you have to drink if you've done it?

crystal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wait for the pie to cool down a bit and use a sock that is still pliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, shit brick! The Stiffmeister is in the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo, shit brick! The Stiffmeister is in the house!"

stiffler's mom is ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bit of liver

Bit messy apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol."

Tell me you used a Pink Lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol."

How does an apple feel like a pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol.

Tell me you used a Pink Lady..."
YEs think it was a pink lady, was quite pinkish in there.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol.

Tell me you used a Pink Lady..."

Granny Smith

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I`ve never pushed a pea around my plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol.

Tell me you used a Pink Lady..."

He may have used a Cox !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last month I carved out an apple for a change, felt like a real pussie, nice and moist bareback lol.

How does an apple feel like a pussy?

"
It dont, but its rounded as u carve it out so almost similar to a pussie, but not quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I`ve never pushed a pea around my plate "

That's my third shot on this thread

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!! "

Actually, I have done this. You need to cut a hole in one end, then heat it in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Felt rather good as I recall.

I have also done the "sock thing". No idea why though, it just seemed to be what you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!!

Actually, I have done this. You need to cut a hole in one end, then heat it in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Felt rather good as I recall.

I have also done the "sock thing". No idea why though, it just seemed to be what you did! "

Oh my days you've made my belly hurt with laughing

Did the melon squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once had a posh wank.

no idea why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have visions of an Apple pie getting fucked...Wtf

Her

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I prefer custard on my apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!!

Actually, I have done this. You need to cut a hole in one end, then heat it in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Felt rather good as I recall.

I have also done the "sock thing". No idea why though, it just seemed to be what you did!

Oh my days you've made my belly hurt with laughing

Did the melon squirt? "

It was a seedy affair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!!

Actually, I have done this. You need to cut a hole in one end, then heat it in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Felt rather good as I recall.

I have also done the "sock thing". No idea why though, it just seemed to be what you did!

Oh my days you've made my belly hurt with laughing

Did the melon squirt?

It was a seedy affair..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!!

Actually, I have done this. You need to cut a hole in one end, then heat it in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Felt rather good as I recall.

I have also done the "sock thing". No idea why though, it just seemed to be what you did!

Oh my days you've made my belly hurt with laughing

Did the melon squirt?

It was a seedy affair...

"

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone tried a water melon?

Would imagine it would be a wet juicy wank for a bloke! Maybe give them their first experience of a squirter!!

Actually, I have done this. You need to cut a hole in one end, then heat it in the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Felt rather good as I recall.

I have also done the "sock thing". No idea why though, it just seemed to be what you did!

Oh my days you've made my belly hurt with laughing

Did the melon squirt?

It was a seedy affair...

Stop it "

Sounded like a sticky situation

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt? "

I bet he got the odd pip out of it

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt?

I bet he got the odd pip out of it

crystal"

Honeydew you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt?

I bet he got the odd pip out of it

crystal

Honeydew you come here often?"

You could always water sports with the cheeky water melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt?

I bet he got the odd pip out of it

crystal

Honeydew you come here often?"

I like a bit of grape (fruit) play. I keep coming back for a slice of the action

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt?

I bet he got the odd pip out of it

crystal

Honeydew you come here often?"

Lol! Only just got that there now! Very good!

Awe.. you guys on the Forums crack me up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still haven't had my question answered!

Did the melon squirt?

I bet he got the odd pip out of it

crystal

Honeydew you come here often?

I like a bit of grape (fruit) play. I keep coming back for a slice of the action

crystal"

You could have a fruit gang bang!!

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