FabSwingers.com forum: If you were convicted of a crime

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

what would your crime(s) be?

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too picky for my pants, too clever for my clogs and too arsey for my ...um...anorak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm in a public place

Attempted murder of the English Language

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overthinking and over analysing everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indecent exposure..

My boobs enter a room before i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignoring the sign that says don't feed the trolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would your crime(s) be?

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too picky for my pants, too clever for my clogs and too arsey for my ...um...anorak?"

D*unken in charge of a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread killer

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Thread killer

Murderer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thread killer

Murderer!!!

Ah you brought it back to life. I got spooked when it killed the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crimes of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too naked for this island of ours -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewd behaviour in a public place, if you're in West Sussex and any such stories make the local news next week, don't expect to see me posting for a while.

Mr D will have me on the biggest naughty step after he comes and bails me out and forum privileges may be removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For saying something insensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conspiracy to pervert the course of a thread

Crimes against humour

Attempted murder of perfectly good joke.

Unnecessary sarcasm in a public place.

Anyone think of a suitable sentance?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Conspiracy to pervert the course of a thread

Crimes against humour

Attempted murder of perfectly good joke.

Unnecessary sarcasm in a public place.

Anyone think of a suitable sentance?"

Hey sarcasm is always a necessary evil so I'm going to hell and not jail lol

Being boring. I am the least boring person and if I ever become a bore pleeeeeaaaaaasssseee arest me. Make sure to use the hand cuffs when doing so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too sexy for my Stockings

Crikey I never compliment myself, what's happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For wearing killer heels

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