FabSwingers.com forum: I saw a Welshman in tears today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There i was walking through Cwmbrn park and i saw a Welshman sat on a park bench in tears. Being the kind soul i am i sat down beside him and asked what was the matter.

"It's my nickname" he said "i've had enough of it." oooh, do go in i said.

"Well, look over there at that row of terrace house, i worked all day and some nights for 5 years to build all of those. But do they call me Jones the Builder, oh no.

Look at the river, i built all those bridges over it, 10 years it took me, but do they call me Jones the builder, oh no.

Look at this park, i laid it all out and planted every tree, plant and flower, took me 15 years to finish it,but do they call me Jones the Landscape Gardener, oh no.

But, once, just once, i shagged a sheep."

I left him to his memories.