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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Write yourself a veri from the perspective of someone you'd like to meet... Can be social or sexy...tell us who it is..

Mine is from naughty pirate...

Met this special detective last night so she could take down my particulars. After a few rums we danced the hornpipe and I can safely say she swashed my buckles and shivered me timbers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is from Hottie Bottie

Who! Never heard of him.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mine is from

Met this guy last night for a drink or two, like a fine white wine hes very tasty he ordered r a seml on and after I walked in he had, my my what a cock -tail,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guessing most people read this and thought same as me

just cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This guy is the epitome of verbal rohypnol. I shagged him just so he would shut up".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From ???

GAFFA TAPE, GAGS AND ROPES

turning NO....NO into mmmmmph mmmmph since 1957

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"From ???

GAFFA TAPE, GAGS AND ROPES

turning NO....NO into mmmmmph mmmmph since 1957

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I would leave him too exhausted to write a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This girl is a BLOKE!!!!!!! Avoid like the plague, I'm straight and to find out I was being deceived like this, 5 times, shook me to my very core."

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

""This girl is a BLOKE!!!!!!! Avoid like the plague, I'm straight and to find out I was being deceived like this, 5 times, shook me to my very core.""

Haha... 5 times!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By moodymoo

Bring him a straight jacket you'll need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would leave him too exhausted to write a veri

That's almost worth accepting the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From ???

GAFFA TAPE, GAGS AND ROPES

turning NO....NO into mmmmmph mmmmph since 1957

You liked that did you? lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

From anyone:

Not as bad as I thought she would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She should have been called cuprinol.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I met Steve and he was a shit shag"

From Diamond Smiles....

Oh wait......

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

""I met Steve and he was a shit shag"

From Diamond Smiles....

Oh wait......

Along the same lines I received "She's OK but I've had better". I won't say who from but it really did make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""This girl is a BLOKE!!!!!!! Avoid like the plague, I'm straight and to find out I was being deceived like this, 5 times, shook me to my very core."

Haha... 5 times!!! "

Yeah, bit unbelievable. As if any guy I'm likely to meet can manage 5 times.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

This bloke is a fake, he says he will repeat but all I got from him was empty promises. He kisses like a goldfish and smells like a cat litter tray. The boil on his arse was fun though as it kept weeping

intermittently. Halitosis is his strong point and those tombstone teeth provide the finishing touch along with the body odour which will knock you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a skinny man:

Had to stick me knob in her mouth to shut her up. Found myself humming jelly on a plate while I was doing her from behind. Thought I was going to die when she rode me. She should have told me she had a full bladder before I jammed me fingers in her flange. I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysteriousguy: his fist is bigger than mine.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

[Removed by poster at 08/05/14 19:47:25]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dreadfully rude. Sorry. Funny though....and I so like Popeye. Make a connection between 'The Fist' and popeyes eyes popping out.

Another surreal moment in Steve-World....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a skinny man:

I much prefer to be referred to as slim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he who knows

She said i could do her up the arse while deepthroating her man. But fuck me she was tight had to spit on it loads to fit my fat cock up there.

But shes bloody noisey had to shove her head dwn on his cock so i couldnt hear her pleading for me to stop.

ffs meet then just take something to gag her

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

From Sw33tCh33ks

Met Tina and had a daft night out on the town, photobombing at will, hitting a straight bar and doing a tango in the middle of the road. She's not as bad as everyone says she is. I didn't discover anything strange in my handbag. It is true about the sweets, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a skinny man:

I much prefer to be referred to as slim."

Slim Jim

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh this thread giving me the best giggle I've had all day.

Mine from anyone that spoke to me last night at tease

Well the body was fit but the voice was a bit dodgy

Was too scared to find I out if she wasn't a bloke lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By moodymoo

Bring him a straight jacket you'll need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes being home alone to really laugh out loud and not have to give a reason why - is such a blessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone had to. There's taking one for the team but no one told me it was Team World.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone.

Well he tried...bless him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made him a bacon roll and now he won't leave!

Not telling :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met shagtonight this evening and he was fab in bed, his oral tehcniques was second to non and made me cum in minutes and he fucked really good, will come back soon for more, thanks (thought we should veri usself by the heading of the thread lol )

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

From whoever

Well she wobbled in all arse and chins, giggled profusely till I spanked her thoroughly and made her swallow my sword several times, then she bounced on my cock and dripped like a leaking tap, dirty biatch!

Would recommend her and def meet her again, look after her she is special

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

The man of the couple told me that mrs sucked cock like a Dyson. Well she certainly didn't plug it in last night. Mr also told me she had a tight flange, but it was like a dog wagging its tail in a bucket!!

Nothing I did made her cum, in fact she didn't move the whole time. Nothing to do with me having a small dick. Honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She didnt need to bend down to give me a blow job, and flinging her around the room was easy peasy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Shagtonight:

she didn't like me watching Eastenders over her shoulder and moaned when I stopped to turn it over for Cash in the Attic. She gave me a bag of Haribo for being quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By banana cake.

We had a fantastac time at the sea side and as we sat in the woods

about to grill some marshmellows, I took my hand and huged him, he gave him her

nice hot dog as she was abouit to go home and she loved the good seeing to as the sparkle of the fire stopped and we walked to back to the car hand in hand x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By banana cake.

We had a fantastac time at the sea side and as we sat in the woods

about to grill some marshmellows, I took my hand and huged him, he gave him her

nice hot dog as she was abouit to go home and she loved the good seeing to as the sparkle of the fire stopped and we walked to back to the car hand in hand x."

someone been reading Mills & Boon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By banana cake.

We had a fantastac time at the sea side and as we sat in the woods

about to grill some marshmellows, I took my hand and huged him, he gave him her

nice hot dog as she was abouit to go home and she loved the good seeing to as the sparkle of the fire stopped and we walked to back to the car hand in hand x.

someone been reading Mills & Boon

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Yes, was a very good book to lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

From Detective Hot Bot

That dirty little fucka Ryan, strapped me to the bed, blindfolded me, covered me in marmalade and shoved a burger up my chuff.

He didn't even clean me up, just scarpered down the road whistling the A Team tune.

Treat him with respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my veri's say this-

" ... "

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

By anyone

Dear god she was the best ...couldn't really tell if it was her tho as she blindfolded me, tied me up and I'm sure I heard more than one voice in the room

. Couldn't work out why the ugly next door neighbour (who's a bloke!) winked at me as I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I say? He has a fist and turned up brandishing it! Told me how great he was, never stopped talking and cracking inane one liners and silly jokes. Told me how great I looked (I know) and how much he was enjoying being there. Sat there guzzling cheap cider and ate all the peanuts.

If you ever arrange a meet with him, pray he is a time waster that doesn't turn up.

As written by all my meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters

Just wanted to chat about cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the Beach

Their yellow bus arrived on time, We chatted and promised to exchange Crayons ..The end

Gimp

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What can I say? He has a fist and turned up brandishing it! Told me how great he was, never stopped talking and cracking inane one liners and silly jokes. Told me how great I looked (I know) and how much he was enjoying being there. Sat there guzzling cheap cider and ate all the peanuts.

If you ever arrange a meet with him, pray he is a time waster that doesn't turn up.

As written by all my meets"

You forgot the halitosis

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would leave him too exhausted to write a veri

That's almost worth accepting the challenge

Alas, the person I was thinking of isn't interested in meeting me so I shall be left sobbing into a litre of (virtual) ice cream *sniffle*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you ever arrange a meet with him, pray he is a time waster that doesn't turn up.

As written by all my meets

You forgot the halitosis

Isn't it halalitosis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my veri's say this-

" ... "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .he came

,he went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By anyone....

Christ, not sure what just happened then.....but ya know what? I think I might just move house after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From thedevilinus ( I'm still optimistic )

The dirty fucking bastard, he bloody loved it when I called him a claret 'n' blue shit.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

this guy is a leg end

yes i do mean leg end.

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

"I would leave him too exhausted to write a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever arrange a meet with him, pray he is a time waster that doesn't turn up.

As written by all my meets

You forgot the halitosis

Isn't it halalitosis?

"
i had those teeth removed.

Have you two both had that rash treated successfully ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thedevilinus:

I worship paddys cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thedevilinus:

I worship paddys cock"

That's odd, I never actually told you I go in for cock worship......

You been hiding in my Pampas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a random stranger I me on online

...... She turned up and I was on the phone. She couldn't wait to suck my cock and she did with passion. We went upstairs and she decided to ride me cowgirl. As she was jiggling about I asked if her boobs were real !

Fuck she soaked me and the bed !

Oh. Blushing its true but they are real ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From : User No Longer On Site

Showed up with a carrier bag full of KFC wipes as he said he didn't have time to shower all week. I think he took the cock picture he sent me with a macro lens and only managed 3 pumps before he rolled over and went to sleep. I don't think this site is for me.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

By user no longer on site

I only invited him around again to apologise for being a crap shag on our first meet,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From: popeye

Well she persuaded me to meet her by promising a ride on the tram folllowed by chicken n chips for dinner.

She is totaly genuine and fulfilled my fantasy. But take note guys if u give her wine ul have to kiss her to shut her up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From: popeye

Well she persuaded me to meet her by promising a ride on the tram folllowed by chicken n chips for dinner.

She is totaly genuine and fulfilled my fantasy. But take note guys if u give her wine ul have to kiss her to shut her up!"

.....shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a man who wishes to remain anonymous:

The only way I could get her to shut up with the smart-mouthed wise-cracks was to stick my cock in her mouth. I therefore did so repeatedly.

The sex was adequate. Treat her with disrespect fellas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From: popeye

Well she persuaded me to meet her by promising a ride on the tram folllowed by chicken n chips for dinner.

She is totaly genuine and fulfilled my fantasy. But take note guys if u give her wine ul have to kiss her to shut her up!

.....shhhhhhh

U mean u wouldnt tell them im genuine ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From: popeye

Well she persuaded me to meet her by promising a ride on the tram folllowed by chicken n chips for dinner.

She is totaly genuine and fulfilled my fantasy. But take note guys if u give her wine ul have to kiss her to shut her up!

.....shhhhhhh

U mean u wouldnt tell them im genuine ??

I wouldn't have that many spelling mistakes for starters!!

Dixy chicken?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fat lard ass who loves vodka and gives a pretty good blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat lard ass who loves vodka and gives a pretty good blow job

FAKE VERIFY!- you cant verify yourself!.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fat lard ass who loves vodka and gives a pretty good blow job

FAKE VERIFY!- you cant verify yourself!.

I just read the thread fully lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat lard ass who loves vodka and gives a pretty good blow job

FAKE VERIFY!- you cant verify yourself!.

Report and block paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat lard ass who loves vodka and gives a pretty good blow job

FAKE VERIFY!- you cant verify yourself!.

I just read the thread fully lol "

Miss Cheekychops:

sweet face, nice hair..likes opening her lips and having her inner labia massaged by tongues fingers and cock, before taking it hard and deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat lard ass who loves vodka and gives a pretty good blow job

FAKE VERIFY!- you cant verify yourself!.

Report and block paddy

will do...she...or HE is making a mockery of this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Blondecaz

He's a cheeky basstad that one, typical cockney wanker, banging on me hotel door with his trousers undone waving that little chipolata around. My first thought was he had nicked it from the breakfast buffet. He fell over and landed on top of me as I dragged him in the door, banging his head, I had forgotten about his trousers around his ankles. I offered him a slosh of mouthwash but he thought it was cheap scotch and downed the whole bottle.

After a whole lot of huffing and grunting I finally got out from underneath him. No idea if he passed out from the mouthwash or banging his head again. The upside was he stayed hard for the whole two hours that he was out cold.

He refused my offer to keep my knickers as a souvenir mumbling something about skid marks that I couldn't really make out.

Make sure he brings peppermints

Ps: thanks for pointing it out, the rash has nearly gone now that it has stopped itching.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

From MysteriousGuy:

Be careful accepting a drink from this woman. I woke in her hotel bed naked with a banging head, god knows how she managed to drag me there from the Costa down the road without anyone noticing...the 6 fingered hand round my manhood felt a bit strange, then I noticed the webbing...at this point I begged for another drink but the rotten bitch said she wanted me awake and contributing to proceedings...

Eventually she was sated and I spotted an opportunity to make my escape, unfortunately I couldn't find my clothes and the Salvation Army Woman's Conference delegates certainly noticed me and called the police...

I'm now barred from every Ibis hotel as well as being persona non grata at all Sally Army Citadels...the judge gave me time to pay my fine and I'm sure the therapy will eventually enable me to leave the house.

Treat this lady with great respect...or at the very least, a flame thrower...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

From Blondecaz

Steve welcomed me with open arms. He had to - he was shackled to a cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/05/14 14:13:09]"

thankfully steve removed his veri of me...it was too close to my bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This veri didn't leave a name

Christ this guy was as hard as a stick of Blackpool rock (the pink minty type, not the soft stripy fruity one), if only he could make his mind up as to which hole he wanted to fuck.

He tried all 3 but chose my big tits to cum on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This veri didn't leave a name

Christ this guy was as hard as a stick of Blackpool rock (the pink minty type, not the soft stripy fruity one), if only he could make his mind up as to which hole he wanted to fuck.

He tried all 3 but chose my big tits to cum on. "

mmm minty

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