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What was the last lie you told?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Was it a big one or an ickle one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably some little one to a grandchild. Can't remember though,I try to be honest with them and don't bother lying to adults

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

good mornin?. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never lie

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The tooth fairy must have known you were staying up late and you must be on her list for tonight!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'll be back love! "
I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie. "

It was the carpet!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The tooth fairy must have known you were staying up late and you must be on her list for tonight!"
How much is the tooth fairy paying these days?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.

It was the carpet! "
Crunchy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ach you're gorgeous!

to my reflection about ten minutes ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promise I won't come in your mouth.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Laine stop fibbing!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Promise I won't come in your mouth."
And she believed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise I won't come in your mouth."

You can if you like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.

It was the carpet! Crunchy? "

I didn't dare look down I said I had to rush but yeh very crunchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise I won't come in your mouth.And she believed you? "

Only when I said that the cheque is in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger beat me to it

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.

It was the carpet! Crunchy?

I didn't dare look down I said I had to rush but yeh very crunchy. "
Yukkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be back love! I would imagine thats a repetitive lie.

It was the carpet! Crunchy?

I didn't dare look down I said I had to rush but yeh very crunchy. Yukkkkk "

I was only there 5 mins too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No "
Naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read any verifications I've left

Booker Prize for fiction

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

Dirty old town


"Promise I won't come in your mouth."

Sh can feel you about to cum and will move if she don't want a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Naughty. "

But what was the question?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No Naughty.

But what was the question? "
Can I stick this marrow up ya bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise I won't come in your mouth.

Sh can feel you about to cum and will move if she don't want a mouthful "

Not if you have hold of the back of her head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Naughty.

But what was the question? Can I stick this marrow up ya bum? "

Ha! You could try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laine stop fibbing! "

That's exactly what my reflection said to me !!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Laine stop fibbing!

That's exactly what my reflection said to me !!! "
Mine said the same thing, funny that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be home too late

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"The tooth fairy must have known you were staying up late and you must be on her list for tonight!How much is the tooth fairy paying these days?"

£1 a tiny teddy and a flower in an organza bag round here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah if course I'll be there on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is noone who boils my piss

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"There is noone who boils my piss "
Fibber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber! "

I've just added to my list (not a fib)

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!

I've just added to my list (not a fib)"
Bet its not as long as mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never shagged a sheep while I was in wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!

I've just added to my list (not a fib)Bet its not as long as mine.... "

We could compare sometime. You show me yours and I'll show you mine

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!

I've just added to my list (not a fib)Bet its not as long as mine....

We could compare sometime. You show me yours and I'll show you mine "
I have heard that one before, got me into trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't mind watching that rear scamper around the field outside my office, trying to catch a sheep though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is noone who boils my piss Fibber!

I've just added to my list (not a fib)Bet its not as long as mine....

We could compare sometime. You show me yours and I'll show you mine I have heard that one before, got me into trouble. "

It was the line used in my first ever threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, your bum doesnt look big in that.

Maybe wasn't my very last, but it was the last until i came round again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, sorry I don't have Skype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't mind watching that rear scamper around the field outside my office, trying to catch a sheep though "
The farmer did not feel that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never shagged a sheep while I was in wales "

Why was there wool all over the inside of your wellies then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, sorry I don't have Skype "
ive caught a crab

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over a year ago

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.im fine . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab "

And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never shagged a sheep while I was in wales

Why was there wool all over the inside of your wellies then? "
It just run at me and put its back legs in me wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab

And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right "
It would of fed a family of 6 . Honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never told a lie.

oops theres my last one

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

i fell and must have slipped inside her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab

And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right It would of fed a family of 6 . Honestly "

Ie, 6 midges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, sorry I don't have Skype ive caught a crab

And it was thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big Ie right It would of fed a family of 6 . Honestly

Ie, 6 midges"
wellllll !!! How do

You expect to catch a crab with a fish in a bag . I ask yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i havnt been watching porn all day I was watching loose women

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