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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

We need pictures!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh of course lemme get up get my phone and take a selfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch. At least you can do the splits again red xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch. At least you can do the splits again red xx"

Every cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ouch. At least you can do the splits again red xx

Every cloud "

Opens up a whole new world. Cue for a song here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue "

Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my gosh thats made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoaaarrrrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my gosh thats made me laugh! "

Glad to be of service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are still waiting for the selfies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue

Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now! "

Aw he's got a conscience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The home is the most likely place to have an accident. How are you walking now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you lose a cucumber too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my gosh thats made me laugh!

Glad to be of service! "

I walked head first into a glass shower door the other day as I thought it was open....you can laugh back at my banged knee and head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The home is the most likely place to have an accident. How are you walking now? "

I'm surpsingly ok! Thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you lose a cucumber too?"

No just my dignity

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my gosh thats made me laugh!

Glad to be of service!

I walked head first into a glass shower door the other day as I thought it was open....you can laugh back at my banged knee and head "

Haha the dog walked into the patio doors last week, the kids have done it too, I laugh every time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Did you lose a cucumber too?

No just my dignity "
Its hiding with mine after I did the splits on the ladder washing the windows and was stuck for half an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you lose a cucumber too?

No just my dignity Its hiding with mine after I did the splits on the ladder washing the windows and was stuck for half an hour. "

Pahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue

Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now! "

Warning......posts like these when read on the sly in work, result in having to clean the tea off of your computer screen whilst hastily cobbling an excuse together to explain to your office colleagues the reason for your messy outburst and fit of giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue

Oh dear!I tripped over the dog last night whilist walking down the stairs,went skidding down on my back and have grazed both elbows.The air was more than blue and the dog is refusing to make eye contact with me now!

Warning......posts like these when read on the sly in work, result in having to clean the tea off of your computer screen whilst hastily cobbling an excuse together to explain to your office colleagues the reason for your messy outburst and fit of giggles "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't be lazy and clean the kitchen floor with floor wipes with your foot, this could result in you ending up in a position on the floor that you may or may not have managed since you were 12, could also result in the air turning blue

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Erm.... Not funny!

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