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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone think to ever run a Hoover around here? It's disgusting. I can't live like this. Can't you even wash a plate once you've used it? Oh. I'll buy milk again shall I? I'm certain you think milk fairies bring it. The bin is full - anyone think to empty it? Or shall we just play bin-Jenga and see how much rubbish we can get to balance on top? We stuck to the cleaning rota for all of one day. And don't get me started on the toilet - it looks like the one in Trainspotting.

I'm going to live at my mums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the door on your way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like bin jenga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care as long as no one sits in my seat.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

stop moaning and get on with it,i shall expect it spotless when I get back from work,and don't forget the plug ins I like cherry and vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care as long as no one sits in my seat."

Im already in it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't care as long as no one sits in my seat.

Im already in it "
Careful, he is anus mad.....guard ya bum with ya life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not my turn. I gutted this place last year, jeese surely its someone elses turn now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry about that I'm just tired. I hate to moan, but since taking on another job, you know, it would be nice if you'd made a little effort now and again.

I'll make some tea.

Shall we go away together? Just us, no kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure we can all be adults about this. More involved the quicker its done. Bagsie me not emptying the bin.

No sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should just torch the place and find a new lounge.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Grab me a bin liner then. If there is bin juice I'm going to pull the most unattractive face in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab me a bin liner then. If there is bin juice I'm going to pull the most unattractive face in the world."

Need one the size of a body bag to fit that lot it. Ill hold it open for you then ill get on with the windows. If anyone calls me a wi dow licker better look out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much work getting done here. X

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The purple bean bag with the stains IS MINE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The purple bean bag with the stains IS MINE!!!"

Yeah, sorry about the stains.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"The purple bean bag with the stains IS MINE!!!

Yeah, sorry about the stains. "

It's OK bro any bag in a storm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care as long as no one sits in my seat."

SU, you missed a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CN someone move that pizzabox from the sideboard, I want to sit down.

Is he back from his mums yet?

Bring doughnuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place is worse than a teachers staff room. My flip flop is stuck to the carpet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CN someone move that pizzabox from the sideboard, I want to sit down.

Is he back from his mums yet?

Bring doughnuts!

"

My mum is still at Morrisons - she should have been back at 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I've just been and bought a Roomba for in here since someone violated the last hoover to death.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

game of naked twister anyone that stuffs shit hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't make the mess so I'm not helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feather duster. As long as I can wear my French maids outfit to put the duster over the china

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

lets eat micro dots and pretend we are geese in a flap. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/05/14 11:41:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will snap . I mean wash the curtains !! Well I had no where else to wipe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better make sure all those forks and spoons are sparkling and arranged properly. The mats better be straight. Don't want anything wonky. Better be organised according to shapes and sizes...

...and don't touch the hoover. I do the hoovering and the cleaning in my own way. Just stay out my way you lot whilst i make it all spick and span!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better make sure all those forks and spoons are sparkling and arranged properly. The mats better be straight. Don't want anything wonky. Better be organised according to shapes and sizes...

...and don't touch the hoover. I do the hoovering and the cleaning in my own way. Just stay out my way you lot whilst i make it all spick and span!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen as though you said it twice . I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I've just been and bought a Roomba for in here since someone violated the last hoover to death. "

Someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I've just been and bought a Roomba for in here since someone violated the last hoover to death.

Someone? "

Well now you mention it, Pops seems to be quite attached to the hoover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, I've just been and bought a Roomba for in here since someone violated the last hoover to death.

Someone?

Well now you mention it, Pops seems to be quite attached to the hoover..."

attached as in stuck in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hoover bag ain't that big, it will be a tight fit. Even for pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hoover bag ain't that big, it will be a tight fit. Even for pops"

is it aini hoover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still licking windows. They taste a tad salty.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"CN someone move that pizzabox from the sideboard, I want to sit down.

Is he back from his mums yet?

Bring doughnuts!

My mum is still at Morrisons - she should have been back at 10.

"

Is she back yet? Maybe she met one of your mates...did she have a smile on her face and walk a bit funny???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a thong stuffed down the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont get this

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I dusted it last year, surely it's got to be somebody else's turn ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dusted it last year, surely it's got to be somebody else's turn ffs "

just get the pledge and duster ram. We are gonba get told off if its not cleaned. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah looks like I've turned up too late to help

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

theres somethin blocking this pipe thing? i dont know what the gooey stuff is? or even what the pipe is its dark. anyone any ideas ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grab me a bin liner then. If there is bin juice I'm going to pull the most unattractive face in the world."

eugh made my belly flip inside did that thought

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I dusted it last year, surely it's got to be somebody else's turn ffs

just get the pledge and duster ram. We are gonba get told off if its not cleaned. Xx"

Pledge ya need to get some Barry on the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found a thong stuffed down the sofa "

Ooops

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Those nets could do with a wash too! If someone gets em down I will soak em ... In Domestos ( got some left over from my false teeth pot )

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


" theres somethin blocking this pipe thing? i dont know what the gooey stuff is? or even what the pipe is its dark. anyone any ideas ?"
help its back firing smelly white stuff and when the hot water hits it then it goes all stringy and hard? what the fuck is it?

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