FabSwingers.com forum: Tenuous advertising

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So begins the mad rush to get your product associated with football in the vain hope it might sell some more product.

So use this thread to post the most tenuously linked products you've seen for our gratification. And no nicking them from Private Eye.

I'll start, Pot Noodle Brazilian Steak flavour. (I'm guessing it's their beef flavour just repackaged).

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Waxing...self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazilian Lucozade. Their aim is to get a brazilian into your hand for the summer. Its a little like what we're hoping for on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pringooooaaaaallllls

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

There's a mouthwash that links to football..... how the hell did they pull that off?

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"There's a mouthwash that links to football..... how the hell did they pull that off?

I saw that. Bizarre link to football.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

" And no nicking them from Private Eye.

Damn! I was going to mine the desperate marketing section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" And no nicking them from Private Eye.

Damn! I was going to mine the desperate marketing section

Ha! I'm onto you!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Pele advertised Viagra for years. Never quite understood the connection

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

that one where he reckons it would be a good idea to get a 60 inch tele to see her gardening programmes better, not sure who its about... probably currys or something

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

"that one where he reckons it would be a good idea to get a 60 inch tele to see her gardening programmes better, not sure who its about... probably currys or something"

That isn't tenuous advertising.

Those are great adverts about using tenuous excuses to get a TV to watch the football.

I might try those excuses myself to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gillette have a football razor. Has a George cross on the handle.

It's good see, while you're down the pub, watching the football and shaving, everyone will know what team you support.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There's a mouthwash that links to football..... how the hell did they pull that off?

I've just seen that

"Your mouth has a lot to cope with during the World Cup..."

Uhhh ok...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

there was one today with lovely looking models kicking a football .. rather well i thought .. fuck knows what they were advertising though lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pele advertised Viagra for years. Never quite understood the connection

Playing keepy-uppy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pele advertised Viagra for years. Never quite understood the connection

Playing keepy-uppy?

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