FabSwingers.com forum: joke

By *3 tick OP Man
over a year ago

wigan

just realised why all Hurricanes are named after women..Its because when they arrive they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your car and house...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Hurricane Andrew?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats an old en, true though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like Hurricane Andrew?

I watched a flm with a woman called andrew (whichi just thought was wong, but hey ho)...an there's also andie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The truth is they alternate. A to Z in male names, then A to Z in female names, etc.

Which proves only that one pedant will bring a hundred more...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is interesting about hurricanes:

*************************************

Hurricanes names are chosen from a list selected by the World Meteorological Organization. The Atlantic is assigned six lists of names, with one list used each year. Every sixth year, the first list begins again. Each name on the list starts with a different letter, for example, the name of the very first hurricane of the season starts with the letter A, the next starts with the letter B, and so on. The letters "Q", "U", "X", "Y" and "Z", however, are not used.

Often when an unusually destructive hurricane hits, that hurricane's name is retired and never used again. Since 1954, forty names have been retired. In 1996 Hurricane Luis was retired.

Names are genderised alternately, female-male-female-male etc

**************************************

2009/2014

Ana

Bill

Claudette

Danny

Erika

Fabian

Grace

Henri

Isabel

Juan

Kate

Larry

Mindy

Nicholas

Odette

Peter

Rose

Sam

Teresa

Victor

Wanda

2010/2015

Alex

Bonnie

Charley

Danielle

Earl

Frances

Georges*

Hermine

Ivan

Jeanne

Karl

Lisa

Mitch*

Nicole

Otto

Paula

Richard

Shary

Tomas

Virginie

Walter

Retired Names:

Agnes 1972

Alicia 1983

Allen 1980

Allison 2001

Andrew 1992

Anita 1977

Audrey 1957

Betsy 1965

Beulah 1967

Bob 1991

Camille 1969

Carla 1961

Carmen 1974

Carol 1954

Celia 1970

Cesar 1996

Charley 2004

Cleo 1964

Connie 1955

David 1979

Dean 2007

Dennis 2005

Diana 1990

Diane 1955

Donna 1960

Dora 1964

Edna 1968

Elena 1985

Eloise 1975

Fabian 2003

Felix 2007

Fifi 1974

Flora 1963

Floyd 1999

Fran 1996

Frances 2004

Frederic 1979

Georges 1998

Gilbert 1988

Gloria 1985

Gustav 2008

Hattie 1961

Hazel 1954

Hilda 1964

Hortense 1996

Hugo 1989

Ike 2008

Inez 1966

Ione 1955

Iris 2001

Isabel 2003

Isidore 2002

Ivan 2004

Janet 1955

Jeanne 2004

Joan 1988

Juan 2003

Katrina 2005

Keith 2000

Klaus 1990

Lenny 1999

Lili 2002

Luis 1995

Marilyn 1995

Michelle 2001

Mitch 1998

Noel 2007

Opal 1995

Paloma 2008

Rita 2005

Roxanne 1995

Stan 2005

Wilma 2005

Can you tell I'm bored?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

hurricane hortense... i like it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Like Hurricane Andrew?

a trans-sexual hurricane lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurricane Wilma lol wonder if she was followed by hurricane pebbles, hurricane fred and hurricane dino! Wouldnt it be great naming them after cartoon charecters? imagine Hurricane Mutley lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

hehehe ! now that would be fun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont see no mention of hurricane higgins ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

and dont tell bumpkin otherwsie there will be hurricane ngines, complete with technical details

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread