FabSwingers.com forum: Putting yourself over aka Fab meeting agency

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's often said, that a persons profile is where they sell themselves to potential meets on here, however, it doesn't matter how well written your profile is if no one ever reads it, so this thread is a place where you can talk about your most attractive attributes, and hopefully convince the people you might be interested in meeting to come and check you out

Personally, I see myself as a pretty intelligent guy who enjoys being able to converse with the ladies I meet, though sometimes I think my deepness can put off women who might think that comes across a little heavy, but just because I like to think a lot doesn't mean that I can't also be much lighter at times as I also think I have a good sense of humour. As for my pictures, I enjoy working out and am also well endowed, so like to think I wrap up my more cerebral qualities in a pretty pleasing package.

...its been such a long time since I wrote my profile I'd forgotten how hard it can be to actually put yourself yourself on here, its like talking to an answering machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That went well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?"

do you kis? do you social only on a first meet? do you perer regular or one off?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

My personality is my favourite attribute, although as far as the site goes my features would be my sexual liberation and communication skills.

Hard to get those across on a profile and very few people read them which is a shame as it would save time and make me more likely to be interested if they had read my stuff and fitted my preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?

do you kis? do you social only on a first meet? do you perer regular or one off?"

I kiss,social can lead to sex or no social straight to bed,prefer regular but sometimes a one off happens because you can't know it's going to be a one off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That went well."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?"

OK you will do.... Oh damn Romford

For me I have large ambidextrous thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?

OK you will do.... Oh damn Romford

For me I have large ambidextrous thumbs

you can do two thumbs up!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I think I ve managed to capture myself pretty well in the text,

first and foremost there has to be a physical attraction on that basis I m in pretty good shape for my age, others will decide if my face fits the rest of me,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?"

As a single male, I'm not going to deny I find those things appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncy boobs,curvy arse,high heels and a fabulously filthy laugh

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I consider myself intelligent, with a dry sense of humour, and an abiding love of Victorian art, and opera.

I also have an awesome bum, love sucking cock, and can go like a barn door in the wind.

Renaissance woman, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lot of things all rolled into one. I'm intellectual, but i often like to discard that and have lighthearted bubbly banter. I'm quite comfy being a sexual person and communicating my desires or needs. and when i finally get my hands.... or other parts...on a ccock i know i want, I'm quite enthusiastic about my enjoyment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?"
you forgot to contact me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to socialise first with a coffee or a drink. A kiss hello is nice, im touchy-feely too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm the life model for the Venus of Willdendorf but with nice frocks. Chatty and selfish but I have big boobs so it generally works out ok.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think the site works fine anyway??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?

As a single male, I'm not going to deny I find those things appealing."

and I love doing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do joined up writing and have my own crayons and the Mrs can suck a rugby ball up a 100mtr Hosepipe

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Boobies and bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Boobies and bum

And your avatar is amazing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality sells itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I am a good talker. Not someone who blabbers on incoherently, but someone that talks enough to keep the other person(s) interested, as well as being a great listener also.

I'm a flirt, I like to tease, I'd like to think I'm charming in some way also.

Peoples needs come first, mine second.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I make people value their own company, good locks on their doors, moats and murder holes.

These bonuses to life only become apparent after meeting me....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .I've got the best touch in Europe probably the whole solar system but im not a whore . . . .ooh chase me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kisses turn social meets into play meets.

I also tend to give people the shakes no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are fun too be with and Lucy is a dab hand with a crop or paddle!! But isn't scary at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a stalkerish or only text every three months

So that's an advantage over most here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself. "

By that logic, diamonds mine themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the greatest carrot cake with cream cheese frosting

And I can do a mean eggy bread

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

No good at describing myself.

Anyone that's met me feel free... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

By that logic, diamonds mine themselves."

Is that how you see yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

By that logic, diamonds mine themselves.

Is that how you see yourself?"

No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it."

You don't think women search through profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself. "

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?"

Most likely, but I'd rather try and get the attention myself of the sort of woman I'd enjoy meeting, rather than wait for her to go through some 10,000 other male profiles before she reaches mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

Lol, indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

this makes finding the right man quite time consuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?

Most likely, but I'd rather try and get the attention myself of the sort of woman I'd enjoy meeting, rather than wait for her to go through some 10,000 other male profiles before she reaches mine."

Thats because of the 10,000 there are at least a 1000 they will go for first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

this makes finding the right man quite time consuming"

I would think its a real pain for women as the place is full of freezers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

this makes finding the right man quite time consuming

I would think its a real pain for women as the place is full of freezers.

yes but when you do find the real peacocks it's worth the hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brrr it's cold in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter what's on my profile or what I write here .... I have three holes and tits, usually suffices for most of those who try to contact me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

this makes finding the right man quite time consuming

I would think its a real pain for women as the place is full of freezers.

yes but when you do find the real peacocks it's worth the hard work

Im a peacock in training I might be a pheasant though the mirror needs cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?"

I don't, I close my eyes and point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?

I don't, I close my eyes and point."

I don't. I can never find anyone I like. I'm a useless shopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just let people read the profile - if they can make it to the end with a straight face, or think 'what an asshat', then they are not the kind of people I'd want to meet as they simply wouldn't 'get' me!

I'm so laid back about all this swinging malarkey it probably reduces my chances to be honest.

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By *inkyNGotchaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"I just let people read the profile - if they can make it to the end with a straight face, or think 'what an asshat', then they are not the kind of people I'd want to meet as they simply wouldn't 'get' me!

I'm so laid back about all this swinging malarkey it probably reduces my chances to be honest."

I've just read your profile and it had me

in stitches... Humour and confidence are sexy... Eye contact and being slightly mischievous are my traits as well as my cahoonahs and accent

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How hard a thread is this?

I am me..... & he is not me but is very much himself

We don't aspire to be anything other than what we are. We are articulate, good company.

Thank god for verifications

Julie x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?

Most likely, but I'd rather try and get the attention myself of the sort of woman I'd enjoy meeting, rather than wait for her to go through some 10,000 other male profiles before she reaches mine."

Given such a small proportion of site members use the fora, and those who do are likely to be aware of your existence already, I doubt this will help you much.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

Oh I don't know. Considering peacocks strut about thinking they are something amazing and frequently show off with flashy advertising, I'd say there are a lot of peacocks here.

All ego, no substance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?

Most likely, but I'd rather try and get the attention myself of the sort of woman I'd enjoy meeting, rather than wait for her to go through some 10,000 other male profiles before she reaches mine.

Given such a small proportion of site members use the fora, and those who do are likely to be aware of your existence already, I doubt this will help you much."

Most of my messages are from people who don't use the forums, so I'll disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sucking cock,anal and I swallow. Have I forgotten anything?"

yes id love. to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syd should think before he speaks but he's fair to middling in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was asked the least attractive man in the public eye it would be Christiano Ronaldo. He appears to be the embodiment of what I would say is a peacock. Strutting and vain with no discernible humility and very little substance. I call him 'me, me, me'

Note I said appears to be, no I do not know him.

I'd prefer the frozen chicken.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

According to another thread, the trick is actually hot chicken, deep fried in a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Quality sells itself. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quality sells itself.

You are not wrong there it does but you have to figure in some frozen chickens try to con women they are peacocks when they are not.

According to another thread, the trick is actually hot chicken, deep fried in a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices...."

Finger licking good, that's why.

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

laceby

Frozen chicken for sale here ....

eBay 345787432235678

Cash on collection only please ... X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm me.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm me. "

Get yer coat............!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer the frozen chicken."

What about a frozen peacock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer the frozen chicken.

What about a frozen peacock?"

I already have the peas....can I just have the cock, please?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No, my point is that whilst quality is important, it still needs someone to purposely look for it - it can't 'sell itself' if there's no one to buy it.

You don't think women search through profiles?

Most likely, but I'd rather try and get the attention myself of the sort of woman I'd enjoy meeting, rather than wait for her to go through some 10,000 other male profiles before she reaches mine.

Given such a small proportion of site members use the fora, and those who do are likely to be aware of your existence already, I doubt this will help you much.

Most of my messages are from people who don't use the forums, so I'll disagree."

If most of your messages are from people who don't use the fora, that supports my suggestion that advertising yourself on the fora won't help much.

Those who do read the fora will probably be aware of your existence without the need for you to start threads advertising yourself. And those who don't read the fora won't see them.

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