FabSwingers.com forum: Fab The Movie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are currently looking for 3,544,443 men and 8 women to replicate Fab on the big screen.

To get the role men must write in with as many hopeless messages as they can, and send as many poor quality cock photos as they muster. Extra consideration will be given to those with TV remotes and a can of value lager next to their appendage.

The women must appear vague and disinterested, preferably without a photo, or at least one taken on a Polaroid camera in the 80's. They should be aged 18-99 and not be wiling to travel to the filming.

Good luck to all.

The Producer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm already considering the choices for the inevitable movie soundtrack album tie-in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be an extra please SU?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I want a starring role

Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be an extra please SU?"

My casting couch is in the corner.

Pop your clothes off ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be an extra please SU?

My casting couch is in the corner.

Pop your clothes off ma'am.

if i took me clothes off it would be a comedy

but im game.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No TG's in this fillum

Where on earth did I put that number for Equity's complaints dept...

Possibly next to the picture of Sean Connery with a note to complain about how whatever he is in, he always plays a jock called Sean Connery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No TG's in this fillum

Where on earth did I put that number for Equity's complaints dept...

Possibly next to the picture of Sean Connery with a note to complain about how whatever he is in, he always plays a jock called Sean Connery.

You are in!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think you need an older mans perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready for my close-up Mr de Mille...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to apply for the Stylists position.

I can Flounce

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!"

More like a remake of Alfred Hitchcocks Classic..The Birds fly down n eat the Worms.

I'l get me coat

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!"

Or they could do a war film and do helicopters with their cocks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

With the amount of male torsos on display and the apparent male to female ratio I reckon more like 300.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

ok ok ok ive got a brilliant original title . . . .absolutely fabulous ?.. . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it gonna be set in a field? A bit like braveheart, you fellas need to paint yourselves blue and shake your cocks at us!!

Or they could do a war film and do helicopters with their cocks

or a sexed up version of star wars where all cocks turn into light sabres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be the films BBW please

i can specialize in squashing and tit wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha! hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok ok ok ive got a brilliant original title . . . .absolutely fabulous ?.. . .

Can I have a word?

My office now please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ok ok ive got a brilliant original title . . . .absolutely fabulous ?.. . .

Can I have a word?

My office now please."

See....if you'd said orifice it could have been Carry on Fabbing.....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"ok ok ok ive got a brilliant original title . . . .absolutely fabulous ?.. . .

Can I have a word?

My office now please.

See....if you'd said orifice it could have been Carry on Fabbing.....

"
. .ooh Mrs. .you are awful . . .but i like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the amount of male torsos on display and the apparent male to female ratio I reckon more like 300."

Ah look out for the 300 arrows! "Tonight we fuck in the shade" lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

And into the Valley of Death rode the 300

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is getting messy.... and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.

I'm still with the fluffers getting ready

Two tics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.

I'm still with the fluffers getting ready

Two tics"

ok.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll be no. 3,544,444 if that's ok, I don't mind sloppy millions.

After all a shag is a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be no. 3,544,444 if that's ok, I don't mind sloppy millions.

After all a shag is a shag

Just make sure you tie scaffold boards to your boots when you enter that Valley

Gimp

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Has the position of fluffier gone yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the position of fluffier gone yet?"

Wouldn't that mean you'd actually have to be able to arouse men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send my portfolio of head shots. Well, one head shot. Black shadow on a white background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.

I'm still with the fluffers getting ready

Two tics"

Can I be your fluffer???? Too shy for the cameras

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm excuse me mr producer im still sat on the casting couch naked. Getting a tad cold here.

I'm still with the fluffers getting ready

Two tics

Can I be your fluffer???? Too shy for the cameras

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even viagra wont help this flop

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Can I be the reproducer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexcetera would have nothing on "FABS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need an American girl? I'll have to a audition by webcam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be the hairy faced short arse please?

Cheers big ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I auditioned, the producer made me get my clothes off, took advantage of me and then told me he'd be in touch and still never called.

I feel so used and abused that I might just start a thread about it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been given the part of Mrs. Overall with 2 soups !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a part for me? pathetic hanger oner maybe?

i could be a couch if you need one.

or a stool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we be the tim wasters, really can't be bothered today so we could really method act it for you?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can we be the tim wasters, really can't be bothered today so we could really method act it for you?"

You said that last time !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No! That's the boom mic; it's not supposed to go there! And step away from the steadicam harness...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello

I need a man with a shit profile, ambiguous photos, poor spelling and he must then post a thread about why women aren't queuing up at his door ready to suck his cock.

Please quote ref: fab must be broken

The Producer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we be the tim wasters, really can't be bothered today so we could really method act it for you?

You said that last time !"

That proves our point, see how good we are at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a need it to be a musical!!

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