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"Sounds like a wet dream to me . lol xx " it really happened im still buzzing like a little kid x | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!!" "side of Morrisons" classy | |||
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"Sounds like a wet dream to me . lol xx it really happened im still buzzing like a little kid x" I am sure it did . lol | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!! "side of Morrisons" classy " Now if it was Waitrose !!!!! | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!! "side of Morrisons" classy Now if it was Waitrose !!!!!" Far more upmarket | |||
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"I did once have a thing with a friends 18 year old son but we managed to keep it in the bedroom. Her bedroom " This dont make sense. Son but her bedroom x | |||
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"I did once have a thing with a friends 18 year old son but we managed to keep it in the bedroom. Her bedroom This dont make sense. Son but her bedroom x" Read it again. | |||
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"How old is your best mate ?" 27 | |||
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"I did once have a thing with a friends 18 year old son but we managed to keep it in the bedroom. Her bedroom This dont make sense. Son but her bedroom x" I think she means she fucked her friends son on her friends bed......classy. | |||
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"Why am i getting the feeling this is going to come bacj and shit on me??? X" Because you are a 30 year old man who has just written what sounds, to me, like the adolescent yearnings of a teenager. | |||
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"Why am i getting the feeling this is going to come bacj and shit on me??? X Because you are a 30 year old man who has just written what sounds, to me, like the adolescent yearnings of a teenager." But kudos for using the term 'full nipple on' : that tickled me | |||
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"Why am i getting the feeling this is going to come bacj and shit on me??? X Because you are a 30 year old man who has just written what sounds, to me, like the adolescent yearnings of a teenager." lol them yearning ooo can do strange thing to you. | |||
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"Morrisons... Wow, who says romance is dead... " Would of been better at st marys lighthouse are doown whitley bay beach...... | |||
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"How come i say something what happened to.me at weekend and im getting abuse for it. Ok it was wrong, my mates mother and all that but we were both d*unk. My fantasy is to fuck a woman ive just met who is older than me and knows what she wants in her house with her answering door to me in summit sexy and fucking all over the house. Thats what i want. " The reality is some will tease you a little for posting it others will gleefully have a snide dig because they think its cool and makes them look better which it doesn't. | |||
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"Exciting prospect but wrong imo. Any friends of mine did that to me there'd be a price to pay. " According to a recent thread if you felt anything negative that makes you want to lash out at this bloke (your mate). You're entirely to blame and not him | |||
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"I did once have a thing with a friends 18 year old son but we managed to keep it in the bedroom. Her bedroom This dont make sense. Son but her bedroom x I think she means she fucked her friends son on her friends bed......classy." He only had a single bed lol | |||
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"How come i say something what happened to.me at weekend and im getting abuse for it. Ok it was wrong, my mates mother and all that but we were both d*unk. My fantasy is to fuck a woman ive just met who is older than me and knows what she wants in her house with her answering door to me in summit sexy and fucking all over the house. Thats what i want. Thanks. Ive only had one meet on here so nothing to post from thing ive done on here. And that was a social lol. The reality is some will tease you a little for posting it others will gleefully have a snide dig because they think its cool and makes them look better which it doesn't." | |||
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"How come i say something what happened to.me at weekend and im getting abuse for it. Ok it was wrong, my mates mother and all that but we were both d*unk. My fantasy is to fuck a woman ive just met who is older than me and knows what she wants in her house with her answering door to me in summit sexy and fucking all over the house. Thats what i want. " I wouldn't take anything to heart on here. You had a great time and enjoyed it,so did she. Doesn't matter what anyone here thinks about it | |||
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"I did once have a thing with a friends 18 year old son but we managed to keep it in the bedroom. Her bedroom " Lucky boy!! | |||
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"I did once have a thing with a friends 18 year old son but we managed to keep it in the bedroom. Her bedroom " Lucky guy is the biggest understatement anyone could ever use here. | |||
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"Crush on a older woman at your Gym hows that op ? should like you have a thing for older woman . " ive told you before this comment i have a thing for older woman. Aww and the gym.one never got back to me by the way. Gave her work card and my number on it. Sorry for being honest | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!! "side of Morrisons" classy " could have been poundstretcher, oh, sorry, he pounded as he stretched her.... | |||
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"Never thought about CCTV ooops and people no me who work there.......... I blame the Drinkand we all do stupid things when d*unk. " tut tut your not ment to call a woman stupid after fuckin her | |||
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"How come i say something what happened to.me at weekend and im getting abuse for it. Ok it was wrong, my mates mother and all that but we were both d*unk. My fantasy is to fuck a woman ive just met who is older than me and knows what she wants in her house with her answering door to me in summit sexy and fucking all over the house. Thats what i want. " I'll say what I usually say. Congrats on (kind of) ticking one off your fantasy list. People will always take the piss or point out lack of moral fortitude as they see it. Try not to take it to heart though, and sometimes learning to roll with the funny replies can be a giggle. | |||
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"How come i say something what happened to.me at weekend and im getting abuse for it. Ok it was wrong, my mates mother and all that but we were both d*unk. My fantasy is to fuck a woman ive just met who is older than me and knows what she wants in her house with her answering door to me in summit sexy and fucking all over the house. Thats what i want. Just seems to me everythi g what happens, happens off this site. I can not get a meet off this site. I dont understand unless its one big joke x I'll say what I usually say. Congrats on (kind of) ticking one off your fantasy list. People will always take the piss or point out lack of moral fortitude as they see it. Try not to take it to heart though, and sometimes learning to roll with the funny replies can be a giggle. " | |||
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"Think i may aswell delete this as rhis and the site is pointless. Greif for being honest???? " Can I ask honestly what response you were expecting from your post? Please | |||
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"Think i may aswell delete this as rhis and the site is pointless. Greif for being honest???? Can I ask honestly what response you were expecting from your post? Please " To be honest again. Not sure just wanted to let the people who are canny no. | |||
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"It does sound like an adolescent boys wet dream. I must be too old because I wouldn't dream of having sex with any relatives of my friends. I admit that being a swinger may seem obscure to some but my morals aren't quite that low " Your opinion amd i do regret it but at the time was really naughty x | |||
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":O friends mums/dads definitely dangerous territory lol " | |||
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"Think i may aswell delete this as rhis and the site is pointless. Greif for being honest???? " When purposely fishing for compliments from other strangers, to reassure yourself that you are amazing, you might just get other opinions. | |||
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"Aww come on people give the op a break....I just think it's case of over excitement by the op.... " Oops. | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!! "side of Morrisons" classy " ...my first thought. | |||
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"Aww come on people give the op a break....I just think it's case of over excitement by the op.... Oops." Don't you start lol | |||
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"Then you woke up. " ...that was my second thought! | |||
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"It does sound like an adolescent boys wet dream. I must be too old because I wouldn't dream of having sex with any relatives of my friends. I admit that being a swinger may seem obscure to some but my morals aren't quite that low " No your morals are extremely low you don't have to worry on that. As for the op truth or not only he knows trying to belittle him by referring to him as an adolescent? Well it just comes across as being snide but if the cap fits. | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!! "side of Morrisons" classy could have been poundstretcher, oh, sorry, he pounded as he stretched her...." That made me giggle | |||
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"Think i may aswell delete this as rhis and the site is pointless. Greif for being honest???? " you weren't to know the forum is full of sarcastic,piss taking people who think they have morals but actually don't. You know now what they don't like to hear,either ignore them (you'll learn which ones they are) or stick to looking for nice women to have sex with | |||
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"I've just spoken to the manager of Morrisons Killingworth to check their CCTV The only footage he revealed was a d*unk male, wanking, whilst holding a kebab. He said the male was around thirty and sobbing heavily." maybe he got chili down the end.....enough to make anyone cry | |||
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"It does sound like an adolescent boys wet dream. I must be too old because I wouldn't dream of having sex with any relatives of my friends. I admit that being a swinger may seem obscure to some but my morals aren't quite that low " ...or have sex on someone's bed without their knowledge, but hey ho. | |||
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"A lot of non-swinging folks would find what we do of extremely low morals. Can just imagine what the posts would be like if they had free reign to comment. Im thinking of Christos friend who used to believe we should be on the sex-offenders register. We all set our own parameters for what is moral, morals aren't facts, they're judgements. So my morals I guess are lax or 'low', if it's legal, and between consenting adults enjoy yourself. If it's close to home know it has the potential to get tricky but I'm not going to feign horror. He's 30, she's 45. " Total agreement so sad people feel they can take the moral high ground. | |||
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"A lot of non-swinging folks would find what we do of extremely low morals. Can just imagine what the posts would be like if they had free reign to comment. Im thinking of Christos friend who used to believe we should be on the sex-offenders register. We all set our own parameters for what is moral, morals aren't facts, they're judgements. So my morals I guess are lax or 'low', if it's legal, and between consenting adults enjoy yourself. If it's close to home know it has the potential to get tricky but I'm not going to feign horror. He's 30, she's 45. " | |||
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"A lot of non-swinging folks would find what we do of extremely low morals. Can just imagine what the posts would be like if they had free reign to comment. Im thinking of Christos friend who used to believe we should be on the sex-offenders register. We all set our own parameters for what is moral, morals aren't facts, they're judgements. So my morals I guess are lax or 'low', if it's legal, and between consenting adults enjoy yourself. If it's close to home know it has the potential to get tricky but I'm not going to feign horror. He's 30, she's 45. Total agreement so sad people feel they can take the moral high ground. " and think their pathetic jokes are funny. Makes you wonder what their sex lives are like | |||
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"It does sound like an adolescent boys wet dream. I must be too old because I wouldn't dream of having sex with any relatives of my friends. I admit that being a swinger may seem obscure to some but my morals aren't quite that low No your morals are extremely low you don't have to worry on that. As for the op truth or not only he knows trying to belittle him by referring to him as an adolescent? Well it just comes across as being snide but if the cap fits. " Just goes to show how people reading the same information interpret it. You see it as the op being called adolescent whilst I read it as Iconic saying the post itself seemed like it was a teen fantasy: not personalised at all. | |||
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"A lot of non-swinging folks would find what we do of extremely low morals. Can just imagine what the posts would be like if they had free reign to comment. Im thinking of Christos friend who used to believe we should be on the sex-offenders register. We all set our own parameters for what is moral, morals aren't facts, they're judgements. So my morals I guess are lax or 'low', if it's legal, and between consenting adults enjoy yourself. If it's close to home know it has the potential to get tricky but I'm not going to feign horror. He's 30, she's 45. Total agreement so sad people feel they can take the moral high ground. and think their pathetic jokes are funny. Makes you wonder what their sex lives are like " I always presume dire as they are bitter and feel the need to put people down just for the sake of it. | |||
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"It does sound like an adolescent boys wet dream. I must be too old because I wouldn't dream of having sex with any relatives of my friends. I admit that being a swinger may seem obscure to some but my morals aren't quite that low No your morals are extremely low you don't have to worry on that. As for the op truth or not only he knows trying to belittle him by referring to him as an adolescent? Well it just comes across as being snide but if the cap fits. Just goes to show how people reading the same information interpret it. You see it as the op being called adolescent whilst I read it as Iconic saying the post itself seemed like it was a teen fantasy: not personalised at all." I also didn't personalise my reply nor did I reply as quote, numerous people clearly felt there was a strong moral argument. I was pointing out we all have a different idea of what's moral and would be harshly judged by a lot in wider society. I'd doubt anyone really lives a wholly virtuous life because humans are flawed. so I do find finger pointing by swingers somewhat amusing. | |||
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"And your mate will be pleased if he finds out???" what are mates for haha but lets face it sounds like a little imagination to me | |||
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"For goodness sake give the guy a break, I'm so fed up with people taking the piss in these forums just because they don't believe , don't understand or just want to pick at what the post is. I realise everyone is entitled to their opinion but sometimes there really is no need for all the nastiness. If you don't agree sometimes best just to pass by rather than making yourselves look like a complete dick with some of what is said in here. Op as long as you had fun sod what anyone else thinks as you are both above the age of consent. " Your _iew = correct Others = incorrect As long as I know x | |||
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"And your mate will be pleased if he finds out??? what are mates for haha but lets face it sounds like a little imagination to me" when I was a teenager the mum of one of the boys we knew had sex with a few of his mates. It happens you know | |||
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"Aww come on people give the op a break....I just think it's case of over excitement by the op.... " The pack, sensing blood, move in for the kill. | |||
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"Aww come on people give the op a break....I just think it's case of over excitement by the op.... The pack, sensing blood, move in for the kill." Never a truer word said | |||
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"For goodness sake give the guy a break, I'm so fed up with people taking the piss in these forums just because they don't believe , don't understand or just want to pick at what the post is. I realise everyone is entitled to their opinion but sometimes there really is no need for all the nastiness. If you don't agree sometimes best just to pass by rather than making yourselves look like a complete dick with some of what is said in here. Op as long as you had fun sod what anyone else thinks as you are both above the age of consent. " I would go along with that although have to agree with other comments above some people do it to try and project an impression of themselves to others though why people would want to project the one that comes across is a mystery to me. | |||
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" I would go along with that although have to agree with other comments above some people do it to try and project an impression of themselves to others though why people would want to project the one that comes across is a mystery to me. " Some of the guys adopt holier than thou, judgemental attitudes as they think it makes look better and more shaggable. This is evident in so many threads on these forums. | |||
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"The only problem I have with the story is with the bad spelling and grammar. Love the image, it's a dream for many people both male and female. Even the part about the mate adds to the excitement Beats my story about high fiving a two ft tall dwarf" You high fived a two foot dwarf!!!! | |||
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"The only problem I have with the story is with the bad spelling and grammar. Love the image, it's a dream for many people both male and female. Even the part about the mate adds to the excitement Beats my story about high fiving a two ft tall dwarf" I don't think he was as tall as that. | |||
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"The only problem I have with the story is with the bad spelling and grammar. Love the image, it's a dream for many people both male and female. Even the part about the mate adds to the excitement Beats my story about high fiving a two ft tall dwarf I don't think he was as tall as that. " I was being generous Get home ok? | |||
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"Think i may need to make a new post. Mature woman looking for a younger Lad" . go 4 it man, i love mature women loads and lookin forward to see which one of Dem mature women r into younger guys | |||
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"The only problem I have with the story is with the bad spelling and grammar. Love the image, it's a dream for many people both male and female. Even the part about the mate adds to the excitement Beats my story about high fiving a two ft tall dwarf I don't think he was as tall as that. I was being generous Get home ok?" Yes thanks. | |||
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"pops in, has a read..... pops back out. to the OP" Lol I think that might be the safest approach. I'm copying you | |||
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"What happens when the mate says "someone fucked me mam down the side of morrisons t'other night, wait till I catch the bastard, I'm gonna twat him!"" I'd ask him why he considered his mother incapable of having an exciting sex life. | |||
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"What happens when the mate says "someone fucked me mam down the side of morrisons t'other night, wait till I catch the bastard, I'm gonna twat him!"" If my son was like that with me I would tell him to take care of his own sex life. Although I wouldn't have sex with any of his friends as they are like family and some are actually family | |||
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"Thanks a lot people. It did happen and i do regret it. Im not going to lie it was good atvthe time. She has text me today saying she doesnt want a sole to no. " Beautiful story I can picture the movie. | |||
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"Am I the only one here who finds this disrespectful towards your friend or best friend as you refereed to yourself? " Nope. It's a tale I'd bury not hire sky writers and post forum threads. | |||
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"Thanks a lot people. It did happen and i do regret it. Im not going to lie it was good atvthe time. She has text me today saying she doesnt want a sole to no. " They do sell sole at Morrisons so be careful! Sorry OP, couldn't resist. | |||
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"Morrisons... Wow, who says romance is dead... " you can get it all on market street what would ant and dec say the cctv footage may even be on the next advert | |||
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"Thanks a lot people. It did happen and i do regret it. Im not going to lie it was good atvthe time. She has text me today saying she doesnt want a sole to no. " . Thats okay then you've only told about twenty five thousand strangers . . . . .fuck i call that good advertising | |||
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"Thanks a lot people. It did happen and i do regret it. Im not going to lie it was good atvthe time. She has text me today saying she doesnt want a sole to no. " You have told all of fab forum users but we will keep your secret Just remember it was a bit of. Fun,a one off,or it may get complicated | |||
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"It's worth a read for the Nipple on comment alone " classy i know. Are nipples are always hard she flaunts iti think x | |||
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"Exciting prospect but wrong imo. Any friends of mine did that to me there'd be a price to pay. According to a recent thread if you felt anything negative that makes you want to lash out at this bloke (your mate). You're entirely to blame and not him " Oh deary. Ok i,ll shoulder the blame and criticism then. | |||
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"What happens when the mate says "someone fucked me mam down the side of morrisons t'other night, wait till I catch the bastard, I'm gonna twat him!"" That's the bit when you point out to him that his mum was fucking people long before him and is old enough to take responsibility for her own decisions. And then ask him why his mum was discussing her sex life with him (probably best not to take notes at this point.. or wank..) | |||
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"Stifler's mum " Least she got laid on a snooker table rather than amongst the shopping trollies. Thank you OP this thread has made me giggle. | |||
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"The OP had a sex meet and was so happy he shared it with us. Perhaps the location left a little to be desired..... I, for one, however, laughed uproariously at the unnecessary 'Morrisons' detail " never had a quicky down the Lanes? | |||
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"Stifler's mum Least she got laid on a snooker table rather than amongst the shopping trollies. Thank you OP this thread has made me giggle. " Mmmmmmmm a snooker table and a older woman | |||
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"For a site that should be full of sexually enlightened people, it just does how narrow minded some can be on here." Let's order in clones then. No contrary opinion allowed. | |||
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"For a site that should be full of sexually enlightened people, it just does how narrow minded some can be on here." Agree | |||
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"For a site that should be full of sexually enlightened people, it just does how narrow minded some can be on here. Let's order in clones then. No contrary opinion allowed. " They didn't suggest narrow minded opinions were not allowed. Just highlighted they exist, and indeed they do. I thought the Morrisons detail was good too. | |||
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"The OP had a sex meet and was so happy he shared it with us. Perhaps the location left a little to be desired..... I, for one, however, laughed uproariously at the unnecessary 'Morrisons' detail never had a quicky down the Lanes? " Certainly not I'm far too classy | |||
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"Morrisons... Wow, who says romance is dead... you can get it all on market street what would ant and dec say the cctv footage may even be on the next advert " Don't forget Alan Hansen, his bottom lip starts to quiver when you leave him out. Can't wait for the next instalments of Candid Camera, or Police camera action. | |||
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"Sounds like a wet dream to me . lol xx " | |||
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"Its amazing how all people seem to do in this country is knock other people's confidence to make them self feel or look better. This type of behaviour probably comes from small man syndrome or a similar experience of the shoe being on the other foot, quite frankly we should feel some pitty for the people who have to put others down to feel better. It doesn't matter if the op is looking for compliments or if he was just telling a nice little story. Instil confidence in others and you will become more confident your self because all of a sudden you will find friends Just my opinion happy adventures " That's pretty deep. I'm impressed that you could analyse the cultural attitudes of an entire nation based on a quicky by Morrisons. | |||
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"Is it half term still, this week?" Pmsl | |||
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"Is it half term still, this week? Pmsl " wonderful | |||
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"With friends like you..... " why do people always say that people don't own their parents, they can fuck who they like, shagging someone's mum does not make you a bad friend | |||
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"The OP had a sex meet and was so happy he shared it with us. Perhaps the location left a little to be desired..... I, for one, however, laughed uproariously at the unnecessary 'Morrisons' detail never had a quicky down the Lanes? Certainly not I'm far too classy " Classy...now there's a word that should never be associated with a site like this if ever I heard one | |||
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"Stifler's mum " Damn you I was going to use that joke and you best me too it!?! | |||
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"With friends like you..... why do people always say that people don't own their parents, they can fuck who they like, shagging someone's mum does not make you a bad friend " .with friends like that . . . | |||
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"With friends like you..... why do people always say that people don't own their parents, they can fuck who they like, shagging someone's mum does not make you a bad friend .with friends like that . . . " bugger off before i shag your dad | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!!" Oh for goodness sake, have some decorum man!... Booths would have been much classier. | |||
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"Thanks a lot people. It did happen and i do regret it. Im not going to lie it was good atvthe time. She has text me today saying she doesnt want a sole to no. " It's a bit late for the. Everybody on fab knows now. Lol | |||
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"30 years old and your first naughty adventure??? Where have you been locked up??? " Errr up till the age of 38 i'd only ever been with one very boring man. Excitement counts whatever the age.... Have to say i wish one of my partners best mates would run off with his mother.... she's 84, has continence issues and 2 false hips. But her cupboards always well stocked with cake? Any offers? | |||
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"Fair play to. Ya and there no women out there that would turn down a young cock i no i had a few op my self get on it u mite have fun lol trobbing " That's easy for you to say | |||
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"Fair play to. Ya and there no women out there that would turn down a young cock i no i had a few op my self get on it u mite have fun lol trobbing " do you know all women then? | |||
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"Fair play to. Ya and there no women out there that would turn down a young cock i no i had a few op my self get on it u mite have fun lol trobbing " I turn down young cock. Not my thing. Just a passing remark. | |||
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"Last night i was out on the drink in Newcastle and i caught a taxi home with my Best mates mother. She had a short skirt on and high heels. Fuck me i thought she looked well fit. Nipple on the lot. Needless to say we got out the taxi near Morrisons Killingworth and i fucked her hard against the side of Morrisons. Outside sex and foreplay for over half an hour. Texting her as i tell you this. My first naughty adventure aswell. Loved it!!!" Respect | |||
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"The only problem I have with the story is with the bad spelling and grammar. Love the image, it's a dream for many people both male and female. Even the part about the mate adds to the excitement Beats my story about high fiving a two ft tall dwarf" There should be a comma after "the story is" | |||
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"Not everyone is perfect but im no liar, im not perfect. Yes i love sex, who doesnt. We all do things that we regret after woods, some being worse than another. But most of all deep down ill do out for anyone if i can help. Im also as honest as i can be. To everyone who has helped me and also not criticesed me thanks again peeps xxxx " Change the record. | |||
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"Not everyone is perfect but im no liar, im not perfect. Yes i love sex, who doesnt. We all do things that we regret after woods, some being worse than another. But most of all deep down ill do out for anyone if i can help. Im also as honest as i can be. To everyone who has helped me and also not criticesed me thanks again peeps xxxx " I have no reason to doubt you and don't blame you for being excited I guess you have learnt a lesson in they you get wolves and hyenas as well as pleasant people on here maybe next time keep your conquests private. | |||
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" "Not everyone is perfect but im no liar, im not perfect. Yes i love sex, who doesnt. We all do things that we regret after woods, some being worse than another. But most of all deep down ill do out for anyone if i can help. Im also as honest as i can be. To everyone who has helped me and also not criticesed me thanks again peeps xxxx " Change the record." Some people should head their own words! | |||
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