FabSwingers.com forum: Beard chat......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies might not be for you this one but you will never know lol.

Guys.....anyone recommend some good beard products. Read about various oils etc that keep the old bush well maintained but some seem hugely expensive. Wanted some advice before taking the plunge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olive oil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Olive oil.

Your called popeye and you're recommending olive oil lol. Fire Hazard?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Olive oil.

Your called popeye and you're recommending olive oil lol. Fire Hazard?"

How hot does your beard get? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Olive oil.

Your called popeye and you're recommending olive oil lol. Fire Hazard?

How hot does your beard get? Lol"

Well if I take advice given and have a cigarette.....quite hot me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argon oil. It's good for the fuzz and underlying skin too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Argon oil. It's good for the fuzz and underlying skin too"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Olive oil.

Your called popeye and you're recommending olive oil lol. Fire Hazard?

How hot does your beard get? Lol

Well if I take advice given and have a cigarette.....quite hot me thinks."

Think you'll be safe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beard oil?

what the hell is happening to men these days!!??

just grow the fekkin beard!!!

let nature take its course lol

feed it with whatever you had for dinner last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"beard oil?

what the hell is happening to men these days!!??

just grow the fekkin beard!!!

let nature take its course lol

feed it with whatever you had for dinner last night

That's constructive lol. What does the missus put on hers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies might not be for you this one but you will never know lol.

Guys.....anyone recommend some good beard products. Read about various oils etc that keep the old bush well maintained but some seem hugely expensive. Wanted some advice before taking the plunge."

Don't grow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not last nights dinner surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies might not be for you this one but you will never know lol.

Guys.....anyone recommend some good beard products. Read about various oils etc that keep the old bush well maintained but some seem hugely expensive. Wanted some advice before taking the plunge.

Don't grow one

You did!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies might not be for you this one but you will never know lol.

Guys.....anyone recommend some good beard products. Read about various oils etc that keep the old bush well maintained but some seem hugely expensive. Wanted some advice before taking the plunge.

Don't grow one

You did!!!

I think not buddy. You have the wrong woman here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beard oil?

what the hell is happening to men these days!!??

just grow the fekkin beard!!!

let nature take its course lol

feed it with whatever you had for dinner last night

That's constructive lol. What does the missus put on hers?

ah, going childish.

well, i would guess the question is moot as you probably cant grow one.

nur nuur...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"beard oil?

what the hell is happening to men these days!!??

just grow the fekkin beard!!!

let nature take its course lol

feed it with whatever you had for dinner last night

That's constructive lol. What does the missus put on hers?

ah, going childish.

well, i would guess the question is moot as you probably cant grow one.

nur nuur..."

Oooooo Troll Time. Quick heads up. I've just posted on another subject so please feel free to add a sarcastic irrelevant comment. Troll away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just shampoo mine. Then comb it through. Cheaper and probably the same effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Macadamia nut oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had one for a bit, a used conditioner in the shower.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Olive oil.

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dont allow bluto to hear any of your secrets he will use it against you. . . and i recommend chestnut oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olive oil.

dont allow bluto to hear any of your secrets he will use it against you. . . and i recommend chestnut oil

apparently chestnut oil is also good for repelling spiders.

no idea if anyone has a spider problem with their beards, then this is the suggestion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosemary, Sandalwood and Cypress are all good essential oils to blend with a base oil like olive or argan oil. To blend at 2 1/2 % put 5 drops of essential oil with 10 ml of base oil

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've heard fairy liquid is good for getting dried up egg bits out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grooming products for face fuzz, Someone please shoot me now

gimp

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't have a beard pic of me on ma profile whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard fairy liquid is good for getting dried up egg bits out of it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grooming products for face fuzz, Someone please shoot me now

gimp"

BANG.!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grooming products for face fuzz, Someone please shoot me now

gimp"

and yet i got called a troll for making the same point....

strange aint it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure to find a nail varnish in a matching tone to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"grooming products for face fuzz, Someone please shoot me now

gimp

and yet i got called a troll for making the same point....

strange aint it lol"

Maybe coz its because your big..Most i get called is a Garden Ornament

Gimp

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a goatee now and women love it so there

Pics to follow in about 3 weeks when I get ma camera upgrade

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i just wash my neat trimmed soft beard with shower gel in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just wash my neat trimmed soft beard with shower gel in the shower "

You will get split ends

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"grooming products for face fuzz, Someone please shoot me now

gimp

and yet i got called a troll for making the same point....

strange aint it lol"

Yawn zzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using normal shampoo on a beard is bad as the chemicals strip natural oils out of your beard and can make it crusty and a bit dandruffy.

Try and use a shampoo that's free from parabens, or a specialist beard shampoo (I use Cowboy Comb Spearmint conditioning beard soap)

Using a beard oil afterward helps nourish the beard, keeps it soft and makes it smell nicer. I'm using vanilla and mango beard oil at the moment.

There are tons of products out there at the moment, but to be honest they're pretty overpriced. It's dead easy (and loads cheaper) to make your own - just google it.

Get the impression most lasses on here prefer their men clean shaven, but one of my favourite quotes:

"A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither"

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

The best you can get is called beard lube (seriously) google it and i'm sure you'll find it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Using normal shampoo on a beard is bad as the chemicals strip natural oils out of your beard and can make it crusty and a bit dandruffy.

Try and use a shampoo that's free from parabens, or a specialist beard shampoo (I use Cowboy Comb Spearmint conditioning beard soap)

Using a beard oil afterward helps nourish the beard, keeps it soft and makes it smell nicer. I'm using vanilla and mango beard oil at the moment.

There are tons of products out there at the moment, but to be honest they're pretty overpriced. It's dead easy (and loads cheaper) to make your own - just google it.

Get the impression most lasses on here prefer their men clean shaven, but one of my favourite quotes:

"A man who shaves his beard for a woman deserves neither""

Love that quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fellow beard brothers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unite in hairy awesomeness?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's all get naked and rub beards.............errrr maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beard is back, for good!

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