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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets hear it ladies and gents!

Apple and pears - stairs

Tea leaf - theif

Jam jar - car ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brighton Rock

Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boat race - face

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Apple and stairs - stairs

Tea thief - thief

Dog and phone - phone

Boat face - face

Sheffield rhyming slang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby murray

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Barry (Sheene) - Mr Sheen

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Hank Marvin-starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havin a giraffe - laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thrupenny bits - tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown bread ...dead

Rosie lee ..tea

Gold watch scotch.

Tom and tit..

Dog and bone phone.

Jack and Danny ..fanny

Ruby Murray...curry.

This is my spoken tongue, too many and too tired to list lol

I shall add more later.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apple and stairs - stairs

Tea thief - thief

Dog and phone - phone

Boat face - face

Sheffield rhyming slang

Apple n pairs

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like the Brighton Rock one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plates of meat -Feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's tea leaf...thief

Boat race ..face

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Matt La Tis - piss

Chevy Chace - face

Steffi Graff - laugh

Cream Crackered - knackered

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Richard III - Turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gregory Peck

Harry Monk

Aristotle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rolling up here

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Brown dead - dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Hubbard..Cupboard

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Father Hubbard - elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alice bands = hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a couple of cash machines in the East End that ask you to insert your piece of lard and then suggest you take your bangers and mash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown dead - dead

don't ya mean brown bread = dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Godiva

Cock N Hen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a couple of cash machines in the East End that ask you to insert your piece of lard and then suggest you take your bangers and mash."

The one I know off is on Commercial Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's avin a jodrell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone for a Burton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen and Ink _ stink

Boat Race - Face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuclear sub - pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a sneaky merchant

Syrup (dont want to see one of those on a meet)

Whistle (can look good)

Henries .. nice to suck

Khyber.. i dont take it up the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You. Iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Berkshire Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avin a Butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pen n ink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English Rhymes with Cockney

Feet Plates of meat Plates

Teeth Hampstead Heath Hampsteads

Legs Scotch eggs Scotches

Eyes Mince pies Minces

Arms Chalk Farms Chalk Farms

Hair Barnet Fair Barnet

Head Loaf of Bread Loaf

Face Boat race Boat Race

Mouth North and south North and South

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farmer Giles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tommy tank - wank

Whistle & flute - suit

Pork pies - lies

Mince pies - eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnus Pike Dyke (lesbian)

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Saunters in, listens in incomprehension, says, 'Ey up mi duck, what's crack, here?' to the nearest Cockney and then tries to find a soap box to stand on and denounce pit closures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English Rhymes with Cockney

Feet Plates of meat Plates

Teeth Hampstead Heath Hampsteads

Legs Scotch eggs Scotches

Eyes Mince pies Minces

Arms Chalk Farms Chalk Farms

Hair Barnet Fair Barnet

Head Loaf of Bread Loaf

Face Boat race Boat Race

Mouth North and south North and South"

Eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit for tat,or titfor..........hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorised Jaw.... Mother-in-law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tit for tat,or titfor..........hat"

Tit for tat is a prat.

Just saying

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tit for tat,or titfor..........hat

Tit for tat is a prat.

Just saying

Innit

What would I know,I'm from Belfast? But I did watch minder n the Sweeney,and they referred to a hat as a titfer

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Have a butchers ( butcher hook= look)

Bit Fred & Billy( chilly)

Show us ya Barnett ( barnett fair= hair)

Three'penny bit = Tit

Mutt n Jeff = deaf

Cuppa rosey Lee = tea

Barclays... Barclays Bank = Wank

North n south = mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger-Ginger Beer-Queer. Iron-Iron Hoof-Poof.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

[Removed by poster at 05/05/14 23:22:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

You're chatting bare nonsense.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cobblers awls .. balls

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

" Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

You're chatting bare nonsense. "
not in my world i aint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ where is some of this pony and trap coming from?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!

I was trying to be witty.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

" Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!

I was trying to be witty. "
yeap i know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!

I was trying to be witty. yeap i know!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

" Shell like ... Ears

Ticker ... Heart

Gruff ... Fart

Kagage Loose change

Loads of new slang too these days ...

Buff... Good looking

Yard .... House

On road ... Out in street

Your ends... Your area

Bank it ... Stick it up ya arse! ( lol )

Batty ... Bum

Chirpsed ... When ya get someones number

You're chatting bare nonsense. not in my world i aint!

I was trying to be witty. yeap i know!

"
my mistake i put a

instead of a

facety buggers!!! Lmao

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

right up the gary glitter.... anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit Pearl Harbour... Nasty nip in the air!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit Pearl Harbour... Nasty nip in the air!!!"

It said rhyming slang not racist slang

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i see from the football results the mickey's have blown it.

mickey mouse ...scouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right up the gary glitter.... anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary glitter = shitter

Was using it for many years prior to his arrest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad's chalfonts are playing up again.

Chalfont st Giles =piles

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