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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm talking about the massive machete I found in the loft had to call the police to come and remove it safely, given we've been in the house since 1995, the chances of them finding any history on said weapon is remote, although it was a bit of excitement for the neighbours watching when I big van pulled up and 6 officers got out, bit of overkill I thought but hey, lovely chaps all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm talking about the massive machete I found in the loft had to call the police to come and remove it safely, given we've been in the house since 1995, the chances of them finding any history on said weapon is remote, although it was a bit of excitement for the neighbours watching when I big van pulled up and 6 officers got out, bit of overkill I thought but hey, lovely chaps all the same "

thought we were talking about the guy who left the bit in the engine on jensens car ...hes in for the sack methinks ?????

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I remember similar when I was cearing out my late mums house, there were a number of guns, all non workers, but I rang the police and asked them what I should do

The sent round an armed response unit and two police cars, the naighbours were horrified as it was quite a gentile area and to see them walk out with half a dozen assorted weapons was hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 15y/o rebel fighters in Africa can wield a machete I'm sure you could have picked it up and taken it to the police station yourself. What a waste of police resources.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd have kept it as back-up for the baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If 15y/o rebel fighters in Africa can wield a machete I'm sure you could have picked it up and taken it to the police station yourself. What a waste of police resources."

I didnt ring 999, I rang the local station and explained clearly what I found, and see if there was a patrol passing could they pick it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much ado about nothing imho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Much ado about nothing imho. "

did you get out the wrong side of bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much ado about nothing imho.

did you get out the wrong side of bed this morning"

Bed? What's one of them then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Much ado about nothing imho.

did you get out the wrong side of bed this morning

Bed? What's one of them then? "

found in most if not all bedrooms

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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And if he had have been stooped by the police on the way to the station, he could have been charged with being in possesion of an offensive weapon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And if he had have been stooped by the police on the way to the station, he could have been charged with being in possesion of an offensive weapon"

exactly what the mrs said when I found it.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I found an old firework in my shed, should I call...

(a) The fire brigade

(b) The Bomb disposal Squad

In a quandry as I love both uniforms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found an old firework in my shed, should I call...

(a) The fire brigade

(b) The Bomb disposal Squad

In a quandry as I love both uniforms... "

a bloke got arrested for eating fireworks, but they let him off

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