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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The sky remotes are making a comeback as dick measures. You can tell bank holidays have left some people out of sorts lol. Next comes deodorant cans .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed earlier on new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sky remotes are making a comeback as dick measures. You can tell bank holidays have left some people out of sorts lol. Next comes deodorant cans ."

You have a cock pic as your profile photo.

Jus sayin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen a pringle can in a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sky remotes are making a comeback as dick measures. You can tell bank holidays have left some people out of sorts lol. Next comes deodorant cans .

You have a cock pic as your profile photo.

Jus sayin."

u see a sky remote? ????

try specsavers son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sky remotes are making a comeback as dick measures. You can tell bank holidays have left some people out of sorts lol. Next comes deodorant cans .

You have a cock pic as your profile photo.

Jus sayin.

u see a sky remote? ????

try specsavers son "

No I don't see a remote. I just don't see much difference in your profile photo and the thing you're complaining about.

There's more to this than owning a penis. Men with cock shots for profile pictures are part of the problem with this site. Like I said, it's just an observation. I don't mean to be rude, but if it provokes discussion then that's a good thing and what forums are for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does my cock offend you? Is it the thing that really drags fab down??

Come have a seat on the sofa talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my cock offend you? Is it the thing that really drags fab down??

Come have a seat on the sofa talk to me. "

It does a bit yeah. Not just yours though, it's all the people that put up close-up genital photos. I just don't get it. We all have them but you don't go waving them in strangers faces in the street or in a bar do you? Or maybe you do!

Either way it's nothing personal, you just happen to have hit on something with your original post that I find odd and offputting about this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the urge to take a photo of your cock next to an item for comparative measurement is an odd thing; I mean, where are the pussy shots with small orifices next to them to compare eg a hole with a ring held over to see how tiny it is etc ? Nope. Didn't think so. The main bugbear about cock shots are those which are done in a lavatory,with the actual lavatory in full view. Unless you are into scat or pee play which I am not, I can't see how this is conducive to feeling horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the urge to take a photo of your cock next to an item for comparative measurement is an odd thing; I mean, where are the pussy shots with small orifices next to them to compare eg a hole with a ring held over to see how tiny it is etc ? Nope. Didn't think so. The main bugbear about cock shots are those which are done in a lavatory,with the actual lavatory in full view. Unless you are into scat or pee play which I am not, I can't see how this is conducive to feeling horny. "

The same can be said of close-up gynaecological vagina photos I assure you. They're just NOT sexy at all.

You're absolutely right about the background in photos though. There are some hilarious ones of people trying to look sexy with their washing/dog/kids toys/dirty houses in the background!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does my cock offend you? Is it the thing that really drags fab down??

Come have a seat on the sofa talk to me.

It does a bit yeah. Not just yours though, it's all the people that put up close-up genital photos. I just don't get it. We all have them but you don't go waving them in strangers faces in the street or in a bar do you? Or maybe you do!

Either way it's nothing personal, you just happen to have hit on something with your original post that I find odd and offputting about this site."

I know it's nothing personal but my post isn't about profile pics buddy it's the sky remotes they use to measure their dicks I find it funny.I bbet bskyb never envisaged their products being used this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my cock offend you? Is it the thing that really drags fab down??

Come have a seat on the sofa talk to me.

It does a bit yeah. Not just yours though, it's all the people that put up close-up genital photos. I just don't get it. We all have them but you don't go waving them in strangers faces in the street or in a bar do you? Or maybe you do!

Either way it's nothing personal, you just happen to have hit on something with your original post that I find odd and offputting about this site.

I know it's nothing personal but my post isn't about profile pics buddy it's the sky remotes they use to measure their dicks I find it funny.I bbet bskyb never envisaged their products being used this way."

Sorry, I didn't mean to take it entirely off-topic, it just seemed relevant.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Those new concentrated deodorants would make everyones cock look big....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the cans you get on planes

Makes me look perspectively huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the urge to take a photo of your cock next to an item for comparative measurement is an odd thing; I mean, where are the pussy shots with small orifices next to them to compare eg a hole with a ring held over to see how tiny it is etc ? Nope. Didn't think so. The main bugbear about cock shots are those which are done in a lavatory,with the actual lavatory in full view. Unless you are into scat or pee play which I am not, I can't see how this is conducive to feeling horny.

The same can be said of close-up gynaecological vagina photos I assure you. They're just NOT sexy at all.

You're absolutely right about the background in photos though. There are some hilarious ones of people trying to look sexy with their washing/dog/kids toys/dirty houses in the background!"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"the urge to take a photo of your cock next to an item for comparative measurement is an odd thing; I mean, where are the pussy shots with small orifices next to them to compare eg a hole with a ring held over to see how tiny it is etc ? Nope. Didn't think so. The main bugbear about cock shots are those which are done in a lavatory,with the actual lavatory in full view. Unless you are into scat or pee play which I am not, I can't see how this is conducive to feeling horny.

The same can be said of close-up gynaecological vagina photos I assure you. They're just NOT sexy at all.

You're absolutely right about the background in photos though. There are some hilarious ones of people trying to look sexy with their washing/dog/kids toys/dirty houses in the background!"

I've been called boring because I don't have my bits on show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those new concentrated deodorants would make everyones cock look big...."

just noticed the new small cans being used.lol I never thought I would see that .

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"The sky remotes are making a comeback as dick measures. You can tell bank holidays have left some people out of sorts lol. Next comes deodorant cans ."
so sky have released a job lot of those novelty mini remotes again

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

When there is a cock by a wine bottle I will be interested...

Rubyx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my cock offend you? Is it the thing that really drags fab down??

Come have a seat on the sofa talk to me.

It does a bit yeah. Not just yours though, it's all the people that put up close-up genital photos. I just don't get it. We all have them but you don't go waving them in strangers faces in the street or in a bar do you? Or maybe you do!

Either way it's nothing personal, you just happen to have hit on something with your original post that I find odd and offputting about this site."

Me too! I know some women actually ask guys for cock pics, but personally I hate them! They turn me on about as much as old fashioned flashers in the park!! Not that ive seen one of them for many years lol! But the effect is the same, big turnoff. I don't want to see a cock until Im ready to see it. Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never thought my cock shots were part of the sites problems..

weird as I seem to be doing alright..

perhaps the behaviors, how to message that warrant more targeting...

*deleting all my filth asap

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

And why's it always a Sky remote, what's wrong with Virgin...oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a cock pic of my OH next to a crusty loaf (not me!)a 2l bottle of and a tube of pringles

Thats what you call a real man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a cock pic of my OH next to a crusty loaf (not me!)a 2l bottle of and a tube of pringles

Thats what you call a real man!! "

cant he get a pic with his cock smothered in honey....and bees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a cock pic of my OH next to a crusty loaf (not me!)a 2l bottle of and a tube of pringles

Thats what you call a real man!!

cant he get a pic with his cock smothered in honey....and bees? "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Using a sky remote may also alienate those people who are anti-murdoch too - double whammy! As others mention the photo setting, why would a guy sit on the loo and take a pic? Ive seen them, yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a cock pic of my OH next to a crusty loaf (not me!)a 2l bottle of and a tube of pringles

Thats what you call a real man!!

cant he get a pic with his cock smothered in honey....and bees? "

Hahaha he says yes give me the extra swelling but without the pain

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Do you reckon it's on demand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a cock pic of my OH next to a crusty loaf (not me!)a 2l bottle of and a tube of pringles

Thats what you call a real man!!

cant he get a pic with his cock smothered in honey....and bees? "

Uh oh. I now have a mental image of Eddie Izzard with his cock out saying "I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sky remotes are making a comeback as dick measures. You can tell bank holidays have left some people out of sorts lol. Next comes deodorant cans .

You have a cock pic as your profile photo.

Jus sayin.

u see a sky remote? ????

try specsavers son "

is he really yr son ? Just asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got a cock pic of my OH next to a crusty loaf (not me!)a 2l bottle of and a tube of pringles

Thats what you call a real man!!

cant he get a pic with his cock smothered in honey....and bees?

Hahaha he says yes give me the extra swelling but without the pain "

as long as the bees dont have nut allergies...

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