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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr." Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() | |||
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"This question is too hard...dumb it down for me femme ffs! ![]() Really?!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() No lol they had been worn lol | |||
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"This question is too hard...dumb it down for me femme ffs! ![]() ![]() ![]() lolol ![]() | |||
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"I have 3 kids and if they leave sweets laying about I eat them and blame the other children ![]() Thats baaaaad. ![]() | |||
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"I have 3 kids and if they leave sweets laying about I eat them and blame the other children ![]() ![]() I know but been doing it years and never court , had a close call with a black jack once lol | |||
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"I have 3 kids and if they leave sweets laying about I eat them and blame the other children ![]() ![]() Now it would have been worth it for a fruit salad. ![]() | |||
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"I have 3 kids and if they leave sweets laying about I eat them and blame the other children ![]() My nan does that to the younger grandkids in our family ![]() | |||
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"I have 3 kids and if they leave sweets laying about I eat them and blame the other children ![]() ![]() ![]() I took some of them out around Leeds with me last night ![]() | |||
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"I have 3 kids and if they leave sweets laying about I eat them and blame the other children ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I bet you were Miss Popular! ![]() | |||
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"I tell carol singers I want to hear the whole carol or I'm not paying them ![]() Hahahahaha!!! ![]() | |||
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"I only give trick or treaters the option of playing a trick. Then I laugh ay how lame they are. I enjoy telling phone scammers "piss off it's a scam". One managed to call me a fucking cunt before I put the phone down. ![]() ![]() ONE thing!!!!!....I knew you were iffy.... ![]() | |||
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"I only give trick or treaters the option of playing a trick. Then I laugh ay how lame they are. I enjoy telling phone scammers "piss off it's a scam". One managed to call me a fucking cunt before I put the phone down. ![]() ![]() ![]() Just mischievous ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if it's unloving but...... my daughters 4th birthday clashed with a work trip abroad that I wanted to go on so I managed to convince her that her birthday was 2 weeks later than it actually was....bad mummy!!! ![]() Now that's bad!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if it's unloving but...... my daughters 4th birthday clashed with a work trip abroad that I wanted to go on so I managed to convince her that her birthday was 2 weeks later than it actually was....bad mummy!!! ![]() Now that's bad ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if it's unloving but...... my daughters 4th birthday clashed with a work trip abroad that I wanted to go on so I managed to convince her that her birthday was 2 weeks later than it actually was....bad mummy!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if it's unloving but...... my daughters 4th birthday clashed with a work trip abroad that I wanted to go on so I managed to convince her that her birthday was 2 weeks later than it actually was....bad mummy!!! ![]() Can't beat that. You wicked mummy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure if it's unloving but...... my daughters 4th birthday clashed with a work trip abroad that I wanted to go on so I managed to convince her that her birthday was 2 weeks later than it actually was....bad mummy!!! ![]() I have dun that one as well my little girls birthday is 28 May and I wasn't going to be able to get her present till 1 so i told her on 1 it was the 28 lol she was only 2 | |||
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"I have used a cucumber for sexual pleasure and given it to my mother in law afterwards in a sandwich ![]() Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ![]() | |||
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"I have used a cucumber for sexual pleasure and given it to my mother in law afterwards in a sandwich ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have used a cucumber for sexual pleasure and given it to my mother in law afterwards in a sandwich ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() Yeah - by his Granny | |||
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"I send all the junk mail back in their pre-paid envelopes with no thanks written on it " Rebel ![]() | |||
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"On another site where I have my singles profile I go in the cam rooms (not like here, you can pay to see stuff) and I sometimes say dumb shit cos it amuses me. I am banned from several peoples rooms. An example, one woman had a cat in the room with her and I asked how much for the cat to lick its arse. I was instantly banned, forever." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I send all the junk mail back in their pre-paid envelopes with no thanks written on it " I do that to everybody should that way the twats pay for it both ways an they have to pay some poor sod to open there own shite | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() . . .of course she wasn't wearing them that would be weird ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() ![]() Is it weird? | |||
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"On another site where I have my singles profile I go in the cam rooms (not like here, you can pay to see stuff) and I sometimes say dumb shit cos it amuses me. I am banned from several peoples rooms. An example, one woman had a cat in the room with her and I asked how much for the cat to lick its arse. I was instantly banned, forever." Ha ha that's brilliant!! ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() ![]() sniffing someone pants he really shouldn't have?. . .no i dont suppose it is weird. but i was using the line for comedic purposes ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() ![]() ![]() I will laugh now then? ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . .i remembered i had one fly sniff in the late nineties and im honest ![]() | |||
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"sniffed someone's knickers that I really shouldn't have lol, this is Mr.Where they wearing them at the time? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you detect cock rot? ![]() | |||
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"when son was little he was being rotten to younger sister ( ages about 4 and 1) - so after another drama on boxing day santa came and took away one of his favourite presents - " Aww, that's not unloving or unfair. As far as kids are made to believe, Santa only brings gifts to GOOD little boys and girls. - Start being naughty and you lose out and what better way to hit the message home than something new and exciting? I would've done the same. x | |||
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