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Spider Identification..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So i came across a spider this morning just underneath the mantle piece on my fireplace.. never seen that type of spider before. Curious i took a photo and posted it to Facebook

Few suggestions saying it was a false widow, but after a google search i still couldnt find one that it resembled.

Due to the unknown uncertainty of what my incy wincy friend was he is sadly no longer with us

Still baffled though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't get close enough to even tell

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Aww you killed it because you couldnt idebtify it?

you should have just put it outside im sure it was more scared of you than you of him/her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murderer. Would you kill a human just because you could not safely identify it? Bring back hanging. And compulsory dunking of suspected witches.

I may need to lie down now. And take my pills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww you killed it because you couldnt idebtify it?

you should have just put it outside im sure it was more scared of you than you of him/her x"

someone suggested it was a mouse spider and that its harmful to kids,, inside or outside i wasnt gonna let it potentially hurt my little one..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Murderer. Would you kill a human just because you could not safely identify it? Bring back hanging. And compulsory dunking of suspected witches.

I may need to lie down now. And take my pills."

is anyone doing confessions today?

need to ask big man for forgiveness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Murderer. Would you kill a human just because you could not safely identify it? Bring back hanging. And compulsory dunking of suspected witches.

I may need to lie down now. And take my pills.

is anyone doing confessions today?

need to ask big man for forgiveness lol"

I am hosting confessionals. Come inside my box (young girl) and whisper your worst.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Spiders do much more good than harm.

In the UK there are very few species of spiders which and only a handful of spider bites which need medical treatment are reported each year here.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i for give you for spider massacre .. if you want a non spider domain i grant you powers to use any force necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For those who are good with Spiders its body was the size of my thumb nails.. bout 2 cm

was a pretty chunky looking spider not a flimsy one lol

shiny black body and had a brown picture on its body (oddly looked like a spider lol).. legs were quite dumpy but not overly long.

had some pretty mean looking front pincers or legs.. (was kinda huddled up not open)

wasnt fury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking at the new uploaded pics on fabs and we think "privateparts!" has found a spider too. Lol

Go check him out....

Hate the little critters by the way.

Sns x

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"For those who are good with Spiders its body was the size of my thumb nails.. bout 2 cm

was a pretty chunky looking spider not a flimsy one lol

shiny black body and had a brown picture on its body (oddly looked like a spider lol).. legs were quite dumpy but not overly long.

had some pretty mean looking front pincers or legs.. (was kinda huddled up not open)

wasnt fury "

Maybe is was a little...no they are brown...not sure what sort of spider it was...but... the flies in your house will thank you by landing on any surface with food on it and spitting on the food.

Enjoy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Was his name Boris?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"For those who are good with Spiders its body was the size of my thumb nails.. bout 2 cm

was a pretty chunky looking spider not a flimsy one lol

shiny black body and had a brown picture on its body (oddly looked like a spider lol).. legs were quite dumpy but not overly long.

had some pretty mean looking front pincers or legs.. (was kinda huddled up not open)

wasnt fury "

Possibly was a false widow but as they have been over here for almost a century without any fuss I'd say you would have been safe. Their bit is venomous but no more so than a wasp or a bee.

Just read the most hilarious story about them on the daily star website!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Was his name Boris? "

Haha all spiders are called Boris!!!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

False widows are basically harmless anyway. The fear has come due to over sensationalised media reports. Wolf spiders bite with just the same oomph and no one worries about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't get close enough to even tell "

What kind of man are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't get close enough to even tell

What kind of man are you? x"

a scardy cat type by the sounds of it lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"For those who are good with Spiders its body was the size of my thumb nails.. bout 2 cm

was a pretty chunky looking spider not a flimsy one lol

shiny black body and had a brown picture on its body (oddly looked like a spider lol).. legs were quite dumpy but not overly long.

had some pretty mean looking front pincers or legs.. (was kinda huddled up not open)

wasnt fury "

Your description of your little friend has put me into a cold sweat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was his name Boris? "

All mine are called George

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

I quite like spiders coz they eat flies and I detest flies dirty things. I draw the line on letting nasty looking ones live. I've had millipedes and scorpions in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If almost sounds like a young huntsman, but their not native to the uk. Was it really fast? They are amazingly fast and can bite but not poisonous etc and will never really confront people.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

We don't have dangerous spiders here so I never harm them. Just scoop them up and put them in the garden.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Was his name Boris?

Haha all spiders are called Boris!!!"

Not in my gaff they're not, they're called Henry.

Ma last Border Collie was called Spider though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those who are good with Spiders its body was the size of my thumb nails.. bout 2 cm

was a pretty chunky looking spider not a flimsy one lol

shiny black body and had a brown picture on its body (oddly looked like a spider lol).. legs were quite dumpy but not overly long.

had some pretty mean looking front pincers or legs.. (was kinda huddled up not open)

wasnt fury "

it was fooking horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find it was a marble fireplace spider, not very common but renowned for taking vengeance on anyone who kills it's mates, don't go near the fireplace for a while just to be safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't have dangerous spiders here so I never harm them. Just scoop them up and put them in the garden. "

They are dangerous, one once crawled onto my chest as I wrapped my bath towel round me.

I fell backwards and cracked my head off the tiles.

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