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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

from a night out involving Minxie

Scarlet Stars also survived.

When I left to wend my way home, Minxie, J0die, Tempting Devil and Havingfun1 were still out, so anything could be happening in Leeds

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have the toasters of Leeds been warned?

I'm back safe and sound from a night out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun."

I had my first American serviceman.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"from a night out involving Minxie

Scarlet Stars also survived.

When I left to wend my way home, Minxie, J0die, Tempting Devil and Havingfun1 were still out, so anything could be happening in Leeds

Oh pooo, I forgot you were going up there yesterday. I went up to watch the match, we could have met for a few drinks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I haven't been out, unfortunately.

I wanted to go to jaydees but it just wasn't workable.

It's two hours each way and I wouldn't have been able to stay over so I'd have to have driven back afterwards.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"from a night out involving Minxie

Scarlet Stars also survived.

When I left to wend my way home, Minxie, J0die, Tempting Devil and Havingfun1 were still out, so anything could be happening in Leeds

Blimming Leeds blimming closed before we were ready to go home!

Ended up going home anyway cos they wouldn't sell us anymore booze.

Leeds is still intact and no locals were harmed during our little foray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds dangerous.

I did alert the relevant authorities though as soon as I was informed and precautions were in place (defcon 1, many of us important people were ushered to strategic bunkers. You all probably didn't actually know anything about it).

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I can confirm Leeds is indeed still here.

Minxies whereabouts are being monitored by the appropriate emergency services ,

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!

All peaceful on the Sheffield front.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!

All peaceful on the Sheffield front.

How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun.

I had my first American serviceman."

oh do tell, pretty please. which service and where was he from?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun.

I had my first American serviceman.

oh do tell, pretty please. which service and where was he from?

I don't know - I was in a club. He introduced himself after.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Excellent and excellent news, hope you both had fun.

I had my first American serviceman.

oh do tell, pretty please. which service and where was he from?

Probably USAF

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!

All peaceful on the Sheffield front.

How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!"

The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!

All peaceful on the Sheffield front.

How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!

The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!"

My image of Minxie curled around her tail, doing that walking around and around into a smaller, tighter circle to fit onto a cat bed is better.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!

All peaceful on the Sheffield front.

How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!

The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!

My image of Minxie curled around her tail, doing that walking around and around into a smaller, tighter circle to fit onto a cat bed is better."

What? One of those sheepskin ones that hangs off a radiator?

Or one of the tartan pyramid shaped ones they go into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie's after action report:

Megabus broke my boob. Apparently I do modelling now (although I'm an actress really), my accent is all wrong and either I'm too tall or surrounded by pod people. Not only are all TV admirers "straight", but shortarses too. Minxie broke something within seconds of checking in. Also preemptively broke a photo booth that I was horribly molested in, and she managed to lose some money in Harvey Nics. Steals glassware from bars too.

Afternoon tea in Leeds does not come in a chipped enamel mug with 10 sugars. Apparently you can be told to be quiet while having noisy sex at a swinger festival.

That big window is in fact that, and not one way glass. It's just that everyone has seen my arse already and having simulated 3way sex is an everyday occurrence in Leeds.

You know your dress is too short when a couple of teenage girls pull it down a bit and say cover up.

Did I mention I was horribly molested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning or it it meeeeowww cat beds are oh so snug - someone failed to mention the incident with the dummy !! Oh what a good weekend !!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning or it it meeeeowww cat beds are oh so snug - someone failed to mention the incident with the dummy !! Oh what a good weekend !!

Now now Minxie, just cos your intensive training technique for the international sucks like a cyclonic vacuum cleaner competition has been revealed as a nunu you like to have at byebyes time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a lovely night and no toasters have been damaged as far as I know

All electrical appliances are intact, the only issue is a sulking cat cos Minxies sleeping in his bed!

All peaceful on the Sheffield front.

How did she fit on a cat bed? I'm really short and it would be difficult for me but she's realllllllly tall!

The cat thinks the people bed in the spare ooom (nods to Tina) is his so he's not best pleased that it currently contains a slumbering Minxie - she'd share with him but he wants it all to himself!

My image of Minxie curled around her tail, doing that walking around and around into a smaller, tighter circle to fit onto a cat bed is better."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie your accent is cool. Some people are just very easily confused.

I shall remember your legs forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning or it it meeeeowww cat beds are oh so snug - someone failed to mention the incident with the dummy !! Oh what a good weekend !!

Now now Minxie, just cos your intensive training technique for the international sucks like a cyclonic vacuum cleaner competition has been revealed as a nunu you like to have at byebyes time!

I'll have you know I was not sucking !!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning or it it meeeeowww cat beds are oh so snug - someone failed to mention the incident with the dummy !! Oh what a good weekend !!

Now now Minxie, just cos your intensive training technique for the international sucks like a cyclonic vacuum cleaner competition has been revealed as a nunu you like to have at byebyes time!

I'll have you know I was not sucking !!

So where were you using it?!?

Has it got something to do with that pamphlet I spotted in you bag? "12 easy steps to ping pong success" by 'a retired Bangkok showgirl'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point of information

Minxies exploding electrical appliance trick is normally (but not always) performed at breakfast time.

It should be safe to reappear from under the bed around now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have you know I was never under the bed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning or it it meeeeowww cat beds are oh so snug - someone failed to mention the incident with the dummy !! Oh what a good weekend !!

Now now Minxie, just cos your intensive training technique for the international sucks like a cyclonic vacuum cleaner competition has been revealed as a nunu you like to have at byebyes time!

I'll have you know I was not sucking !!

So where were you using it?!?

Has it got something to do with that pamphlet I spotted in you bag? "12 easy steps to ping pong success" by 'a retired Bangkok showgirl'?

That's a very harsh way to talk about the dummy - it had a name and doesn't like being referred to as "it"

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did I mention I was horribly molested? "

You were horribly molested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention I was horribly molested?

You were horribly molested?

Horribly - horribly molested?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Did I mention I was horribly molested?

You were horribly molested?

Horribly - horribly molested?

Did it involve a broken photo booth or some false teeth?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

glad you all had a great time and leeds survived lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minxie! As you very well know, it is the others in your close vicinity that have need to hide under the beds when you are around mechanical objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention I was horribly molested?

You were horribly molested?

Horribly - horribly molested?

Did it involve a broken photo booth or some false teeth?

I don't remember. Denial is setting in and the feeling it was somehow my fault for not wearing much. I may need counselling. And haribo.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I miss all the fun

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I miss all the fun

I think they shut Leeds early now that I have read through the whole thread.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July."

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July."

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh."

Come on the Wales fab camp.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

Come on the Wales fab camp.

I'm still considering it but I don't really do camping. I like my comforts too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh."

Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ? "

Frocks and masks - you'd look great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ?

Frocks and masks - you'd look great.

Fkin ell Lickety, if I put a frock on they'd think Clarissa Dickson-Wright had risen !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

Dare I ask what the 'dress code' is ?

Frocks and masks - you'd look great.

Fkin ell Lickety, if I put a frock on they'd think Clarissa Dickson-Wright had risen !

You could borrow one of mine and then they'd know it for certain. I've got a tiger and monkey masks for you to borrow.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have plenty of masks but no frock.

And no money to buy a frock.

And frocks aren't made to fit women of my propotions anyway. Since puberty I have only owned 4 frocks. 2 were made to measure and 2 were very stretchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have plenty of masks but no frock.

And no money to buy a frock.

And frocks aren't made to fit women of my propotions anyway. Since puberty I have only owned 4 frocks. 2 were made to measure and 2 were very stretchy!"

I'm not a frock or mask person either. So it rules me out.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

Come on the Wales fab camp.

I'm still considering it but I don't really do camping. I like my comforts too much."

That settles it mate. Considering you and I are ilk, we will hold our own party.

It's ok Minxie, I don't own a toaster. What are you like with dishwashers?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I am sooooo having a mad night out in July.

Just come to the June social. It's late June so almost July.

I'm not sure I'm feeling quite that sociable! I probably couldn't get a hotel now anyway. Plus I haven't got anything to wear that suits the dress code.

I don't think it's an ideal event for me tbh.

Come on the Wales fab camp.

I'm still considering it but I don't really do camping. I like my comforts too much.

That settles it mate. Considering you and I are ilk, we will hold our own party.

It's ok Minxie, I don't own a toaster. What are you like with dishwashers?"

Paaaaaaarrrrrrtttttyyyyyyyy!

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

But things just happen when Minxie is about....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"But things just happen when Minxie is about...."

Which is one of the reasons we invite her! After all, if you're in the eye of the storm you won't hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But don't hold the party late June - to early July as I am off sinking liners apparently

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"But things just happen when Minxie is about....

Which is one of the reasons we invite her! After all, if you're in the eye of the storm you won't hurt."

This is my theory too...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you all get my snogs? I'm sure i told someone to pass a few around from me.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Did you all get my snogs? I'm sure i told someone to pass a few around from me.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Did you all get my snogs? I'm sure i told someone to pass a few around from me.

I may have pecked a few cheeks on Friday night

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Minxie! As you very well know, it is the others in your close vicinity that have need to hide under the beds when you are around mechanical objects

Even lay in your bed there's no guarantee you'll be safe as my poor nose knows only to well

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Minxie is conspicuous by her absence, what have you done with her?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Minxie is conspicuous by her absence, what have you done with her?

I took her to meet some of my friends from lesbia.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The Minxatious one has left the county!!!

All those who have been hiding in bubble wrap insulated cellars living off a diet of cold pies and black pudding butties are safe to emerge into to normal life again - you lightweights!

You didn't half miss a cracking weekend of frivolity and sweeties while you were cowering in the cold, damp dark.

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