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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need some help please.

I left my phone at home whilst out buying a chicken from Tesco.

On returning my partner discovered messages on my phone from women that one could only describe as explicit.

An argument ensued and she's now gone to live at her mums.

My question is: if the chicken is 2kg - how long should I cook it for, and on what heat? She did all the cooking you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male here mate. I buy pre cooked chickens. I'll ask your Mum if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it back and get a cooked one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees

Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.

Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need some help please.

I left my phone at home whilst out buying a chicken from Tesco.

On returning my partner discovered messages on my phone from women that one could only describe as explicit.

An argument ensued and she's now gone to live at her mums.

My question is: if the chicken is 2kg - how long should I cook it for, and on what heat? She did all the cooking you see.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees

Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.

Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx"

I'm going for thirty minutes in the microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees

Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.

Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx"

That sounds so hot! Love it when a woman talks naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, it sounds like that's two birds you've stuffed tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs man, Stick it in the freezer and go to the pub, we shouldn't have to tell you that

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

1 hour 50 minutes on 180 oC! Well a man needs to eat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just realised she's took the kids too.

I thought it was quiet.

Every cloud and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs man, Stick it in the freezer and go to the pub, we shouldn't have to tell you that "

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Yup got to say tis a no brainer ? Surely its sfs ?Freeze the bird get chips after a healthy pub session

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've just realised she's took the kids too.

I thought it was quiet.

Every cloud and all that."

Who got the dog?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 1.5 hours at 180 degrees

Put water in the pan too as it will help keep the bird moist. You could cut up an onion (chunky) and stuff into the cavety to add flavour.

Check it's cooked by poking with a skewer & the juices should be clear xx"

i stuff the cavity with quartered limes to keep it moist. no added water needed, doesn't leave a strong flavour in the meat, but nice delicate meat for your delectation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just realised she's took the kids too.

I thought it was quiet.

Every cloud and all that.

Who got the dog?

A"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .fuck the chicken doggy style. or put a dirty pair of your wife dirty knickers over your head they always leave one and sing the john waite song .i ain't missing you at all missing you since you been gone oh no!! .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hope you've got a "Meet now" up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the chicken and get a kebab. That's what single guys do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget the chicken and get a kebab. That's what single guys do. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't cook the chicken at all. If your wife has gone, you might need to use the chicken yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your profile to can accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice is put a password on the phone

And kick the shit out of the chicken

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget the chicken and get a kebab. That's what single guys do.

"

I'd avoid the badly stuffed ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just realised she's took the kids too.

I thought it was quiet.

Every cloud and all that."

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