FabSwingers.com forum: Things you have learnt today....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have learnt that eating too many chick peas with wholemeal Pitta makes me best friends with my loo.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nobody likes me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nobody likes me

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Are you eating worms yet?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To turn the socket on when I put ma phone on charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I've overstayed my welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go into a shop and not want the first 5 things I see..

I also need to remember Im a smaller size before im in my.pants in the fitting room..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody likes me

Are you eating worms yet?"

There's only worms on here

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I've overstayed my welcome "
Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That I'm a domestic god. Well apart from cleaning shower doors!

How the feck do you get water stains off them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can get edible glitter for 59p a pot when you know where to look.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I love femme and diamond they are like my big sisters

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That you can get edible glitter for 59p a pot when you know where to look."

Oh tell me as I've got to so some cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I already know everything there is to possibly know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I shouldn't drink a ton of water before getting on a train with no loo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the 'Secret Garden Party' Festival is the equivalent to the 'Burning Man', apparently.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

That I'm too slow to reply to the forum posts! Then look like a complete twat for saying a similar thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm too slow to reply to the forum posts! Then look like a complete twat for saying a similar thing...

I do that all the time.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

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Thats terrible, I think you should plot revenge.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

Thats terrible, I think you should plot revenge.

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turncoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm too slow to reply to the forum posts! Then look like a complete twat for saying a similar thing...

Don't worry, everyone does it or has done it at some time

Nice tat by the way

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

Thats terrible, I think you should plot revenge.

turncoat

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I wasnt here when you said what you said so have no idea what's going on, but I can tell what type of mood you are in.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

Thats terrible, I think you should plot revenge.

turncoat

I wasnt here when you said what you said so have no idea what's going on, but I can tell what type of mood you are in.

Hummmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

She's just pissed because she has had hundreds of messages asking to see the marrow she had up her anus.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"That I'm too slow to reply to the forum posts! Then look like a complete twat for saying a similar thing...

I do that all the time.

I'll have to learn to be a ninja poster!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"That I've overstayed my welcome Awww has that Diamondsmiles been mean to you?

Yep, slammed the door on my poor fat arse as i left the thread.

She's just pissed because she has had hundreds of messages asking to see the marrow she had up her anus. "
part of that is true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the Forums are a good place to make contact

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That I really ought to be a realist the whole time rather than most of the time!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"That I'm too slow to reply to the forum posts! Then look like a complete twat for saying a similar thing...

Don't worry, everyone does it or has done it at some time

Nice tat by the way

Thank you! I want to join in as I love the wit & humour all you guys have. Will just have to learn some more from the masters!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

That stockingshq have a new range back in and spent a small fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I shouldn't doubt myself as much as I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I dont like the M6

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I dont like the M6

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Does anyone actually like the M6?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"That I dont like the M6

Does anyone actually like the M6?

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Even the ripoff M6 toll has had problems this week. Fate has doomed this awful motorway in all forms. Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found that my hatred of people who try to take me for a mug is undiminished

Gimp

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

My 8 year old croes when I am unwell which is touching but as I am his rock it shakes him up.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

*cries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a domestic god. Well apart from cleaning shower doors!

How the feck do you get water stains off them?

Vinegar?

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By *hirsty_WorkMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I learnt what dvp was today

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I've learnt that some guys think a sexy photo is a close up of there Arsehole as they squeeze to make a shite and make it that sticky ooty way

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Today I have realised, more that learnt that no matter what job I do, I always find fault with the management.

Unfortunately in this role, the management happens to be the government. No hope of taking them on and winning.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

that my sex addiction is in the premier league....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I have learnt today ..... erm, I absolutely love latex clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's a lot of hills in durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends let you down

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That there seems to be a lot of letting down by friends in the forums tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learnt that i cant run yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get sunburn on an English beach in May. Even if its,windy,cloudy and you're only there for an hour and 20 minutes. And, flies congregate in the thousands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learned that not everyone loves me as much as they should! I am fabulous after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sometimes biting your lip & giving someone a hug is the way forward....

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By *hirsty_WorkMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I learnt that threads posted on the forum can suddenly disappear! But I don't know why? I posted an interesting one and it just disappeared after about 20 replies. It wasn't offensive or anything like that. Anybody got any ideas why it happened? Are there subjects your not meant up talk about haha??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned im really crap at poker shots 2day hence half mullered lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I learnt that threads posted on the forum can suddenly disappear! But I don't know why? I posted an interesting one and it just disappeared after about 20 replies. It wasn't offensive or anything like that. Anybody got any ideas why it happened? Are there subjects your not meant up talk about haha?? "
There are a few subjects that admin don't like to be discussed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i should more select when i buy a MALE hamster, for my child... And not just think awe cute little fatty..

That is of course unless I want too get up too nine little critters running around

anyone want a hammy?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That I'm a domestic god. Well apart from cleaning shower doors!

How the feck do you get water stains off them?

Vinegar?"

Thank you

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By *hirsty_WorkMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"There are a few subjects that admin don't like to be discussed."

Thanks

all I asked was what were the weirdest/funniest messages people had received were :/

Slap on wrist for being naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That i should more select when i buy a MALE hamster, for my child... And not just think awe cute little fatty..

That is of course unless I want too get up too nine little critters running around

anyone want a hammy?

Ooooh be careful ~ my MALE hammy gave birth to 8 babies and proceeded to eat 4 of them.....apparently if they don't feel their space is large enough it's quite normal for them to do this...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have learned that life is beautiful if you take time to stop and smell the roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That i should more select when i buy a MALE hamster, for my child... And not just think awe cute little fatty..

That is of course unless I want too get up too nine little critters running around

anyone want a hammy?

Ooooh be careful ~ my MALE hammy gave birth to 8 babies and proceeded to eat 4 of them.....apparently if they don't feel their space is large enough it's quite normal for them to do this...!!!"

Eeek I know Hun I'm wondering where the hell I'm going to put them all until

I can give them away!!

hope she doesn't chomp her way through them!! Bluergh my little lad will be distraught. People in pet shops should know their stuff! We've only had it about four bloody days!! He wants to play with her.. But can't incase she has hammy pie ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm just an option to some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm just an option to some people"

Ahh but your a nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm just an option to some people

Ahh but your a nice one

Aww thank you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt that just because someone's tongue is still pink not brown it doesn't mean they aren't an arse licker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That i should more select when i buy a MALE hamster, for my child... And not just think awe cute little fatty..

That is of course unless I want too get up too nine little critters running around

anyone want a hammy?

Ooooh be careful ~ my MALE hammy gave birth to 8 babies and proceeded to eat 4 of them.....apparently if they don't feel their space is large enough it's quite normal for them to do this...!!!"

Did he eat them to destroy the evidence having realised that it's unnatural being male and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm just an option to some people

Ahh but your a nice one

Aww thank you gorgeous

Your welcome sweetie! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That i should more select when i buy a MALE hamster, for my child... And not just think awe cute little fatty..

That is of course unless I want too get up too nine little critters running around

anyone want a hammy?

Ooooh be careful ~ my MALE hammy gave birth to 8 babies and proceeded to eat 4 of them.....apparently if they don't feel their space is large enough it's quite normal for them to do this...!!!

Did he eat them to destroy the evidence having realised that it's unnatural being male and all

Always one ain't there

tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that two bottles of white wine and sleeping tablets is a recipe for the mother of all hangovers, in a drowsy sort of way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm too slow to reply to the forum posts! Then look like a complete twat for saying a similar thing...

I do that all the time.

Me too all the time, it's a game I like to play called beat the fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that two bottles of white wine and sleeping tablets is a recipe for the mother of all hangovers, in a drowsy sort of way

Seriously? Are you mad!!! I could slap you right now with a wet fish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I could be annoyed in 3.5 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that two bottles of white wine and sleeping tablets is a recipe for the mother of all hangovers, in a drowsy sort of way

Seriously? Are you mad!!! I could slap you right now with a wet fish!!

Best do it now while I'm still drowsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned my eyes roll round my head after a few drinks.....what a attractive sight.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

That however low you think some people have stooped, they can go lower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I dont like the M6

Does anyone actually like the M6?

No, nobody likes the M6, but they all cram themselves onto it anyway! Me, I go by A roads, takes twice as long, but worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That _isscheekychops looks like Drew Barrymore.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I've learnt that thingy at last. .if you fool me once more fool you but fool me twice fool you. ? ah fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few subjects that admin don't like to be discussed.

Thanks

all I asked was what were the weirdest/funniest messages people had received were :/

Slap on wrist for being naughty!"

I think it warns you on a computer before you post, but don't ever remember seeing it on my phone. I'm sure you can't discuss/direct quote private messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a domestic god. Well apart from cleaning shower doors!

How the feck do you get water stains off them?

Vinegar?

Thank you

Never tried it for that myself but vinegar is good for cleaning loads of stuff, including windows, so fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it may in fact not be a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Nan's make the best rock cakes and homemade marmalade.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That I sulk like a stroppy teenager when I don't get what I want - even worse when I could have had it but had to walk away cos it wasn't fair on someone else!

Then I go home and eat crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have learned that life is beautiful if you take time to stop and smell the roses."

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Ive learned do not go to a car boot sale the morning after clubbing wearing the same shoes. And an over used pussy needs some tlc the day after the night before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have learnt that Weight Watchers sausages are 1 syn, not 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learnt I have three electric trip switches at my home but still dnt know what tripped it. M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i dont actually have asbestos hands and a new oven glove would be a very sensible purchase.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

slow cookers take fucking ages and i keep dipping

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That I'm getting old.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

That you can't 'kid a kidda' ... And those that have tried recently, realized it too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread..."

I have learned that sydney can get scarily close to my wavelength.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread...

I have learned that sydney can get scarily close to my wavelength. "

Thread Fwend

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

even on a Sunday here, it's wall to wall drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread

I mustn't 'try' to be funny on a thread...

I have learned that sydney can get scarily close to my wavelength.

Thread Fwend

This is getting scary again.

I have a friend and i didnt have to say the most awkward line in human history.

"Will you be my fwend?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JN can bake a mean lemon drizzle cake

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am contradictory. And a little bit addicted to Quavers.

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