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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Let's get the drinks flowing and knickers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope there is some new talent at the party

Mines a vodka an pineapple please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hope there is some new talent at the party

Mines a vodka an pineapple please

Coming right up....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm staying at home cause none of the guys want to talk to me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bottle of Patron please....with a shot glass, I am not yet at the stage where I glug in outta the bottle.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bottle of Patron please....with a shot glass, I am not yet at the stage where I glug in outta the bottle.

Haha I love patron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the male to female ratio in here,

I will have to be on top form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear knickers.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not wearing any knickers.

And drinking diet - else I might saw my thumb off and nail my hand to something.

JD later though!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't wear knickers.

Ok boxers for the men folk

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not wearing any knickers.

And drinking diet - else I might saw my thumb off and nail my hand to something.

JD later though!

Oh god what are you building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I be your naked waiter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, boxers are off and I've made a cup of tea.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"May I be your naked waiter?

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't wear knickers.

Ok boxers for the men folk

That reminds me,

I got a some new boxers the other day some expensive ones and some stripy slutty ones

I might have to take some new pics

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

wooo hooo!. enjoy me while you can i only come out for 14minutes once every 8years. lets dance like its the early 60's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I be your naked waiter?

Go on then

And what is madam's pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish! Invited out by ppl I'd rather not go out with, and ignored by those I'd thought were friends!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I wish! Invited out by ppl I'd rather not go out with, and ignored by those I'd thought were friends!

Aww that my dear is called life....sorry to hear about your friends x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Is it one of those kinky parties , where you throw your knickers in a bowl to see which car you get to take home ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish! Invited out by ppl I'd rather not go out with, and ignored by those I'd thought were friends!

Time for new friends...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I be the glum one smoking in the garden? It's one of those evenings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish! Invited out by ppl I'd rather not go out with, and ignored by those I'd thought were friends!

Time for new friends...

Definitely!! Want to follow back to the days off being 1 of the lads, before they all got serious partners who got.miffed that they couldn't go on lads nights, but I could, decided I was after their men n banned their guys from coming out. Women are just too bitchy! Rant over!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I be the glum one smoking in the garden? It's one of those evenings..."

Aww here I'll join you for a fag x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can I be the glum one smoking in the garden? It's one of those evenings...

Aww here I'll join you for a fag x"
dirty smokers

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Got a light anyone ?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

for fuck sake I've not long left .come on .dance dance dance dance dance.fuckin dance.and smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for fuck sake I've not long left .come on .dance dance dance dance dance.fuckin dance.and smile.

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come done with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a packet of mints on me

when i smoke, But i only smoke when i have been drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello everyone! I'd like a beer please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of out now, hopefully the party's goona be an allnighter so can gatecrash later

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

Oh because you are in Arlington Texas lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

ah what a bunch of washouts or maybe its my presence . .anyway I've took 2antidepressants,made a collage on a paper plate to represent blue waffle from the sausage rolls&stilton skewers and gettin the next bus home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Starts doing the helicopter in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD on the rocks for the rusty fossil please

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Not wearing any knickers.

And drinking diet - else I might saw my thumb off and nail my hand to something.

JD later though!

Oh god what are you building "

A hundred odd flower boxes.

Don't ask!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"*Starts doing the helicopter in the corner*"
hehe haha.at least i got a laugh

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

OK, a mental image just made me less glum. Someone get me a drink!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hmmmm....,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"OK, a mental image just made me less glum. Someone get me a drink!"

What drink would you like?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not wearing any knickers.

And drinking diet - else I might saw my thumb off and nail my hand to something.

JD later though!

Oh god what are you building

A hundred odd flower boxes.

Don't ask!

For her lady ship?? Lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*Starts doing the helicopter in the corner*"
Dip that fucker in Dettol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

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yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"*Starts doing the helicopter in the corner*"
.ho ho he ha ha.stop it Thats too much noo

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm easy. A lager will do. Or an interesting cocktail, preferably one involving vodka and coffee.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party.

Oh how I miss Seagrams

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm easy. A lager will do. Or an interesting cocktail, preferably one involving vodka and coffee.

Espresso martini??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a nice spiced rum and please

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm easy. A lager will do. Or an interesting cocktail, preferably one involving vodka and coffee.

Espresso martini?? "

They rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've brought a case of Miller Genuine Draft - any room in the fridge?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm easy. A lager will do. Or an interesting cocktail, preferably one involving vodka and coffee.

Espresso martini?? "
Have I had one of those?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm easy. A lager will do. Or an interesting cocktail, preferably one involving vodka and coffee.

Espresso martini?? "

Toffee vodka and Kahlua?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has hidden the JD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party.

want me to sneak you a bottle of diagrams???

Oh how I miss Seagrams

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I do wish I wasn't working at 7 tomorrow. I could do with attending a good party!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think a nice spiced rum and please

I have that in real life with a lime wedge

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm easy. A lager will do. Or an interesting cocktail, preferably one involving vodka and coffee.

Espresso martini?? Have I had one of those?

no but we will

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

yes a seagram 7 and seven up is an excellent drink. And yes ma'am i am in Texas . But i do luv a good party.

want me to sneak you a bottle of diagrams???

Oh how I miss Seagrams

Oi stop smiling lol I've not had it in years

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please

Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

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filthy habit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

filthy habit lol

Have you hidden the JD?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

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. i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please

Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on

Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

. i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance

Come on then sweet cheeks

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over a year ago

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

. i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance

*Shimmies over and belly dances singing heyo heyooo heeeeeyoooooo"

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over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please

Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on

Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it

Oi that's my dried up chipolata

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

. i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance

Come on then sweet cheeks

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cheers,lets walk like an EEGGYYPPTTIIAANN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my dancing shoes on,

Who wants to dance

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I've decided I'm coming and I will have a ballini and can you put me in the non smokers corner please

Blows smoke in diamonds face

. i know its far too early but can i have a quick dance to this song before i get thrown out..its the Bangles walk like an Egyptian. . .dont leave me hanging please its just a dance

*Shimmies over and belly dances singing heyo heyooo heeeeeyoooooo"

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the three of us are dancing together.like an Egyptian !!! x x X

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over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please

Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on

Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it

Oi that's my dried up chipolata

Got any dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2innotts knock knock knocking on the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?...

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over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late, I'll have a pint of the usual please

Oh, and I've brought something for the ladies to nibble on

Brandy and ginger please .... ere this sausage on a stick tastes funny .. and it hasn't got a stick in it

Oi that's my dried up chipolata

Got any dip?

Oh what the hell..man's mayonnaise?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?...

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where the fuck have you been theres 3of us dancing like an Egyptian!!! to break the ice so come on dont leave me hanging i need Scottish support we dance different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?...

Hey...JD mwahhhhxxx

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .must be the 12inch remix !!!!! whoo whoo .. . .? i say i say it must be the 12inch remix

x x. X

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over a year ago

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?...

where the fuck have you been theres 3of us dancing like an Egyptian!!! to break the ice so come on dont leave me hanging i need Scottish support we dance different

Erm..naw sunshine, YOU dance different!!! Conga time'!!!!!!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please? "

You can have whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?...

Hey...JD mwahhhhxxx

You pour....i'll have a large one!!!

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over a year ago

"Gatecrasher sashays in with JD. Where's that Shaman chap hiding?...

Hey...JD mwahhhhxxx

You pour....i'll have a large one!!!

Large one on its way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

You can have whatever you want

why thank you, miss.

what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Starts doing the helicopter in the corner*Dip that fucker in Dettol!

Not enjoying the cheesy breeze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any idea how hard it is to belly dance whilst simultaneously wiping one's chin and choosing another track ... ahhhh the FAB song .. love shack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any idea how hard it is to belly dance whilst simultaneously wiping one's chin and choosing another track ... ahhhh the FAB song .. love shack!

Oooh ooh backcombing furiously! Anybody got hairgrips?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

You can have whatever you want

why thank you, miss.

what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick

He made me want to be back in the states again

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

.why's everyone so nonchalant ? this is my first ever time, and its takin a wee while to get used to everyone in just a small white towel..

i can already tell who the regulars are because their towels have little personalisd bits on their towels.. .wOO hoo theres a gold tassle . . . .wOO hoo theres nipple tassles they look silly in real life too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't be the B52s on here .. more like the 40 EEs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

You can have whatever you want

why thank you, miss.

what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick

He made me want to be back in the states again

i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

You can have whatever you want

why thank you, miss.

what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick

He made me want to be back in the states again

i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas.

I a with my ex hub at fort hood before that Germany....went to Cape cod and New Jersey love it,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice dry white wine please, my only pair are in the wash

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

ah this is amazing. . getting a wee bit tired but. . . FUCK!.I've never seen a guy give a blow job before

. . .. . .im scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

You can have whatever you want

why thank you, miss.

what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick

He made me want to be back in the states again

i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas.

I a with my ex hub at fort hood before that Germany....went to Cape cod and New Jersey love it,,,,

the ft hood vent page on fb makes me laugh so hard i cry sometimes. a friend is a member and it shows in my feed when he posts.

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over a year ago

"ah this is amazing. . getting a wee bit tired but. . . FUCK!.I've never seen a guy give a blow job before

. . .. . .im scared

*Holds hxnd out* come and sit here with me ...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"ah this is amazing. . getting a wee bit tired but. . . FUCK!.I've never seen a guy give a blow job before

. . .. . .im scared

*Holds hxnd out* come and sit here with me ...

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thanks im no always this shaky. and the friendly face is appreciated. .I've only seen it by mistake in a film before

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"ah this is amazing. . getting a wee bit tired but. . . FUCK!.I've never seen a guy give a blow job before

. . .. . .im scared

Was it ok for you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can anyone join or is this a closed party. If i can join i would luv a 7 and 7.

Oi how do you know about 7 and 7 that is my favourite drink of all time but I can't get Seagrams anywhere

try ordering it off Amazon. the u.s. one.

may i have a Malibu and , please?

You can have whatever you want

why thank you, miss.

what i want is for that sexy cowboy to start talkin' more. he said 'ma'am' and made me homesick

He made me want to be back in the states again

i know the feeling. I'm from just one Little state away known as arkansas.

I a with my ex hub at fort hood before that Germany....went to Cape cod and New Jersey love it,,,,

the ft hood vent page on fb makes me laugh so hard i cry sometimes. a friend is a member and it shows in my feed when he posts. "

I had amazing times with the USarmy. So many great memories

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over a year ago

I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah this is amazing. . getting a wee bit tired but. . . FUCK!.I've never seen a guy give a blow job before

. . .. . .im scared

Pull yourself together poppet! I'm not getting the last bus to Auchenshoogle with you if your gonnae be sick!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting."

Come on over cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a Disaronno with cola. Next, Disaronno with cranberry

Guess I should remove my knickers soon then.

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over a year ago

"I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting."

any soco in that bag for a lady?

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over a year ago

"I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting.

Come on over cowboy

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do i need to bring my horse too??

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Is anyone d*unk enough yet for party tricks? (Lib's helicoptering doesn't count, he always does that one!)

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By *he ProletariatMan
over a year ago

axminster

"I'm staying at home cause none of the guys want to talk to me

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i'll talk to ya hun xx

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over a year ago

"I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting.

Come on over cowboy

do i need to bring my horse too??

just the spurs and stetson

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok, who's drank all the Sambuca, was going to pour some into ma Strongbow

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over a year ago

"Ok, who's drank all the Sambuca, was going to pour some into ma Strongbow

Well

you ate my biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and diet please. im ready for bed, no knickers

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can bring all my brothers, jack,Jim,josey,patron and yes seagrams. Could be real interesting.

Come on over cowboy

do i need to bring my horse too??

just the spurs and stetson

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am back with more vodka

Russian Standard anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like there's going to some bucking going on

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Am back with more vodka

Russian Standard anybody

Meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a 20x beaver stetson meet with your approval ma'am. The spurs mess up the furniture as well as rip the sheets on the bed when I'm tryin to get traction....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am back with more vodka

Russian Standard anybody

Meeeeeee

Ohoh you're on the Voddy now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Stops doing the helicopter*

Has anyone got some ice?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Would a 20x beaver stetson meet with your approval ma'am. The spurs mess up the furniture as well as rip the sheets on the bed when I'm tryin to get traction....lol"

A cowboy hat will do lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"*Stops doing the helicopter*

Has anyone got some ice?"

I have

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

yeeeha! when did the line dancin start? this has been the best life of my night and i love everyone even the guy wi the wibbily wobbley double jointed jaw .!!.

lets all hold hands.... . .(dont correct me on the life night bit im floating)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cowboy hat full of ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cowboy hat full of ice.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Would a 20x beaver stetson meet with your approval ma'am. The spurs mess up the furniture as well as rip the sheets on the bed when I'm tryin to get traction....lol

A cowboy hat will do lol "

You might be spoilt for choice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ok, who's drank all the Sambuca, was going to pour some into ma Strongbow

Well

you ate my biscuits!

Ok, fair dues. We'll have to find something else to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns up fashionably late.

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