FabSwingers.com forum: Best user names

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And the nominees for this years 'fabs best user names' are (in my humble opinion):

Detective hottie bottie

Sydney university

Voluptuous virago

Who would you nominate?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww thank you

Your very welcome. You pick the name, you get the kudos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?"

The question is tho do you look/act like him? Because if you do ill run the other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?

The question is tho do you look/act like him? Because if you do ill run the other way. "

If you mean do I have to carry a certificate to prove I'm human then no..... I assume you know of his friend sergeant detritus too? And cpl carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do. Id properly run the other way from them to.

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By *rish Blue Eyes GentMan
over a year ago

Earley

I nominate myself

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over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

me ... simples.... olov

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?

The question is tho do you look/act like him? Because if you do ill run the other way.

If you mean do I have to carry a certificate to prove I'm human then no..... I assume you know of his friend sergeant detritus too? And cpl carrot?"

Captain Carrot

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?

The question is tho do you look/act like him? Because if you do ill run the other way.

If you mean do I have to carry a certificate to prove I'm human then no..... I assume you know of his friend sergeant detritus too? And cpl carrot?"

I've heard the play on radio 4extra

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?"

I've got all the books and the three main films, as well as the Science of the Discworld books, the Art of the Discworld and various other books.

I don't have the animated films though.

And Nanny Ogg's cookbook is currently on my Amazon wishlist! I think I can live without Where's My Cow? though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mine

I thought violet was purple though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine

I thought violet was purple though.

Roses are red

Violet is blue

I'm so horny

I would fuck you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i think all of our names suit us..

I tried to change mine but still got called Cute or Sassy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mine

I thought violet was purple though.

I will however nominate you for tomorrows 'fabs best profiles' because yours is awesome!!!!! Thanks for the giggles Violet is Blue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine

I thought violet was purple though.

Roses are red

Violet is blue

I'm so horny

I would fuck you !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mine

I thought violet was purple though.

I thought that too.. a dark bluey/purple

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Well i think all of our names suit us..

I tried to change mine but still got called Cute or Sassy.. "
thats because your cute ... and sassy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mine

I thought violet was purple though.

I thought that too.. a dark bluey/purple

I used to have the same argument with just about everybody about my old nissan micra. I always thought it was purple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i think all of our names suit us..

I tried to change mine but still got called Cute or Sassy.. thats because your cute ... and sassy xx"

Should be very cute and sassy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like the funny names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another list I won't make

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm rubbish at picking usernames. Some of yours are great though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bertie bollocks always makes me chuckle

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't know if she is still here but when I started posting there used to be a Jemima Puddlefuck, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infinite Oppenheimer was a good one

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By *ordweaver2018Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Jekyll and Hyde certainly suits me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many moons ago I used to be Wild Bill Thickcock and Kate was Fanny Fat Ass

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Infinite Oppenheimer was a good one "

He's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Infinite Oppenheimer was a good one

He's gone

Has he? sad times..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the nominees for this years 'fabs best user names' are (in my humble opinion):

Detective hottie bottie

Sydney university

Voluptuous virago

Who would you nominate?"

Blushes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And the nominees for this years 'fabs best user names' are (in my humble opinion):

Detective hottie bottie

Sydney university

Voluptuous virago

Who would you nominate?

Blushes

Sydney, your profile also goes in the hat for tomorrows draw. I just read through it and a little bit bit of wee came out. Pmsl!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if she is still here but when I started posting there used to be a Jemima Puddlefuck, I think.

I remember that name...used to make me giggle too. Think she is still on here but mustn't post anymore as I saw her name recently on an old post that had been revived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the nominees for this years 'fabs best user names' are (in my humble opinion):

Detective hottie bottie

Sydney university

Voluptuous virago

Who would you nominate?

Blushes

Sydney, your profile also goes in the hat for tomorrows draw. I just read through it and a little bit bit of wee came out. Pmsl!!!!!!"

I just want to thank God, my friends and my family, and all the charities I work tirelessly for.

Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is apt for this site. Valeria Messalina was the wife of Claudius, she outraged Rome with her orgies and her capacity to be fucked by every roman who took her fancy. She was executed for bigamy in the end as she married some other Roman whilst her husband was away campaigning. Claudius ordered her execution with a sad heart however as he, along with every other Roman man was besotted with her beauty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And why has nobody nominated goldicocks? Surely she has to be top 5?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In a blaze of modesty I nominate my name, because it makes me sound like an American huge boobed porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?

I've got all the books and the three main films, as well as the Science of the Discworld books, the Art of the Discworld and various other books.

I don't have the animated films though.

And Nanny Ogg's cookbook is currently on my Amazon wishlist! I think I can live without Where's My Cow? though."

"Where's My Cow?" is great .. I neither have nor want The Book of Pooh" though. I am always called Nanny Ogg by my friends.. i sing " a hedgehog can never be buggered" and "A wizard's staff has a knob upon the end" in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why has nobody nominated goldicocks? Surely she has to be top 5?"

Talking about user names:

Where are you from and what's your name, BoltonDave? I'd have a wild guess but I'd be miles off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And why has nobody nominated goldicocks? Surely she has to be top 5?

Talking about user names:

Where are you from and what's your name, BoltonDave? I'd have a wild guess but I'd be miles off.

Im not nominated for best names. Im hoping i get a shot at 'most original name'

And lets have your guess and see where you end up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"And why has nobody nominated goldicocks? Surely she has to be top 5?"

Erm, you didn't list her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why has nobody nominated goldicocks? Surely she has to be top 5?"

Lol...probably because most read it as Goldilocks and miss the pun! There are some great names on here though, I can just never remember them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think it's interesting why people chose the names they have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think it's interesting why people chose the names they have. "

Thats a good thought. Maybe next week we could have a 'best back story' catagory.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've always been known as. _isscheekychops as I can be a cheeky fucker at times lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've always been known as. _isscheekychops as I can be a cheeky fucker at times lol "

However I was diamondgurly for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?"

Discworld, brilliant books

I've just gone with my name plus numbers

Pretty boring really wish I'd thought of something good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I think mine is apt for this site. Valeria Messalina was the wife of Claudius, she outraged Rome with her orgies and her capacity to be fucked by every roman who took her fancy. She was executed for bigamy in the end as she married some other Roman whilst her husband was away campaigning. Claudius ordered her execution with a sad heart however as he, along with every other Roman man was besotted with her beauty

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the original greedy girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many moons ago I used to be Wild Bill Thickcock"

That actually made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself.... Nobbynobbs (but can you tell me from which book(s) I stole the character name?

The question is tho do you look/act like him? Because if you do ill run the other way.

If you mean do I have to carry a certificate to prove I'm human then no..... I assume you know of his friend sergeant detritus too? And cpl carrot?

Captain Carrot

This is true .... Recently promoted due to being the tallest dwarf ever.....! Commander Vimes would be lost without him.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I like mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm going to throw my tricorn in!

Naughty Pirate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm going to throw my tricorn in!

Naughty Pirate"

Maybe you could help out and throw your tricorn into the shaving pirates thread aswell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's so hard to get a good name, I tried loads of names before i came across one that nobody had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people on sites like this often have names like 'hotstud/sexybabe/massivecock' or whatever, but many often say the mind is the sexiest organ, hence I chose 'sexybrain'

...most people probably wouldn't care about that if I didn't have a massive cock though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine its what Sugarkisses chose for me when I joined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is self-explanatory and obviously boring I think. Cant think of anything new at the moment, plus if i changed it, I might lose the one I have now if I decide to go back to current one.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lots of people on sites like this often have names like 'hotstud/sexybabe/massivecock' or whatever, but many often say the mind is the sexiest organ, hence I chose 'sexybrain'

...most people probably wouldn't care about that if I didn't have a massive cock though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn't me

Who would I be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some on here are pretty funny... I saw

'Vagaterian' made me snicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my 4th name I shall stick to it though,has me down to a tee x

I do like the funny names,not keen on the real dirty names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I like mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the nominees for this years 'fabs best user names' are (in my humble opinion):

Detective hottie bottie

Sydney university

Voluptuous virago

Who would you nominate?"

I'd nominate Sydney_University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

So you should tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been able to have the same name [with the addition of an !] every time I've been on and off Fab. I think it kind of suites me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the nominees for this years 'fabs best user names' are (in my humble opinion):

Detective hottie bottie

Sydney university

Voluptuous virago

Who would you nominate?

I'd nominate Sydney_University. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been able to have the same name [with the addition of an !] every time I've been on and off Fab. I think it kind of suites me

You may have legs, but do you know how to use them? Would you like a pearl necklace? And why do i have a sudden urge to quote ZZ Top songs at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine is apt because 'Birds' intimidate me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Fineballs was a good one in the past lol

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Chose ours on a whim. Thought it was bland and invisible, which after a scare was just what we desired. Had it for years now and become rather attached in a quaint kind of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of user names I like - plus I'd get well confused if they changed as I'm used to them now.

I'm a fan of the more unusual ones.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Michael hunt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My faves are ~ Meet the Fockers & Dempsey & Hotpiece

From your list I think Sydney University is rather cool.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I like the sound of my name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+1 for Dempsey + Hotpiece.

Also missbehavinxx is a good one.

There are more but can't remember right now..will come back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floro was a fab name i think.

...miss that gorgeous bugger.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I like mine

Sounds formal yet cheeky

first and surname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My faves are ~ Meet the Fockers & Dempsey & Hotpiece

From your list I think Sydney University is rather cool."

Aww thank you! And yours I think sums you up fairly well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

Erm, like MeetTheSatsumas? Haha

Sorry, couldn't resist. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro was a fab name i think.

...miss that gorgeous bugger.

Ahh so do I pops!! Her real name was beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

Erm, like MeetTheSatsumas? Haha

Sorry, couldn't resist. Lol x

Hmm twat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

Erm, like MeetTheSatsumas? Haha

Sorry, couldn't resist. Lol x

Hmm twat!!

And I'm not rocking the orange look anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rest my case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

Erm, like MeetTheSatsumas? Haha

Sorry, couldn't resist. Lol x

Hmm twat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy Laydee

also a woman has a username: "CockSnogger" but doesn't post much.

Sexsensual was a good but she changed it.

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By *izziliciousWoman
over a year ago

West Lothian

"it's so hard to get a good name, I tried loads of names before i came across one that nobody had!

We've very similar names and profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best name I have ever seen on here was Eminence Noir, which belonged to an attractive black man I think.

Its a beautiful, sexy and seductive name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

Erm, like MeetTheSatsumas? Haha

Sorry, couldn't resist. Lol x

Hmm twat!!

Har har

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going too change ours!? But I got rollocked!

Some names are just iconic

Ahh but PP we where going too, be transformed into something, shy, retiring and sweet...

Erm, like MeetTheSatsumas? Haha

Sorry, couldn't resist. Lol x

Hmm twat!!

Har har

Have been known in the past as lucid nonsense... Maybe we should just go with meet the twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My faves are ~ Meet the Fockers & Dempsey & Hotpiece

From your list I think Sydney University is rather cool."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats it. Im off for another name change. This one i think will be permanent.

Toodles.

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