FabSwingers.com forum: Shaving pirates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you accidently cut them, do they shout "OOO ARRRRGGGHHHH"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a farmer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a farmer?

Just leave that for now, and later on when its quiet, we can start a shaving farmers thread.

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Ok you lot, no need to take the piss ojt of visually impaired lady lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok you lot, no need to take the piss ojt of visually impaired lady lol

In no way taking the piss. Simply stumbling upon your amazing idea and running with it.

Please accept my most humble apologies for any and all offence caused and if you like, take my arm and i shall lead you to the nearest specsavers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y'arrrr... ye livered bilge rats ul not be shaving me magic beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Y'arrrr... ye livered bilge rats ul not be shaving me magic beard

Avast!!!! Git back ear an' feel the wrath o' me razor!!!

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"Ok you lot, no need to take the piss ojt of visually impaired lady lol

In no way taking the piss. Simply stumbling upon your amazing idea and running with it.

Please accept my most humble apologies for any and all offence caused and if you like, take my arm and i shall lead you to the nearest specsavers."

Thank you. No offence taken. I think a visit to specsavers is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver mi timbers. You land lubbers be coming nowhere near these whiskers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did a double take when i saw this thread and had to double check it wasn't the same one as earlier and id just misread.

i imagine if you shave a pirate the words they shout wouldn't be fit for a lady to type on a public forum.

now Bolton, please get your bum back over to the boob judging thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did a double take when i saw this thread and had to double check it wasn't the same one as earlier and id just misread.

i imagine if you shave a pirate the words they shout wouldn't be fit for a lady to type on a public forum.

now Bolton, please get your bum back over to the boob judging thread.

can't believe my phone just anglicised my speech. butt, that should say butt....not bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirate weekend in Brixham

Brixhampriratefestival etc dot whatsit

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pirate weekend in Brixham

Brixhampriratefestival etc dot whatsit

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr

blooming great weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaver me timbers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a plain to shave my leg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Arrrggggghhhh!!!! What nonsense is all this. What have you scurvy currs been upto whilst i been excercising me land legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you accidently cut them, do they shout "OOO ARRRRGGGHHHH"?"

You will bleed if you do and bleed a lot it won't be pretty!

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