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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my cock!

She asked me what the hell I was doing

So I told her

But apperantly

Warming up your diner was the wrong answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch you don't get blisters.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be straightening it afterwards?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

little boy at school was really sad

teacher asked him what was wrong.

he said my mum nearly died this morning miss.

teacher said oh no, how did that happen?

little boy replys, dont know how it happened miss, just heard my mum screaming at the top of her voice "oh god, i'm coming, jesus christ, god i'm coming.

and i tell you miss, if my dad had not been on top of her pinning her down, i reckon she'd have gone

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