FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Night Status Shuffle....the results.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Post your statuses here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding a vicars & tarts party Sunday 10am to Noon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank Holiday Weekend Sale! Meet With Bi/Curious Couple, It Could Be YOU! Stocks Limited! Get Em Now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to be airtight this bank holiday. 3 cocks needed to fill my holes. The bigger, the better. Auditions tomorrow. Inbox me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cause I look like a girl and act like a girl my name isn't lola.

And my status is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussys great at licking herself clean

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Managed to get a whole marrow up my butt hole. Pm for pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease me.....please me..kiss my lips....hold my hips and freeze my nips

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

All packed and ready for glamping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If big dicks were aeroplanes, our mouths would be known as Heathrow terminals 1 and 2

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Managed to get a whole marrow up my butt hole. Pm for pics

And like the twat I am, I fell for this one and asked!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Cover me in peanut butter, lick my bum and love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camera guy needed to record my world record attempt at pushing Olives up my arsehole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Blank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at the moment, we won 5lb of Edam cheese, and sell by date isn't until Sunday.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So who wants to see my new piercings? Pm for pics.x

I have received my first request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who wants to see my new piercings? Pm for pics.x

I have received my first request."
show me on Sunday?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Been a while since I've taken a fist up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if they leave you a status and you put it up and they bog off and don't do yours?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What happens if they leave you a status and you put it up and they bog off and don't do yours?"
He will, he is a man of his word.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not doing a part two thread tonight folks, sorry if I missed anyone...will do another one in a couple of weeks...so look out for it .... xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thanks. I should know better after the last time. I've been told I'm a timewaster for not having a picture to share.

I thought explaining it is a game would mean they would understand that I am wasting time.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thanks. I should know better after the last time. I've been told I'm a timewaster for not having a picture to share.

I thought explaining it is a game would mean they would understand that I am wasting time."
Oh no.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been a while since I've taken a fist up my arse

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thanks. I should know better after the last time. I've been told I'm a timewaster for not having a picture to share.

I thought explaining it is a game would mean they would understand that I am wasting time.Oh no.....

There have been some really polite and sweet requests too. I'm beginning to think I might have to offer my comedy boobs as a consolation prize for my lack of piercing.

It's kept me amused after a frustrating day.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thanks. I should know better after the last time. I've been told I'm a timewaster for not having a picture to share.

I thought explaining it is a game would mean they would understand that I am wasting time.Oh no.....

There have been some really polite and sweet requests too. I'm beginning to think I might have to offer my comedy boobs as a consolation prize for my lack of piercing.

It's kept me amused after a frustrating day."
Slightly better than last time then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: meaningless overnight relationship. Bring your wife.

So far 3 msgs, 2 winks, and 2 friends requests. All from married cheats! Pmsl

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

The strap-on king ( queen at the weekends )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Window lickers for hire fri to monday only. Got to be willing to travel. Apply within lol xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks. I should know better after the last time. I've been told I'm a timewaster for not having a picture to share.

I thought explaining it is a game would mean they would understand that I am wasting time."
might be easier to just get a piercing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im going to pour ice cold slimy stuff all over you and rub it in til you beg for more

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Going out tomorrow for underwear shopping. I need a gentleman with great taste to accompany me and help me make my mind up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I model myself on Ken, looking for Barbie to help me zip up my Cool Fashions Rockstar outfit, genuine help needed.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I model myself on Ken, looking for Barbie to help me zip up my Cool Fashions Rockstar outfit, genuine help needed."
Even though I wrote it, it makes me giggle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Been a while since I've taken a fist up my arse

Think I got Cute back though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I model myself on Ken, looking for Barbie to help me zip up my Cool Fashions Rockstar outfit, genuine help needed.Even though I wrote it, it makes me giggle

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Bank holiday weekend and who wants to watch TV lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to grind back n forth till i make wet squishy noises and explode over a hard cock.. could it he u? Thanks Spicyrod .. my inbox went nuts lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My box has gone bonkers too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My box has gone bonkers too!

You've got a box made for bonking then

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My box has gone bonkers too!

You've got a box made for bonking then

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Belt up, its not bloomin funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... "Looking for Bi Male, for meet next week... Male half is curious.. Female would like too watch. All inboxes answered!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... "Looking for Bi Male, for meet next week... Male half is curious.. Female would like too watch. All inboxes answered!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had loads of offers even one telling me off for having it on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my profile says I am a single black male but I am really a 57 yr old post OP transsexual civil servant from Widnes

,Sorry about the delay been to hospital all night

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Think im glad I missed this now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my profile says I am a single black male but I am really a 57 yr old post OP transsexual civil servant from Widnes

,Sorry about the delay been to hospital all night

Struth. Are you ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl at these... Next time blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had loads of offers even one telling me off for having it on a Sunday.

Must admit tonight would have been better for us huni

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pmsl at these... Next time blade

You just want to get me an iv engh probs with bloke getting in my inbox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my profile says I am a single black male but I am really a 57 yr old post OP transsexual civil servant from Widnes

,Sorry about the delay been to hospital all night

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you ok Lamin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fine thank you,the little old man who lives next door was rushed in last night, he has no family so I went with him ,he has pneumonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fine thank you,the little old man who lives next door was rushed in last night, he has no family so I went with him ,he has pneumonia

Ahh. Hope he recovers ok. He's lucky to have a neighbour like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fine thank you,the little old man who lives next door was rushed in last night, he has no family so I went with him ,he has pneumonia

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Awww that's very kind of you hunny,hope he gets well soon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

its really heartening to see all these nice people on fabs .. hedonists dont have to be selfish .. giving and caring is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just knocked another Bi guy back,but were all childish for playing this game,its suppose to be a swinging site didn't you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just knocked another Bi guy back,but were all childish for playing this game,its suppose to be a swinging site didn't you know

Swinging is a serious business

God forbid a bit of fun breaks out

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

We're pretty sure some of you Fabsters just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send when you message us!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had 10 messages waiting to see my piercings when I logged on. Manageable. Only another 11 hours to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! I thought it was fairly tame compared to some of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had loads of offers even one telling me off for having it on a Sunday.

Must admit tonight would have been better for us huni

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My box has gone bonkers too!

Haha the joys of being a female on fab with an inviting status

.Any interesting offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just knocked another Bi guy back,but were all childish for playing this game,its suppose to be a swinging site didn't you know

Er 24hrs!! Shame on you... Rule breakers!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had to take mine off. Has about 80 messages in total, woke up to 32 this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to take mine off. Has about 80 messages in total, woke up to 32 this morning

You're failed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Just knocked another Bi guy back,but were all childish for playing this game,its suppose to be a swinging site didn't you know

So, you up for it then, maybe we can combine both of our status'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my profile says I am a single black male but I am really a 57 yr old post OP transsexual civil servant from Widnes

,Sorry about the delay been to hospital all night

No worries, i hope it wasn't complications after your er op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rather impatiently waiting until i can change my status, now.

some of the responses are just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rather impatiently waiting until i can change my status, now.

some of the responses are just

Just one hour to go. Am dreaded too! made feel rediculous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rather impatiently waiting until i can change my status, now.

some of the responses are just

Just one hour to go. Am dreaded too! made me feel rediculous lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm rather impatiently waiting until i can change my status, now.

some of the responses are just

Just one hour to go. Am dreaded too! made me feel rediculous lol "
I was kind!!

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"...Is empty. Update it?"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thank fook for that, narrow escape, only had 2 messages.

Mine makes for better reading now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rather impatiently waiting until i can change my status, now.

some of the responses are just

Oh good

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

23 hours ago... Who will cover my balls in marmite n lick it off please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rather impatiently waiting until i can change my status, now.

some of the responses are just

Oh good

no, really.... not good. but i persevered the full 24 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol apologies too alimark, and all the hassle they had re... Their status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed this one but have to say the last one generated even more random messages then usual ~ but all good fun

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

As you were ladies and gents , thanks for playing xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was emulsional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had loads of offers even one telling me off for having it on a Sunday.

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lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The status I wrote for someone seems to have worked, he had 26 messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol apologies too alimark, and all the hassle they had re... Their status

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Normal service resumed thank the lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 or so messages.2 good friends revealing their Bi tendancies and our profile reported for a false Status

All in a nights work pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 or so messages.2 good friends revealing their Bi tendancies and our profile reported for a false Status

All in a nights work pmsl"

maybe ill bow out of the next status shuffle... Nah maybe not!!

Just pray I don't get paired with you guys again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol have you got much cheese left guys lol don't forget to throw it out after today

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