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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nothing to do with this fab fantasy land where people dont meet..

I asked a tesco cashier out an hour ago(we have chatted briefly on her fri night shifts as I get back from work and get my cat stuff n booze)..thing is she only appears to be working on fri nights, and as the queue was getting busy..I said I should take her for a drink if interested and she said "yeah"..

now thinking I should go back, and slip my cock in..oops..i mean, slip my number to her..so I can try for a weekend drink????????????

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

What are you still doing here!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GFI Paddy bach - Go For It

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you still doing here!! Haha

well I'm cheating Ok...sakes lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"nothing to do with this fab fantasy land where people dont meet..

now thinking I should go back, and slip my cock in..oops..i mean, slip my number to her..so I can try for a weekend drink????????????"
You mean you didn't do it there and then? Go back!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GFI Paddy bach - Go For It

I did forget to buy cat litter...honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nothing to do with this fab fantasy land where people dont meet..

now thinking I should go back, and slip my cock in..oops..i mean, slip my number to her..so I can try for a weekend drink????????????You mean you didn't do it there and then? Go back!!

there was a line up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GFI Paddy bach - Go For It

I did forget to buy cat litter...honest"

Well there you go then. Perfect excuse. Good luck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"nothing to do with this fab fantasy land where people dont meet..

now thinking I should go back, and slip my cock in..oops..i mean, slip my number to her..so I can try for a weekend drink????????????You mean you didn't do it there and then? Go back!!

there was a line up lol"
So?!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go back in the queue again and have your number handy, just buy something cheap

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Paddy, slip her one and let us know if she calls.

Don't forget the cat litter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GFI Paddy bach - Go For It

I did forget to buy cat litter...honest

Well there you go then. Perfect excuse. Good luck

if I'm usernolongeronsite by the end of the nite, u will all know I've found love...

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumbs up if you have pulled a tesco worker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paddy, slip her one and let us know if she calls.

Don't forget the cat litter.

and I will try not perving her hot big boobs too...the cashiers...not my cats ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

oink oink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thumbs up if you have pulled a tesco worker

I cant get lower...

with tescos prices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop chatting and get back to tescos!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

oink oink

Haha, anyway you go for it! Get right in there with your vouchers! Hope its 24 hrs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop chatting and get back to tescos!

I'm not chatting!I'm seeking guidance lol...while perving...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

oink oink

Haha, anyway you go for it! Get right in there with your vouchers! Hope its 24 hrs!!

she's on till 12...studies accounts...needs drink to celebrate...and she's tasty and hhas gorgeous big boobs..........wiping my chin before going over

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

oink oink

Haha, anyway you go for it! Get right in there with your vouchers! Hope its 24 hrs!!

she's on till 12...studies accounts...needs drink to celebrate...and she's tasty and hhas gorgeous big boobs..........wiping my chin before going over"

Just your chin??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

oink oink

Haha, anyway you go for it! Get right in there with your vouchers! Hope its 24 hrs!!

she's on till 12...studies accounts...needs drink to celebrate...and she's tasty and hhas gorgeous big boobs..........wiping my chin before going over

Just your chin??

saving my spunk as she has a whole lotta booby coverage ...if thats what she likes...not the sorta first date suggestions I'd make though lol....

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"What!! With the other cashier.. Pig! Pmsl..

oink oink

Haha, anyway you go for it! Get right in there with your vouchers! Hope its 24 hrs!!

she's on till 12...studies accounts...needs drink to celebrate...and she's tasty and hhas gorgeous big boobs..........wiping my chin before going over

Just your chin??

saving my spunk as she has a whole lotta booby coverage ...if thats what she likes...not the sorta first date suggestions I'd make though lol...."

Yeh, probably not a good idea! Anyway your still here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you here pads? Numptie... Go back and buy what you have forgotten.. Christ you are hard work!!!

good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saving my spunk as she has a whole lotta booby coverage ...if thats what she likes...not the sorta first date suggestions I'd make though lol...."

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its 21:41, the store will be busy...with people rushing to get booze lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its 21:41, the store will be busy...with people rushing to get booze lol"

Ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so I went over...I had to walk in circles as her queue never appeared to end...finally got to her checkout...she said "back again",

I said its a bit difficult to try asking someone out in a queue..as I passed my number over she said she had a bf and should have said .GRrrrr. I said och well..I'll still come back lol

should I have blocked her and said she wasnt my type anyway?

I could have suggested 3somes also...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nothing ventured nothing gained. You tried.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Nothing ventured nothing gained. You tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, you tried. Maybe she'll keep your number.....just in case

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You should have popped to their electrical dept and got a sky remote...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top marks for having a pop, so many guys wouldn't.

I'm seriously considering asking out my hairdresser but she holds scissors when I get the opportunity.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Dude how do u ask girl out n not get or giv ur number?

After she said yeah what did u do? Walk off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she take your number anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Aawww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Whaderyoumean dregs of society

Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Dregs

aww next time pads.. For now guessing your stuck with us dregs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were not all that bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did she take your number anyway?"

as I was passing it she said about bf....so I didnt try further

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Aawww

hehheheeh xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Dregs

aww next time pads.. For now guessing your stuck with us dregs!

I suppose...some of u's have nice personalities and great fannys...so I will stick around and give respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Were not all that bad

ur an angel..cough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Whaderyoumean dregs of society

Pfffft

PfffT....I like a woman that farts when she talks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A) you get classier ladies at Waitrose

B) you should have bought condoms

C) you should have said "och, noo, these wee commies are whey too small, yew guana be a wee hen and go get me sum massoove ones, pet?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were not all that bad

ur an angel..cough"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GFI Paddy bach - Go For It

I did forget to buy cat litter...honest

Well there you go then. Perfect excuse. Good luck

if I'm usernolongeronsite by the end of the nite, u will all know I've found love...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm still here and no shagging offers..fair enough...u's were my second choice ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here and no shagging offers..fair enough...u's were my second choice ffs!

"
sloppy seconds Eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that number slipped to her .....a real life date ooosh yes plse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get that number slipped to her .....a real life date ooosh yes plse.

she has a bf...and I did say he's probably shit in bed too..I'm not competitive in the slightest

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was hoping you would get to find out if she had blue and white striped knickers on. That would have been proper value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Dregs

aww next time pads.. For now guessing your stuck with us dregs!

I suppose...some of u's have nice personalities and great fannys...so I will stick around and give respect"

I'm aghast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st person I've asked out in a long time...from the REAL world..och well...

back to the dregs of society..hi Fabbers!

Dregs

aww next time pads.. For now guessing your stuck with us dregs!

I suppose...some of u's have nice personalities and great fannys...so I will stick around and give respect

I'm aghast."

thats a purdy open mouth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was hoping you would get to find out if she had blue and white striped knickers on. That would have been proper value

I only had eyes for her breasts...and face...so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that number slipped to her .....a real life date ooosh yes plse.

she has a bf...and I did say he's probably shit in bed too..I'm not competitive in the slightest"
. ....................................If she laughed or smiled when u said her bf prob shite in bed I'd say Your well in there my son lmao.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get that number slipped to her .....a real life date ooosh yes plse.

she has a bf...and I did say he's probably shit in bed too..I'm not competitive in the slightest. ....................................If she laughed or smiled when u said her bf prob shite in bed I'd say Your well in there my son lmao.

anyway enough of this loveydovey stuff...can I grab ur arse ffs...its slabbering me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get that number slipped to her .....a real life date ooosh yes plse.

anyway enough of this loveydovey stuff...can I grab ur arse ffs...its slabbering me"
. Lmao shakes me money maker n winks.

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